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Right, here we go: Year 1: I fell and grabbed onto this girl... Accidently pulling her trousers down, revealing all. :roll: Year 2: Put a picture on the school computer's desktop of a half naked woman. (I was a leet haxxor) (H) Year 3: Accidently breaking a school window with a rugby ball. Didn't get caught though. Luckily. Year 4: Few fights here and there. Nothing big though, was mostly with the same person. Kiddy scrap, basically. Year 5: Brought a few hundred awesome PokÃÆÃâÃâémon cards into school. They got taken off me... And was accidently given to this roughian kid who then sold them for about ÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâã1, when they could have been worth almost thousands. Then I threatened him a few times... But then he got his bigger brothers.. And his Dad. :shock: I could take his Dad nowadays, though. :twisted: Year 6: Nothing much... The usual scrap here and there. Year 7: This is when I went to the "big school"... I just tried to make an imporession and was on my best behaviour. :lol: Year 8: This is when I discovered Rhys. Err... We fiddled with the computers for a little while... Not much though. Year 9: Oooooo, this is where it gets better. Rhys, Sam(another friend of mine) and I found several flaws in the school's network which allowed us adminastrive rights. This happened several times.. And we found many other ways to get us in... But then as we were close with our IT teacher, he would report it and get the techies to fix it. But we still have our secrets. :wink: Year 10 (now): Haven't got into much trouble yet. This is the year of which I met my girlfriend... That's about it. I'll post again when the year is over. ;) There ya' go. -Mitch-

My fridge is pretty full at the moment. Parents went shopping not long ago. I'd say the most embarressing item in my fridge is the half eaten Pepperami and it's sorta' gone all hard... And crusty. Have to throw it out soon, it's pretty smelly. -Mitch-

Same, but people would make threads in order to win the prize. They will be pointless and nobody will enjoy discussing or even reading. Sorry, this doesn't get my vote. -Mitch-

God.. are you people mentally handicapped? I asked for someone to freakin teach me so I get 4 people telling me where to download stuff!!! I already have easyphp so I have mySQL, PHP, and the apache server.. I just need someone to teach me what different things are..[/b] Way to go to boost people's want to work with you. -Mitch-

The right of the car looks out of proportion to the left. It looks like it's facing too far left than it should me. Good though. -Mitch-

I clicked three times then realised that there wasn't a blonde joke. :( Had me, though. -Mitch-

I haven't actually tried Lee & Perrins and I'm a huge cheese on toast fan. Is it very nice? -Mitch-

If you give your e-mail address out as willingly as that, your avatar will actually have a meaning. -Mitch-

YOU'RE A DISGRACE! ALL OF YOU! How the hell can you lot forget about Nutella?! I like my toast very light with a load of Nutella spread on it. Mmm... Or there's the second choice... Toast the bread slightly... Melt a little butter onto it, great a load of chedder cheese... Put the cheese onto the toast then stick it under the grill. Leave it and pull it out when the whole thing is bubbling. Mmm... That and some brown sauce can enlighten anyone's day. -Mitch-

Damn right. A few more followers and I can officially call it a religion. :lol: Also, about the metal at the core: I will live in my fairy tale of magic seeds and giant pieces of wood and you can live in your World of scientific facts and balls of metal. I thought we'd get more humour in this thread, too. Apparently not, though. ÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâì.ÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâì -Mitch-

What's a Gerkin? :? Oh yeah, and if you guys knew what went on in a McDonald's kitchen already, you wouldn't tempt them to make it worse... The green pickled vegetable/fruit thing that usually goes in your burger. -Mitch-

I'm guessing he got fired for releasing Windows Distributions too early? :P Err, my luckiest day... I'll see if I can remember one and post later. -Mitch-

Here's a little more inconspicuous one: For those who don't like Gerkins... You and your mates take all your gerkins out of your burgers, then stick them to the window and race them down to the bottom. Quite fun if you're bored. -Mitch-

Did the same happen with your education? Anyways, as said... The molecule/particle which exploded, thus the Big Bang theory could've formed out of other smaller particles. This debate could consist of "Well, how did that get there?" C'mon, we've can come up with better than that. Explain. -Mitch-

Hence the reason why I put the "Humerous Approach"... And Religion IS a relationship with God, apparently. I don't want this thread to turn into a religious debate. Quite the opposite of that. And read, the reason it exploded was due to how dense it actually was. Sheesh. -Mitch-

Mhm, how many pupils are in your school? I can bet the lunch hall was packed. :P Same thing happened when we used to have floods at my old-school. -Mitch-

Curiousity drives a 15 year old, so I decided to post this. Some Scientists believe in the 'Big Bang' theory. For those people who don't know of this theory: The 'Universe' was packed into something the size of a molecule. It was incredibly dense. It then expanded. Then exploded. Supposedly, everything that came out of that is somewhere in our Universe. They say that the Universe is still going outwards from this great explosion. Now they are concerned about the Universe ending, then contracting, like and elastic band, back in on itself. Others believe in the Religious Aspect: 1 - God Created Light and Dark, or something.Etc.. I'm not religious. I wouldn't know. Some Religious scientists are now working on a theory called Intelligent Design: This is where they say there is a creator of the Universe and Earth, they say it could well be God, but that he, or her... Or someone else could not have possibly done it in 6 days. They say that is had taken 666 Million Years. Then we get the more... Humerous approach. For example: There was a big log of wood.. The wood was moist from water vapour, producing a perfect reproducing area for bacterea or fungi. Then the fungi grew. The crevices being filled with water, producing rivers and lakes.... Etc. I don't want to go into detail with that aspect. What is your view, and is there any evidence of it? -Mitch- If any of my information is incorrect, please feel free to say so. And ignore the typo in the title. :roll:

Change the text to something more clearer.. Would be much nicer. Other than that, it's cool. -Mitch-

Haha. *Cameras on garage* "Piece of...!" *Smashed and stomps on keyboard* :P

"Please man, not now... Not now" *Camera exits* "Ahhhh!!" Gotta' love FPS Doug. :roll: -Mitch-

Mhm, I'll be mostly be playing Warrock, or someother FPS, but I'll be ordering BFME 2. Problem is, it's release date is the date that I'll be on holiday. :P -Mitch-

1 hour and 50 minutes to go. I got a few friends around.. Playing X-Box and what-not. 8) -Mitch-

Haha, that's what me and my mates do. X-Box all-nighters, though. Even though I'm a little younger than you are, we still have a good drink. But I totally agree about the bragging part. -Mitch-

Mhm, my keyboard+mouse was much more expensive than that keyboard Runesmithie posted. Yet again, I can almost guarantee mine's more confortable. http://www.corante.com/mooreslore/archi ... gazine.jpg But that picture looks squashed... It's more lengthy... But the leather thing on the bottom is really comfortable. When I bought it, I was wondering about the way it curves and if it would effect my typing. It didn't at all. Infact; I found it much more easier to type. -Mitch-

OK, a lot of people say I was spoilt this year. :twisted: I had: -2 19" TFT Samsung Monitors. (Damn, they're sweet) -IPod Nano (Needless to say) -Iron Maiden Merch (T-Shirts, CDs, Posters) -Clothes. (Mostly Animal/Quicksilver/Airwalk) -An awesome winter coat. (Dad says it was the most expensive gift I had :shock: ) -Guitar stuff. Then it was just bits and bobs. Ooo, how could I forget?! -A REALLY nice Animal watch. Good Christmas for me. :P -Mitch-