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I didn't know that! A friend told me that too yesterday ingame, so I finished that task and completed the Fremennik diary! :D Thanks though. : After that I bought enough raw lobsters to get me to 80 cooking and completed also a Seer's Village task! Tasks left: Falador: one task left, 72 Slayer required Seer's Village: one task left, 80 fletching required (working on this skill atm) You can now follow my progress on Slayer and Fletching in my signature. Edit: just achieved a total level of 500 on TechEngineer! :P

A long time ago in a past, teachers had giant machines that slaughtered all children. However, now they eat monstrous amounts of cute chickens that are dangerous because they like to. On Sundays, cookies are slowly melted down to save the planet of New Zealand. The planet USA, however, tried to erect a statue which they believed would lead to the discovery of plankton! Which is very easy to eat without teeth because it has microscopic organsims. Pigs aren't too keen on swimming with alligators, crocodiles however, they really like to fly with mudkips. They like slaughtering eachother quickly. One day, an H-Bomb exploded, but nothing has destroyed mankind. Elephants, whose bank statements are very cool are likely to buy melted cheese. However, Stereotypes are a really nice thing. Grammar Nazis are epic phails, but they help to watch youtube videos of paris hilton, which does not rick roll people. A plot is something nice and warm. People should shove icecubes up their nostrils, because teh_langzor says so as he is really really hot... Not! Someday someone died because they wanted him alive. Gehackte is cool. Suddenly, a dragon killed a zombie, but it survived. And it went to the hospital. Unfortunally the hospital said: "You son, only you have enough power to automatically parse URLS. The Zombie was diagnosed with testicular... arthritis. The cure is playing with a really big shrimp that will shoop da whoop. Out of nowhere, Mollypop came and killed every person. Then, Captain Falcon licked my armpit it was salty, and he seeked the Holy Grail. On his quest, signatures owned him. Then Rick Astley flew down to read the Necronomicon Galaxy to kids, in which he starred as the faliure of life, jimmyw3000 was his..... noob for life. Then a lobster ate him. Pigs fly out my window into the Shadow Moses Island. Everyone loves Pickles. Except for the overlord boris5000. Chuck is whack. Pepper is for killing guthan312 that famous nub who likes stinky socks. "That go in the oven!" said the Remote Control. "No it doesn't!" Yelled the iPod, shouting "LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY JJJJJJJJJJJJJJENKINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!#@!@#$!#@%r#%@&*&^^$%3465345." Suddenly,a kitty died from eating vegitarian food from Silver_Wits house. I, Gallade64, pwn everyone. Fortunately, Ouchy_S rescued the food from Wongtong, so she ate more cookies, instead of glass...Then, Danno385 owned a glass menagerie. Danno385 is stupid. His sister pwns. Gallade64 Falcon Punched yo mama to try and copy fifty twss onto a large mudkip. The Large Mudkip evolved into a Chuck Norris clone whose power level was below -50. Goldblade29 is leet. Goldblade29 then died from Captain Falcon's bad looks. His dog likes men who make cheeseburgers and work in a really big nuclear disposal facility. This Nuclear place was secretly a lol cat farm. The small farm hosted gatherings of flamingo's that moo'ed. But Superman came and ate kryptonite which didn't exist. This somehow stopped Googlebombing tip.it to the power of -9000. Then, Tip.it pwned Rune HQ. Courage is the seventh cat on some sweet benches that were fluorescent that turns dreams into glass. Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is the name of the game where everyone is spontaneously combusting to pornographic images. Doctors fled to Cuba for more porn involving sexy Dragoonson (-plastic surgery enhanced genitals-) and so they got a dog whose leg was full of zits. Michael Jackson touched my uncle's cousin's brothers' son's dog's owner, Cousin Bob. It felt nice. Ugozima is kick-[wagon]. He is also a sad nub. Everyone agrees and Ugozima killed them. But suddenly they all exploded. KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!! Including Ugozima, when Guthix came earlier, he became Batman's new furry hat. A few years back, scientists discovered the cause of the result. That

stgewije3985 At least the numbers are right...

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Ahh, this thread has endless possibilities... :lol: G.E. employers: "We can't help you today, we are on strike." Bankers: "Giving away free stuff from all those players without a bank pin!" Tztok-Jad: "Just kill me, I don't feel very well today." Own Character during alching: "Man, I'm so bored. Please go do something else. A quest would be great. " Sawmill Operator: "Hmm, I'm the only one who can saw planks, totally no competition. I think I'm gonna raise all prices by 500%." Own Character in front of cave: "I'm not going in there! I'm afraid of the dark and that little lantern isn't gonna help much." Your cat: "I'm not gonna eat that shrimp. I only eat sharks." Any tree: "Aaaaaaaaaaaaah! Please stop cutting me, it hurts so much!" Wise Old Man: "You want that quest cape? I want a second party hat. Bring me one and you will get your cape." Estate Agent: "You are 99 construction? WHahahahaha! That must have cost you a lot, bye bye money! You must be very stupid spending all that money on one skill." Goblin: "Don't kill me, I have feelings too you know!" Any quest starter npc: "I'm not gonna ask you. You have a very high thieving level, so you are not very trustworthy." Aubury: "You're coming for the Runecrafting Cape? Serious man, you have no life" Uri: "I'm not giving you this casket, I don't like your hair." etc.

That's correct, you're on a flying carpet on your way to Pollivneach. Elephants were the first creatures on earth.

W00t first post! (after 600 posts) :twss:

Gratz. :

Thanks! I killed a mithril dragon yesterday and thereby completed a Fremennik Hard task. \ One one Fremennik task left, but that one involves killing MULTIPLE mithril dragons :wall: (because you need to get a special drop) -Falador: one task left, 72 Slayer required (I will achieve 69 today) -Fremennik: one task left -Seer's Village: two tasks left, 80 cooking and 80 fletching required (currently 77 cooking and 65 fletching...)

Is that so strange? I seek her great wisdom every day, trying to understand the biggest mysteries in the universe. :lol:

Oh yea now I see it, Pendo was just bumping this thread. And I already checked out your blog. ;)

You could do regular bookcases all the way to level 50, but if you want to keep it as cheap as possible, you should do what ultimatballr says. I don't know what it costs, but for regular bookcases you need to bring a saw, a hammer, enough nails and fill the rest of your inventory with normal planks. You could use some kind of butler to speed things up a little bit.

This is a very nice guide, I didn't know all of this. Thank you, otherwise I may had lost millions! =D> Oh, and congratulations on getting level 99! :thumbsup:

I hope you get better soon. Hey, gratz on your mining and smithing lvls and the money. : I'm curious what your goal will be! Plz tell us... ;)

Wow, you can control the weather! :shock: [hide=Imaginary conversation]In Flodders Weather Control Company: Me: I would like to order 30 cm snow for tomorrow. You: That will be 2,- per cm. Would you like some wind with your order? Me: No thanks. Can you also make it -10 degres Celsius? You: Sure. That's 2,50 per degree below zero. Me: Ok. Can I also pay in blog replies? :twss:[/hide]

Good luck, smithing is hard but not impossible! I hope I can soon ask you: phree rune pl8 pl0x ;)

Good luck on choppin 'n burnin! :lol: If you can get this far, I'm sure you will get those wanted 99's eventually! :)

Congratz on that adze and good luck on all those 99's! :) (Are you planning to get 99 Summoning too? Because it is a "right column skill" after all... :twss:)

It's good to see you have so many clues and achievements! :thumbsup: Do you know when you going to start burning again? Because last time I checked the icy areas of Runescape, I saw they haven't melted yet. WE NEED MORE CO2 IN THE AIR! :twisted: ;)

Wow, this is an epic blog! :shock: I always liked mining, but not as much as you I think. :twss: Agility is very nice too, maybe you should get 99. :thumbup:

Wow, nice and interesting F2P blog! =D> I hope you can achieve all those goals sooner or later. P.S. I like your Katara avatar. I still have to watch the final four episodes. \

Of course I did. I still don't know how (s)he did it, my password wasn't easy to guess. The day before, someone wanted to tell me a way to make money. I think it was her, because that moneymaking way had something to do with buying 50 dragonstones (!). I didn't listen because I had to go. But I don't have any proof, so I can't do anything.

Of course I couldn't wait completing that Seer's Village Diary. But wait...I don't have 80 cooking or 80 fletching! :evil: So I completed everything exept 2 hard tasks. When I saw I needed 70 prayer for this diary too (also for Falador hard) I quickly bought 800 dragon bones, gained 3 prayer levels and completed 2 hard tasks with it! \ But it wasn't all nice, someone figured out what my password was (idk how :shock: ) and bought 50 dragonstones with my money (2.4m), which I saw by checking my G.E. history. Then I think (s)he sold them in the Tzaar store, logged off and bought some back at his account to make a profit out of it :( :cry: Guess I was lucky he didn't change the password and left the rest of my stuff alone.

Hmmmm.....I like chocolate AND cookies, so I'm giving it a try: >a\/ is like :twisted: but with a larger mouth? (So that big chocolate dipped cookie fits in his mouth :twss:)

That frontpage is so awesome! :shock: Good luck on your goals! I see you like the hard skills (just as I do), I hope you can complete those goals sooner or later. :thumbsup: