gauper_kid

One of my teachers told me a story similar-ish to this one, except it was a BB gun and no one died.

Thank you, thank you, thank you. Finally, someone with enough sense to put a [bleep]ing Beatles album on their list.

For some reason, some jokes get funnier the more you use them. Does anyone know what I mean?

I do it because its fun. :twss:

Isn't that a bit redundant? Not being able to be hurt isnt the same as not being able to die. But if you were invulnerable wouldn't that mean you couldn't get killed?

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[hide=]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: YOU'D BETTER HAVE AN INTERESTING CONVERSATION WITH ME You: R U IGNORING ME Stranger: no im not Stranger: =D Stranger: im meeting that intresting guy 4 first time =d You: DO I KNOW U Stranger: dont think so Stranger: =D You: YAH I DO You: DONT EFFING LIE 2 ME Stranger: =D Stranger: i wont Stranger: =) You: I JUST TRACED UR IP Stranger: ok Stranger: =] You: IM COMING TO UR HOUSE PERV Stranger: hahaha Stranger: maybe Stranger: when u come Stranger: i can Stranger: present Stranger: u to my Stranger: grandson Stranger: he will cut ur head with pleasure ^_^ You: DONT EXPET 2 WAK UP 2MARRO Stranger: hahaha You: U HAV GRANDSON Stranger: yes i do You: HOW OLD R U Stranger: DONTU KNOW WHO I AM Stranger: ???? Stranger: I AM THE LEET KING Stranger: U FACKING SCRUBNUB Stranger: IM THE BEST You: Don't talk in all caps, its annoying. You have disconnected.[/hide] Haven't had any very good ones yet.

Isn't that a bit redundant?

Seems like everyone on there are just horny guys who want to cyber....

Try this.

QFT Seriously guys. I you're just gonna ignore the OP, then get out.

Yeah, all my senior friends are telling me that too, not that I couldn't already tell from my schedule though. Wasn't that hard for me. I slacked at the beginning so I only had a 3.6 GPA, but it wasn't hard at all. I had 1 AP course too. Those are the kind of grades I get when I don't slack.....

I can tell you play spy. :lol: According to my stats, I'm tied time wise for spy and sniper. Would teleportation really be necessary if you could just stop time and go where ever you want?

This pretty much describes where I live, except it doesn't get as cold and is in Northern California.

Today was the first day of school for me. Everything was pretty much the same as it's been for the past two years. Except they removed the benches that my friends and I used to sit on. :evil:

What the [bleep]. What's up with the "blocked due to abuse" crap?

School starts tomorrow. I'm supposed to be doing my report on Catcher in the Rye, but TIF is distracting me.

I won't post my first convo, it was pointless.

I know this is off topic, but what with that guy in your sig? His fingers are going through the gun.... It's kind of bothering me.

Some of there songs are good. Best is Colorado Sunrsie, then I can't do it alone...after that it does go a little downhill. One thing that does annoy me is when I lose my remote control for my TV. Drives me up the wall to find it -.- I think everyone in the world would agree with you.

Today, I found out I can't get into AP US History because I didn't pass the wrtiting assessment. I just found the e-mail. Apparently, it lacked an "introduction, thesis statement, and specific examples which are crucial to this class.". She said she informed me (earlier) that I didn't qualify, but I wasn't told anything. And I've already read the book and did half of the assignment for summer. :wall:

a pack of 20 Velociraptor's would overwhelm you. But unfortunately i'd probably do the same thing. If you are in a basement you would not really be able to get attacked, unless you had a large opening to it. they could claw through the door? Also you have to reload and sleep sometime. There the size of a chicken! If you can get in, they certainly can. You can also use a .50 cal which is belt fed aslong as you have bullets you never have to reload the it. Shooting a chicken with a .50 cal is overkill though. :lol: I believe you might want to change that statement, sir.

I went bowling last night.

... :twss: I'm pretty sure that one was intentional.