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Actually, it's when a mix of a certain spider's venom and other poisonous items (all from Africa, where this originated) is pounded down into a paste and fed to a victim. It just about stops their heart and breathing, but they still are able to live. They're buried, and twenty-four hours later they are dug up by the voodoo priest. Because of the lack of oxygen, their faces are a blue color and they have brain damage. Most of the time they believe they are dead.

It works. Personally tested.

A death by Albert Fish would be horrible. He is supposedly the most perverted serial killer to ever live. [hide=A story.]He lured a little boy (about six to eight) into a house, while waiting naked behind the door. Then he positioned the boy in restraints, and proceeds to rip out the boy's tongue, cut out his eyes, cut off his nose, fingers, and shive a serrated knife up the boy's anus and rip open a deep cut from the boy's breastbone to his pelvis. He told the boy to scream and to keep screaming... This whole thing happened over a period of hours, and the man ejaculated multiple times into the boy's various places (and after the boy was dead, he used the body for several days). Albert Fish later sent a letter containing a much more graphic discription to the mother of the boy, claiming he got sexual pleasure from it. Edit: The boy eventually died of loss of blood.[/hide]

Actually, yes. :D When someone jacks off or has sex, that contricts the blood vessels. Consequently, this takes away the symptoms of seasonal allergic reactions.

I just turned fifteen years old, and I'm only 5'8" right now. I think I'll be 6'0" or more by the time I'm sixteen. There are a lot of guys on both sides of my family that are 6'4"+ and all of them have been in the military. Also, all of them had genius IQs. Hooray for good genes! \

Same here, but my brother is my age. It's actually kind of sad. The doctor says he doesn't get enough protein (he refuses to eat normal foods) so he is weak compared to me and about half a foot shorter. He'll also grow up to be 5'7" max instead of over 6' like myself. We're both 15.

Ahahaha, I remember all of those! :D I was born in '94. I also watched Animorphs, btw. :) Edit: That might have been in the 2000's.

When did Partyhats, 3rd Age, Bandos, etc become so far near worthless? I saw a screenshot on this forum of a partyhat being only worth four million gold. Someone please clue me in here. O_o I haven't been online for 7 months.

Your last name is testes? We are all very curious now! Balls? I'm not going to start rattling off names of male genetalia btw. : You're all way off; it's worse. Cox. :P Isn't it wonderful?

I finally have a useful skill besides guitar. \ About the eidetic memory subject: I think my triplet brother has this with, in fact, baseball statistics and facts. It has been his obsession since he was about nine years old, and six years later he still remembers everything, including complicated statistical formulas and every statistic for every player on the Red Sox since 1901. He just continues to astound me with that.

I should post another picture of myself. :P But I need a haircut first, my hair is emo-ish right now, hehe. Plus every time I look at this thread I am occasionally reminded that cute girls play RuneScape. :) I wish I still played. :o *coughCheycough*

Things that seriously annoy me: - When people laugh at my name, and keep making fun of it like they're six years old. (Although my last name does have the pronunciation of plural male genitalia.) - When my hands sweat for no reason, like when I'm buying gum. - When I can't seem to play a song correctly on guitar. That's about it. :D And when someone nearly catches me doing the deed.

I love to multitask too! Right now I'm doing my bio term project on Albinism, browsing this forum for once in a very long time, playing Tetris and listening to Metallica. :thumbsup: In my classes at school I also play Pac Man (on my iPod Touch) under my desk, and take notes at the same time. Luckily, I can write without having to look at the paper, and my teacher say the notes out loud. :D

First off, I'm inclined to believe that you're lying. Second: Dude, that is so not cool.

As Napolean once said, "You, my friend, know me."

I read about that; the dog's muscles couldn't stop growing. Eventually it's going to die from that. :(

I think this goes against the rules as "Third Party Programs". You aren't allowed to use them on Runescape. :P

How the [bleep] do you accidentally drop a table on someone?? :wall: #-o Trip and accidently throw the table down the stairs and have it land on someone? Perhaps he was practicing table-throwing for the Olympics. It's probably the only Olympic event anyone on Tip It can win at.

I'm unable to tell whether or not the people who say they wear panties, thongs, and boxers are male or female. :-k Either way, it's still hard to tell whether to think it's weird for a girl to wear boxers or a guy to wear panties.

I just had to.

Well... About a month and a half ago, riiight after my History class started, we were suddenly rushed out of the building and into the parking lot. (The thing is, everybody noticed a strange smell in the school, and the principal decided to keep the students "safe".) Firetrucks came and whatnot, and looked around the school, along with some people in quarantine suits. We sat there in the parking lot for roughly two hours (legally we should have been sent home). All of us were cracking jokes such as "I bet that one of the fireman's behind us, banging on the glass, and then there's going to be a giant spurt of blood and he's going to be dragged back in". Eventually, there was an announcement that a student had set off a stink bomb in the school. Of course, the student was arrested for setting off a stink bomb. He spent the night in jail, and got suspended for a week.

Actually, as an adult this child will be working a menial, dead-end job in a factory or a fast-food restaurant. That's basically the only option she has, other than being like most other children like that and sucking it up and growing up, then living a normal life.

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Mom - Used to hit me when I was little (with a spoon, actually) because I was a picky eater, is very stubborn, has a heart problem, is depressed and hates my father. Dad - Doesn't really take a lot of responsibility and isn't a strong male role model or influence, but he works hard and does the best he can IMO. Is depressed because our mother hates him. Doesn't know us well, but takes us out to eat a lot. Feels the need to talk to us about our mother hating him. Both have very high expectations of me, especially my mom, calling the ninth grade in high school the 'stupid classes', insisting that I should be much higher up. And we're poor, but my mom blames that on my dad.

Someone please tell me how to do this "hacking" stuff. Looks fun. : Especially that thing where you make the librarian see a screenshot.