Seraphi

Don't forget to remove the voice box, if it starts moaning there will be more to deal with. Still, it sounds pretty good to me, a problem though, if it turns away dangerous animals, it'll turn away animals we could eat as well. When we go hunting, we don't carry it around. Plus, the voice box would generally be removed as a result of decapitation. I actually like the idea, no mosquitoe bites for us :

Don't advertise your failsites here.

Well, from the few times I've shot a gun-type thing(No guns here in England, crossbows are hard to obtain, but they'll have to suffice ) I'm semi-accurate, but where I really excel is melee combat, having an obsession with that kind of weapon. Not afraid to get my hands dirty with stuff like pit digging, waste duties, and other things like that... I know some basic first aid, but not too much. Yeah, thats about it.

No, no, no. Rune defender is BETTER than Dragonfire shield. You are taking less damage due to faster kills, and gaining more experience as well. Dragonfire shield is, for all intents and purposes, overpriced crap. Dear god, 90% of the Runescape community is deluded. I don't claim to know which is best but it seems it's a case of every body else is wrong and your right ... Simple fact is: Extensive testing by myself and other people have consistantly showed rune defender far outwieghing Dragonfire shield.

i wouldnt like to stress i dont want to do the quest or get the reqs for it.. *Sigh* Okay then, go and kill zombies and skeletons in the chaos tunnels with a salve amulet and melee prayer. why kill those, and not to be a noob lol but where do i get salve, from quest? Haunted mine. You enchant it by completing the tarns lair miniquest. In fact, you might as well just fight zombie monkies on Ape atoll with the amulet.

i wouldnt like to stress i dont want to do the quest or get the reqs for it.. *Sigh* Okay then, go and kill zombies and skeletons in the chaos tunnels with a salve amulet and melee prayer.

You might as well. Don't expect any decent drops though, since skirts fail and dragon legs have the same drop rate.

Again. Armoured zombies, unless you want multiple rune defenders. I can't stress that enough. Armoured zombies are better.

No, no, no. Rune defender is BETTER than Dragonfire shield. You are taking less damage due to faster kills, and gaining more experience as well. Dragonfire shield is, for all intents and purposes, overpriced crap. Dear god, 90% of the Runescape community is deluded.

I wouldn't really call that a "master".

Armoured zombies. Unless you're collecting defenders.

But they would still have a distinctive "Not quite human" scent?

There is no way you can make junk faster than you can make actual money. Its kind of stupid really.

We must also remember that if the wind is in the zombies favour then of course they could smell us from ages away, if it is our favour they will not smell us from a meter away. Yes, basically another thing we need to keep note of. A basic wind measuring device could probably be created from household materials, correct?

About the whole senses argument. Maybe, humans can smell for miles, but those smells are so weak that our brain cannot possibly detect them or tell them apart from any other scent. A zombie, however, is totally focused on devouring flesh, and above all, human flesh. This may allow them to differentiate the scent of a human and say, some rotting garbage.

Crossbows are silent, and light enough to not be too large a burden. Very good for medium-long range snipers. On the other hand, you should really carry a melee weapon, for when bullets shan't be needed. Why waste a shot on a single zombie, when a well placed strike with your crowbar or trench [bleep]e could end its miserable existance just as well?

I freaking love this game. At the moment I have a win:loss ratio of 3:1 I love it when I get opponents who hide. They don't seem prepared to fight somebody who can actually use basic tactics, like, surrounding them and horribly owning their light dwarves.

you can finally have kids :twss: You're no longer allowed to talk to Lenin. No longer allowed on this forum please. Anyways, I really don't see what use this could have. I mean, if you're infertile, instead of doing this and adding another human to the already overcrowded world, why not just adopt?

Fight for the Atheists. While all the religious people are praying, we are developing space lasers and earthquake generators. Or, we just attack during a holy hour of some kind.

We wont allow you to waste precious electricity on that. You have to wean yourself off these things. And if board games are too little, either read, or practise with your weapon. (Speaking of weapons, what of crossbows? The ammo is retreivable, so you could always practise your aim with one.) Or, maybe we could arrange special "Zombie hunting squads" into the town... No, thats a stupid idea...Why take the unneccesary risk?

Try typing "All your base are belong to us" into the note tab, no quotes, no period. Credit to Ace spitball for that.

Wouldn't bother. I've had my bandos for ages now, its crashed, and its risen again. Its just too useful for me to sell.

I'd probably be a good idea to conserve as much energy as possible and not waste it on things like video games. We can have theater as entertainment, reading, etc. Even tell how many people used to consider zombies as a myth. Books and board games should serve just fine for entertainment. And weapons training/development is always a good idea. You could always practise with your trusty trench [bleep]e/katana/crowbar/[any other melee weapon]?

Much better than the current system, I think it would work very well, actually. One problem with it though, it could make MINOR real world trading possible, but then again, I think that is practically impossible to stop.

Waterfiends.