Super_arty

Just a question- how on earth did you get level 39 slayer with only level 3 combat? Great. 10/10.

Cheese noob wanted for

feet to shoe

re-tune of kick

Deaf Trowel

Sharp dressed man- ZZ top

I jump on your holographic cheeses until i find the real one, then launch a H-bomb at you. I split the atoms in the cheese and fire all the miniscule particles onto the zybez forums, where the sun doth not shine.

A long time ago in a past, teachers had giant machines that slaughtered all children. However, now they eat monstrous amounts of cute chickens that are dangerous because they like to. On Sundays, cookies are slowly melted down to save the planet of New Zealand. The planet USA, however, tried to erect a statue which they believed would lead to the discovery of plankton! Which is very easy to eat without teeth because it has microscopic organsims. Pigs aren't too keen on swimming with alligators, crocodiles however, they really like to fly with mudkips. They like slaughtering eachother quickly. One day, an H-Bomb exploded, but nothing has destroyed mankind. Elephants, whose bank statements are very cool are likely to buy melted cheese. However, Stereotypes are a really nice thing. Grammar Nazis are epic phails, but they help to watch youtube videos of paris hilton, which does not rick roll people. A plot is something nice and warm. People should shove icecubes up their nostrils, because teh_langzor says so as he is really really hot... Not! Someday someone died because they wanted him alive. Gehackte is cool. Suddenly, a dragon killed a zombie, but it survived. And it went to the hospital. Unfortunally the hospital said: "You son, only you have enough power to automatically parse URLS. The Zombie was diagnosed with testicular... arthritis. The cure is playing with a really big shrimp that will shoop da whoop. Out of nowhere, Mollypop came and killed every person. Then, Captain Falcon licked my armpit it was salty, and he seeked the Holy Grail. On his quest, signatures owned him. Then Rick Astley flew down to read the Necronomicon Galaxy to kids, in which he starred as the faliure of life, jimmyw3000 was his..... noob for life. Then a lobster ate him. Pigs fly out my window into the Shadow Moses Island. Everyone loves Pickles. Except for the overlord boris5000. Chuck is whack. Pepper is for killing guthan312 that famous nub who likes stinky socks. "That go in the oven!" said the Remote Control. "No it doesn't!" Yelled the iPod, shouting "LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY JJJJJJJJJJJJJJENKINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!#@!@#$!#@%r#%@&*&^^$%3465345." Suddenly,a kitty died from eating vegitarian food from Silver_Wits house. I, Gallade64, pwn everyone. Fortunately, Ouchy_S rescued the food from Wongtong, so she ate more cookies, instead of glass...Then, Danno385 owned a glass menagerie. Danno385 is stupid. His sister pwns. Gallade64 Falcon Punched yo mama to try and copy fifty twss onto a large mudkip. The Large Mudkip evolved into a Chuck Norris clone whose power level was below -50. Goldblade29 is leet. Goldblade29 then died from Captain Falcon's bad looks. His dog likes men who make cheeseburgers and work in a really big nuclear disposal facility. This Nuclear place was secretly a lol cat farm. The small farm hosted gatherings of flamingo's that moo'ed. But Superman came and ate kryptonite which didn't exist. This somehow stopped Googlebombing tip.it to the power of

1/10. Seen you once.

W-Gin Is Cod

Long time ago in a past, teachers had giant machines that slaughtered all children. However, now they eat monstrous amounts of cute chickens that are dangerous because they like to. On Sundays, cookies are slowly melted down to save the planet of New Zealand. The planet USA, however, tried to erect a statue which they believed would lead to the discovery of plankton! Which is very easy to eat without teeth because it has microscopic organsims. Pigs aren't too keen on swimming with alligators, crocodiles however, they really like to fly with mudkips. They like slaughtering eachother quickly. One day, an H-Bomb exploded, but nothing has destroyed mankind. Elephants, whose bank statements are very cool are likely to buy melted cheese. However, Stereotypes are a really nice thing. Grammar Nazis are epic phails, but they help to watch youtube videos of paris hilton, which does not rick roll people. A plot is something nice and warm. People should shove icecubes up their nostrils, because teh_langzor says so as he is really really hot... Not! Someday someone died because they wanted him alive. Gehackte is cool. Suddenly, a dragon killed a zombie, but it survived. And it went to the hospital. Unfortunally the hospital said: "You son, only you have enough power to automatically parse URLS. The Zombie was diagnosed with testicular... arthritis. The cure is playing with a really big shrimp that will shoop da whoop. Out of nowhere, Mollypop came and killed every person. Then, Captain Falcon licked my armpit it was salty, and he seeked the Holy Grail. On his quest, signatures owned him. Then Rick Astley flew down to read the Necronomicon Galaxy to kids, in which he starred as the faliure of life, jimmyw3000 was his..... noob for life. Then a lobster ate him. Pigs fly out my window into the Shadow Moses Island. Everyone loves Pickles. Except for the overlord boris5000. Chuck is whack. Pepper is for killing guthan312 that famous nub who likes stinky socks. "That go in the oven!" said the Remote Control. "No it doesn't!" Yelled the iPod, shouting LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY JJJJJJJJJJJJJJENKINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!#@!@#$!#@%r#%@&*&^^$%3465345 Suddenly,a kitty died from eating vegitarian food from Silver_Wits house. I, Gallade64, pwn everyone. Fortunately, Ouchy_S rescued the food from Wongtong, so she ate more cookies, instead of glass...Then, Danno385 owned a glass menagerie. Danno385 is stupid. His sister pwns. Gallade64 Falcon Punched yo mama to try and copy fifty twss onto a large mudkip. The Large Mudkip evolved into a Chuck Norris clone whose power level was below -50. Goldblade29 is leet. Goldblade29 then died from Captain Falcon's bad looks. His dog likes men who make cheeseburgers and work in a really big

The fact that gives meaning to meanings within meanings everywhere. Why is the answer 42?

I have? Edgars ruse = quest required

I have a few issues with your reccomended equipment. Armadyl plate: I have heard that metal platebodys stops the accumulator from working. I may be mistaken however. (Also, this is designed for people who do not have masses of money.) Also, you need some sort of zamorak item to stop the bloodveld and spiritual warrior/ranger/mage (can't remember which) from attacking you. Bandos tasset: It helps to have some extra range bonus, and they're quite expensive... Ranger boots: Good point unless you want bandos, although at the time of this post the price was minimum 4.5 mil. Barrows gloves: It helps to have saradomin bracers so you are not attacked upon entering the dungeon. But otherwise, I would use them (if I had them, I'm still on addy) Archer ring/ ring of wealth: The range bonus from archer ring is miniscule, so it would be more worth it surviving and maybe getting 10 less kills or so, as opposed to dying. And rings of wealth increase the chance of getting rune drops, which decreases the chance of getting anything else. And as the main money is from addy bars, you want them to have a high chance to drop, not rune drops. Fury/glory: If you do not take an armadyl item (which you could do with armadyl legs/plate if you wanted), then aviansies and the spiritual creatures will be agressive towards you. And if you do want to take a glory. Here's why. Fury range attack bonus: +10 Fury range defence bonus: +15 Glory range attack bonus: +10 Glory range defence bonus: +3 Prices (at time of post) Glory: 52.2k Fury: 2.6m If you just buy them for their range bonuses (attack and defence), then you will be paying: Glory: 4k per point Fury: 104k per point I ask you, is it really worth it?

Because they want you to stroke/pet/feed etc. them. Either that or they have a grudge. Why :?:

The person that wins the pizza-eating competition.

I'm going to keep on trying until I fail really badly. SDyperer Aretryt Hmm... close Again! Super Artyt (so close....)

Just to start off, people might say that this is just another aviansie tanking guide. Well, it is. But when i tried to find a guide to start aviansieing, it took me some time. so this guide is to make tanking guides in general easier to find. Also, this is my first guide. I would be happy to accept constructive criticism, but please try not to be to harsh. And a question, now my guide is finished, do I transfer it into general guides? Contents: 1.0 why kill aviansies? 1.1 requirements 1.2 tanking equipment (inventory included) 1.3 alternate (prayer included) equipment 1.4 getting there 1.5 inside the dungeon 1.6 keep, drop, or alch [hide=1.0 Why kill aviansies?]Aviansies are bird-like creatures that inhabit the GodWars dungeon. They are hardly ever crowded, give great ranged experience- and fantastic drops. Four noted adamant bars is a very common drop from them, and whith each bar drop being worth nearly 9k, you can see how you get money from these. My first trip at the aviansies didn't get to 1000 kills. But I still ended up getting over 2.5 mil profit (closer to 3 mil), and subsequently buying full veracs, an obsidian cape and dragon boots. Not bad. [/hide] [hide=1.1 Requirements]Levels required: Level 60 strength/agility Level 61 range Level 50 defence Levels recommended: Level 70+ range Level 70+ defence/hitpoints Level 55+ Magic Quests required: Started Troll Stronghold Quests recommended: Edgar's ruse As a first resort[/hide] [hide=1.2 Equipment]Armour: (from best to worst) Helm: Torag's or Guthan's/ Verac's/Dharok's/Granite/Dragon med/Rune Full Body: Zamorak d'hide/Saradomin d'hide Legs: Torag's or Dharok's/Guthan's/Verac's/Granite/Dragon/Rune Shield: Dragonfire or Crystal/Granite/Rune Boots: Bandos*/Dragon*/Rune* Gloves: Saradomin bracers/Zamorak bracers Cape: Ava's accumulator Ring: Ring of life Amulet: Armadyl pendant Weapon: Rune crossbow Ammunition: Broad bolts/adamant bolts/mithril bolts *If you wish to conserve inventory space, then just take climbing boots. Equipment notes: If you can afford Armadyl armour, then please try it out. I have no experience with it personally, but I know that it would speed up the kills a lot, but you would ake more damage. Rings of wealth are NOT recommended here. All they do is increase the chance of you getting rune drops, and you want lots of adamant bar drops here, not rune. You can keep the trip going for longer by not using barrows armour, because barrows armour degrades, but it is a very good choice for this. Inventory: 100 BTP tabs Fire staff and 500 natures for alching Food Stat restore Teleports Mithril grapple (not included in picture, sorry) Inventory explained: The Black Box includes alch runes and bones to peaches tabs. You can make the most of your trip by using lots of bones to peaches tabs. The Red Box is food. Not much needs explaining here. Anything over swordfish is fine. The Yellow Box contains other stuff. The stat restore is for after the ice path (notice it is stat restore mix, the ice path drains hp as well), games necklace for teleporting to burthorpe, and the teleport. If you have 70 ranged, the mithril grapple is highly advised.[/hide] [hide=1.3 Alternate equipment (prayer+armadyl) (no pictures, sorry)]Helm: Armadyl helmet Body: Armadyl chestplate Legs: Armadyl plateskirt Shield: Dragonfire/crystal/granite/rune Boots: Bandos*/Snakeskin* Gloves: Zamorak bracers**/Barrows (RFD) gloves/black d'hide vambraces Cape: Ava's accumulator Ring: Ring of life Amulet: Unholy symbol** Amulet of fury/Amulet of glory Weapon: Rune crossbow Ammunition: Broad bolts (with 55 slayer)/Adamant/Mithril *If you wish to conserve inventory space, just take climbing boots. **You only need one of these two, as a zamorak item) Inventory stays the same. Helm: Zamorak mitre Body: Monks robe top Legs: Monks robe bottom Shield: Unholy book/Book of balance/Holy book Boots: Bandos*/Snakeskin* Gloves: Zamorak bracers/Barrows (RFD) gloves/black d'hide vambraces Cape: Ava's accumulator Ring: Ring of life Amulet: Armadyl pendant Weapon: Rune crossbow Ammunition: Broad bolts (with 55 slayer)/Adamant/Mithril *If you wish to conserve inventory space, just take climbing boots. (This setup may not be entirely correct. I have never done prayer at aviansies, just know how to) Inventory: 100 nature and 500 fire runes for alching, mithril grapple, games necklace/ trollheim teleport runes, barbarian stat restore mix (for stats and hp drained on ice path), teleport tablet of your choice, 21 prayer potions. If you use this setup, you will range protect pray against the aviansies.[/hide] [hide=1.4 How to get there (warning- large picture ahead)]UNLESS YOU HAVE BANDOS BOOTS, TAKE A DIP IN THE BANDOS POOL IN OO'GLOG BEFORE YOU GO. THIS IS IMPORTANT. The yellow path shows walking from burthorpe after using a games necklace teleport. The massive Red blob is Dad.Unless you have done troll stronghold, you will need to defeat dad to pass. I just took up a halberd and defeated him easily. Where the path stops, you have to go through a small cave and come out the other side. Once you get past the agility shortcut linking to the wilderness, put on protect from range because of the thrower trolls. The green path is recommended. this involves the Trollheim teleport spell, which requires level 61 magic and the completion of Edgar's ruse. When you see thrower trolls, put on protect from range. The blue blob is the crack that requires level 60 agility to navigate. if you can use this, then do. Also at that spot is the boulder that requires level 60 strength to lift. After this is the ice path. the cold weather here drains your hitpoints and stats, which is why i recommend a barbarian stat restore mix. Near the dungeon entrance there are high level aggresive wolves, so turn on protect from melee. On your first trip, you must talk to the dying knight and take a rope to put in the hole. You do not need a rope on trips after the first. (also, I'm sorry if the image is a bit big.) The teleport trick This is a trick frequently used in GWD in order to conserve inventory space. If you are using games necklace teleports to get to burthorpe, make sure you have one extra food item in your bank, and take one extra teleport tablet. Teleport to the games room. Drop one item of food, teleport back to varrock. Run to the bank, get one item of food out. Teleport baclk to burthorpe, drop the necklace, pick up the food you dropped earlier. [/hide] [hide=1.5 inside the dungeon]Once inside the dungeon follow the red line.Use the grapple to get into the Armadyl section (if you do not have level 70 ranged, then take the bandos boots and stay outside the eyrie). Once in, the yellow marked area is very good if there is no-one else there, although it is a popular spot. The red marked area is my favourite spot. It's quite easy to find a world with no-one in it, and has several low level aviansies. The big green blob is the boss room door. Do NOT go in. Unless you are prepared, you will be hit instantly for massive damage, and may die. [/hide] [hide=1.6 keep, drop, or alch]Here is a list of drops and whether to keep, drop, or alch them. Green: keep them red: alch them Blue: drop them Yellow: your decision White: have never had/ no idea Gold: 100%: Bones, Feather(1-10) Weapon: Rune dagger(p+), Dragon spear, Rune javelin(5) Armour: - Runes/Arrows: Blood(11), Nature(9), Water(15,30), Earth(8-12), Air(15), Chaos(3,6,16), Law(2), Mind(5), Body(12), Misc: Runite limb, Adamantite bar(4 noted), Antipoison potion(3 dose)(5), Uncut gem, Half key, Shield left half(dragon), Swordfish(5)*, Nature talisman, Herb**, Silver ore, Clue scroll(level 3) *Take these for food. They really help. **What with herb prices changing, I'd recommend only keeping rannars, but still only if you want to.[/hide] Credits Me, for writing the guide. Tipit, for the pictures. Jagex, for making runescape. Slowermotions, for writing the guide that got me into aviansie tanking. RazorSpearZ, for some helpful tips and pointing out errors and such.

Good job Brendan. #-o

A guy logs into runescape aaaaaand... logs out again.

Where two people fell attracted to each other. Simple answers ftw. Why does this guy think that simple answers are ftw? :ugeek:

0/10. I do not know you.

A long time ago in a past, teachers had giant machines that slaughtered all children. However, now they eat monstrous amounts of cute chickens that are dangerous because they like to. On Sundays, cookies are slowly melted down to save the planet of New Zealand. The planet USA, however, tried to erect a statue which they believed would lead to the discovery of plankton! Which is very easy to eat without teeth because it has microscopic organsims. Pigs aren't too keen on swimming with alligators, crocodiles however, they really like to fly with mudkips. They like slaughtering eachother quickly. One day, an H-Bomb exploded, but nothing has destroyed mankind. Elephants, whose bank statements are very cool are likely to buy melted cheese. However, Stereotypes are a really nice thing. Grammar Nazis are epic phails, but they help to watch youtube videos of paris hilton, which does not rick roll people. A plot is something nice and warm. People should shove icecubes up their nostrils, because teh_langzor says so as he is really really hot... Not! Someday someone died because they wanted him alive. Gehackte is cool. Suddenly, a dragon killed a zombie, but it survived. And it went to the hospital. Unfortunally the hospital said: "You son, only you have enough power to automatically parse URLS. The Zombie was diagnosed with testicular... arthritis. The cure is playing with a really big

Banned for not including lemons in your sig.

Seriously, don't go for a 99. They're pointless at your level, and when i tried to get my fletching to 99, I got bored at 71 and gave up entirely. Also, forget what i said about metal dragons. Your stats aren't high enough.