killerbeer0

Eat alligator. Honestly it isn't bad. Haha, topic was too stupid to let die.

Get a cilice for a weight loss belt. Tighten it when you go off your diet. Make sure it's sharp.

That poor guy got owned. :( You mean that [wagon] failure-at-life got what he deserved?

Neither is important. We are all the result of a molecular fluke and have no more worth than a single measly grain of sand.

Ah, good old Gonahepesyphallitus. :thumbsup: GhonaherpesyphilAIDS has a better ring to it. But my version doesn't have "phalli-" in it so it may not be so perfect a match to the subject.

Well they obviously decided age didn't matter... is incest really a massive stretch from preteen sexfests?

There's always familicide.

You mean the throwing knives right? Oh... you can smile? \

y_guy put that so much more eloquently than I did... :roll:

Don't you mean, "how did you prepare for the current breakdown in organized society?"

Tip.it. Way more. Don't even need to check.

It's pretty much been established that he qualifies as natural born because he is in the f%#@$@% White House. Stupid topic.

Consumption? WTF? Speak coherently man.

Wow. Tryto has really thought about it... I agree, can't really add anything...

I would probably probably go to an aquarium looking for some braaaaiiiinnnnnn coral.

Involve a girl? If so I've got it.

Like youtube for porn. There, explained for you.

She would chop your [bleep] off. As long as it was after.

People don't get it? Come on! #-o Pinnochio can't lie. Ella Enchanted can't disobey, which is close to lying. Sir Mix-A-Lot says "I like big butts and I cannot lie" Sir Mix-A-Lot must be Pinnochio and/or Ella Enchanted. That was just the first line. You didn't read it did you?

What? Are you stupid? Or Pop culture illiterate? Hell, I knew enough of that to write that stuff and I don't even like that music genre much less the individual songs referenced.

Horrible attempt at shock value humor. I was going for the wtf? If I wanted shock humor I would have gone into entertaining detail about the piranha tank involved.

Once upon a midday dreary as I pondered weak and weary (I have the flu) an interesting thought came to mind: Pinnochio cannot lie, the singer of Baby Got Back says they cannot lie and that they like big butts. Oh my god! I figured it out! The singer of that famous song that goes, "I like big butts and I cannot lie,...", must have been sang by Pinnochio since he is the only example of an individual who cannot lie. If the singer of the song likes big butts and cannot lie the singer must therefore be Pinnochio. Pinnochio is Sir Mix-a-Lot and likes big butts. Either it's Pinnochio or Ella Enchanted, she can't disobey, which is like lying, but since she's a girl she'd be a [bleep] (now that I think of it, that's hot! - not in the [developmentally delayed]ed Paris Hilton way though)... The odds of that being true, Ella being able to sing/rap in the tenor range, Ella going by a name that begins with "Sir", and her having time to moonlight as a hip-hop artist while always obeying someone's outrageous orders are really really low. Perhaps Pinnochio and Ella were doing a perfect duet that cannot be discerned in the Baby Got Back recording. Then they both like big butts... What if Ella wasn't lesbian and was actually bisexual? Then perhaps she, Pinnochio, and some chick with some junk in the trunk could get together and have some fun. And perhaps that chick could be Fergie in the Black Eyed Peas song "My Humps". Maybe that is the answer to what Fergie is gon' do with all that junk, all that junk, inside that trunk... but that's another story....

Innocent women and children dying.

Anyone theorizing a deadly mutated super-AIDS is an idiot. The point of this is that it would mutate so fast it couldn't reproduce. Besides the super disease that could kill everyone already exists. Lets hear it for our good friend Ebola!

I swear I saw a ninja a while ago! ... or did it? :-k