Heh, the first one was pretty clever. I thought it was a bit funny :P ... ... ... :uhh: I knew where the second one was going after I saw the word "philadelphia." :lol: Last night I went to bed at 1:00 AM but by 2:00 I was still wide awake so I decided to look up some scary stories. I found one, called The Cave, that took me two hours to read -.- But, like all scary stories, it really wasn't that scary and was really fun to read. Here's the link to it if any of you guys have time: http://www.angelfire.com/trek/caver/index.html