Stewie3985

Woogle (wow, type any letter followed by "oogle" and you will find an image like google. :shock: )

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idk, I can't see what you're pointing at. Would you rather jump into a container filled with spiders, scorpions and snakes (and still live when they pull you out) or lose a leg in a car accident?

A long time ago in a past, teachers had giant machines that slaughtered all children. However, now they eat monstrous amounts of cute chickens that are dangerous because they like to. On Sundays, cookies are slowly melted down to save the planet of New Zealand. The planet USA, however, tried to erect a statue which they believed would lead to the discovery of plankton! Which is very easy to eat without teeth because it has microscopic organsims. Pigs aren't too keen on swimming with alligators, crocodiles however, they really like to fly with mudkips. They like slaughtering eachother quickly. One day, an H-Bomb exploded, but nothing has destroyed mankind. Elephants, whose bank statements are very cool are likely to buy melted cheese. However, Stereotypes are a really nice thing. Grammar Nazis are epic phails, but they help to watch youtube videos of paris hilton, which does not rick roll people. A plot is something nice and warm. People should shove icecubes up their nostrils, because teh_langzor says so as he is really really hot... Not! Someday someone died because they wanted him alive. Gehackte is cool. Suddenly, a dragon killed a zombie, but it survived. And it went to the hospital. Unfortunally the hospital said: "You son, only you have enough power to automatically parse URLS. The Zombie was diagnosed with testicular... arthritis. The cure is playing with a really big shrimp that will shoop da whoop. Out of nowhere, Mollypop came and killed every person. Then, Captain Falcon licked my armpit it was salty, and he seeked the Holy Grail. On his quest, signatures owned him. Then Rick Astley flew down to read the Necronomicon Galaxy to kids, in which he starred as the faliure of life, jimmyw3000 was his..... noob for life. Then a lobster ate him. Pigs fly out my window into the Shadow Moses Island. Everyone loves Pickles. Except for the overlord boris5000. Chuck is whack. Pepper is for killing guthan312 that famous nub who likes stinky socks. "That go in the oven!" said the Remote Control. "No it doesn't!" Yelled the iPod, shouting "LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY JJJJJJJJJJJJJJENKINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!#@!@#$!#@%r#%@&*&^^$%3465345." Suddenly,a kitty died from eating vegitarian food from Silver_Wits house. I, Gallade64, pwn everyone. Fortunately, Ouchy_S rescued the food from Wongtong, so she ate more cookies, instead of glass...Then, Danno385 owned a glass menagerie. Danno385 is stupid. His sister pwns. Gallade64 Falcon Punched yo mama to try and copy fifty twss onto a large mudkip. The Large Mudkip evolved into a Chuck Norris clone whose power level was below -50. Goldblade29 is leet. Goldblade29 then died from Captain Falcon's bad looks. His dog likes men who make cheeseburgers and work in a really big nuclear disposal facility. This Nuclear place was secretly a lol cat farm. The small farm hosted gatherings of flamingo's that moo'ed. But Superman came and ate kryptonite which didn't exist. This somehow stopped Googlebombing tip.it to the power of -9000. Then, Tip.it pwned Rune HQ. Courage is the seventh cat on some sweet benches that were fluorescent that turns dreams into glass. Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is the name of the game where everyone is spontaneously combusting to pornographic images. Doctors fled to Cuba for more porn involving sexy Dragoonson (-plastic surgery enhanced genitals-) and so they got a dog whose leg was full of zits. Michael Jackson touched my uncle's cousin's brothers' son's dog's owner, Cousin Bob. It felt nice. Ugozima is kick-[wagon]. He is also a sad nub. Everyone agrees and Ugozima killed them. But suddenly they all exploded. KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!! Including Ugozima, when Guthix came earlier, he became Batman's new furry hat A few years back, scientists discovered the cause of the result. That this sentance wasn't a bannana cream noob. Travis Touchdown taunted the tall green cat, who then ate Travis. The photophobic cat saved Travis Touchdown from a giant short person. "What the &@#$!?" said a noobish person, his name was not chuck norris. Star_in_the_sky's honourable mention is epic fail. As usual. When this happens, one two three is

penguin attack

That's right, you decided to read the poker rules, after that you seemed to play much better. :roll: Tztok-Jad broke out of Runescape into the real world.

All the forum games topics are suddenly flooded with spam. :P A button with a large arrow pointing east :arrow:

Because that's your real name? :lol: Why can cockroaches survive a nuclear attack?

Paste: Of course you can't just copy-paste the image, you need to use the img tags. Search wtf

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Oh, i think i know! Rabbit + luck -> strung rabbit foot. Well, this would certainly add some colour to a meal. <- this is an item

Two words made me very happy. Dragon pickaxe! :thumbup: We have some good updates ahead. \

I guess I spend several hours trying to make a new account without numbers. I don't like numbers either. Finally I found the name TechEngineer (tech from technology). I love it! :thumbsup:

That's right, it seems you need to work on your pokerface. We all have a little alien in our heads that tells us what to do (we call it thinking).

A gentle 1337

Runescape Would you rather permanently change your rs character into a penguin or a monkey? (I just read the new Q&A post on rs forums and it's clear neither of those is ever gonna happen. :( )

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Correct, it wasn't an opinion. abc1230 REALLY needs to change his sig. :P

10/10! I like your offline image. -.-

A red partyhat comes out of the machine. You put it on and realise the inside is covered with flesh-eating bacteria. An invisible button you accidentally press.

A bee sees numbers

Because the teacher said you had to post on some forums. How fast does light travel?

Insect vacuum cleaner anyone? Okay then... "tissue box"(toilet paper) on head perhaps? Worse than that? Here it is: :lol:

Know everything. :ugeek: No more going to school! :thumbsup: Would you rather say yes or no if you didn't hear the question. :P

Dental plan: :thumbsup: Lol naice: LOL (That's the next word.)