dangelo

Thanks people who accualy answered my topic. I have just got back from holiday so I may get members on monday or something, then off to granite :lol: Can someone tell me where it is :oops: :oops:

Well, I have decided to bring my main back to life and go for 85 minning. BUT im just not sure what to mine! I know most people mine Iron but I have heard Granite is good xp!? Just wanted ot get some opinions on what I should mine!

You can win. Go you go :oops: I sent you a hyt wo0t

English please? And yer, it is a random...i have gotten it a few times in a row also...alot more than i used to/

Try "Long drop" or "spell check medievol"

Rs in 5 years? I hope to see the people who shout "noob" at you for no apparent reason banned for life =D> But seriously, maybe a market system. If you have played Everquest, you will know there is a designated area to sell items...you set the price then, then leave your computer on. Thinking that would be mucho cool. Also, i'm sure we will see new weapons, armours, skills and they will have to raise the skill total? Maybe they will just keep it maxed at 99 but make the xp intense.....say 100 million for 99 stats =; Thats my 2 cents

Cool pics mate :!: Good luck with future goals. I think i saw you at pc once, not 100% sure

Does anyone accually read these? Don't see any point going on

Hey, im also training a pure so I wish you the best of luck. Just though I would point out that you didn't post the name of your new pure :shock: Pm me, I always like someone to talk to while training. Name is D-o-g-food

INTRO Just a short while ago, August 1st to be exact, I decided to make myself a pretty little pure. But I knew the name made half the pure. A name is hard to come up with, specially these days, when half of them are taken! After much deliberation, I decided on D-o-g-food. So the mighty d-o-g arouse from tutorial island to attempt to take rs by storm! After much training in free to play for the past few days, I decided that I just had to get members. So today, on my 7th day, I made a lil phone call and jumped onto a members world. So from now, I shall keep a journal of my p2p training and maybe show a few f2p pks along the way. GOALS Starting Stats/ Current / Goal Attack : 37 / 40 / 40 Completed =D> Strenght : 39 / 40 / 75 Defence : 1 / 1 / 1 Completed =D> Range : 60 / 63 / 85 Prayer : 1 / 1 / 1 Completed =D> Hits : 50 / 52 / 70+ Magic : 32 / 33 / 70 I got a long long way to go, pm me in game if you want, il be updating this every day with important levels :lol: LEVEL PICTURES Done by day :-X Day 1-6 no pictures :oops: Day 7 40 Attack 40 Strenght

Please learn how to place a CapiTal letter? Otherwise, amusing in parts

I like that idea alot While on my new low level pure i gave a level 12 a rune dagger :lol: I know its a pointless weapon but a piece of rune to him would of been a wish come true. Then the bad part: I gave a level 13 a mith scimitar and a black 2h and he said ty and I thought "wow that felt good" 2 minutes later Him:"Can I have more stuff" Me""No sorry" Him:"You NOOB" Me: :(

Cool idea...where is that safe spot you are using? Went down on my new pure ranger and nearly got kod running around looking for safe spot lol :P

Banned becuase that made no sense...

he meant vambraces?

Woo Hoo! Im right! A movie would be amusing to no end. You could make a very low budget one with your friends :P Just edit it on the computer for effects and stuff. That would be a laugh and a half

Hum..just on the topic of people saying get it published. Not being rude but the only way I see this ever getting published is in a comic book (astrix style comic). You would have to change every place name, you would have to change some peoples names, you would have to change parts of the story which link into runescape and its no way long enough to be published in anything but a comic book style. Thats my 2 cents you n0oxer (I think I did make that up on my last post)

Time to have a read. I am, as you have probably managed to forget quite quickly, your first ever poster. On your original topic, it was I who posted first. Wo0t? Well, I havn't read it all as yet becuase I have other things to do. But seriously...n00b...thats so out dated. Its no0xers or something like that nowadays. We have a new language of leet I think, or so it seems when i go to the wildy. But very nice work as per usual. Does seem a bit dis-joined in the first few chapters, jumping from one point to the other. Just a wild suggestion, can you start a new topic with the whole of the original on it? Be very nice to read it all. Also, all your little sigs and "colour you in" things maybe together so I don't have to search around for my hours of fun. I made you pink and green Smoke...it's hot stuff (lies btw, havn't looked at it) But seriously, keep up the good work guys and I look forward to reading more when I have the next possible chance. l337... Just had to put that in.

All games come to end. Who knows when or how but I hope runescape stays for at least another 5 years to show those little kiddies there is something to do with a big axe other than kill goblins etc.

Umm what happened to an ending?

A great read. Loved all three parts so far. But as for publishing, you might have some trouble with that :P Runescape copyright etc Would be easy to get around, change a few bit or strike a deal with Runescape :P

Nice children nice A bit of a nothing ending to that one though, you need to add more on i reckon but still an A* job again

There once was a girl from Antarctica who loved to explore the discount store in the penguin's backyard for some new socks and shoes but she had no money on her so she decided it would make sense to rob the bank. After thinking about it she decided to get some mischief powder to instead make the people eat food and not to watch the bank. The Haunted bank was built by a old man who glanced very quickly at the wris[bleep]ch he wore on his head... The bank was going to be styled, architecturally, like the Leaning Tower which fell onto a river of hot, boiling fudge. Well, she decided to cross the boiling river, she noticed something. It was a strange man standing in the boiling with a knife to smear some jelly on andrew grower. For some reason he liked it. He then ate my cousin, and I had to beat up Andrew. Then killed paul. However, my pants caught fire and boom went the toilet I then saw cheese flying through my bedroom window with someone riding a pink tricycle with training wheels and a large object floating in his pocket. Then a crusty wrench was dropped from the Twin Towers, which don't exist any more. Then a hot grabbed the wrench and she said "I will eat this like bacon". So she ate some cheese instead. Much to the dislike of her one-armed father who ate children. Thus her father hopped in his batmobile and drove into a wall of demon pigs that had green, rotten, smelly breathes. But suddenly from the top of the father's head, a three word, three d monkey said, "I will poke my s with a chopstick". The monkey jumped out onto the skateboard of his hairy toe. Suddenly, the chainsaw in the devious pub, started magically and began with its tremendous roar to scare the villagers. The antarctic went to the pub to save the moldy cheese that was kept in a lockbox. Then she realized she was bisexual and she yelled: "I want clinton!". She gasped as the toxic fumes tried to choke the smelly monkey, herself and her pet decided to die right there. The said "Oh, yes, I would like some new friends because I always thought that cooking is really really dumb". And after a run in with her nonexistent brother, she did some plastic surgery on her little, inflatable, round, and large unibrow that was growing very rapidly at around 0.0005miles/hour. But the surgery ended up being too expensive, so she died. Then the surgeon felt guilty, so he decided to stab her lifeless body. But he ended up making a bigpile of poopy which he later flung at neighbors general area while walking alight. However, once she saw this akward looking little boy who had a broken head and so she decided to go to the hospital to get a smelly blender! Being poopy, the infamous hotdog ronald ate her burger and then puked on her. Meanwhile in antarctica, the icecream man was flying in his Porsche to his ulgy momma whom everybody thought was really hot! When he arrived, 80 chinese kids were eating some really stinky crap made from snot that a dog had stolen from an old lady who looked like an old shoe. Suddenly, a massive quagmire appeared in Los Angeles, California and Texas. The quagmire was large and very stinky like frog guts and re-fried beans. While this happened, Bobby ate some good pie and drank some camelblood. Until suddenly, he was ambushed by an army of evil monkeys that threw poo on the ground, then ate it. Meanwhile, Superman flew off to rescue some fat jellyfish that Catwoman had stolen from the volcano of turd which was created by the big monkey-donkey-horse. The fat jellyfish found Antarctican-girl and they fell through the cold window of her midget friends potato and together they saved the world from the evil green foot fungus who was very small with spots on his eyes. An orange cheese covererd with fungus is very smelly and very dirty! The orange cheese came straight from hot fiery heck. "Oh my lord!", yelped the little remote control when she poked it with a random stick of wisdom. Out of nowhere, a rabbit appeared, with ninja turtles, and spiderman alone who bit george. Then -spiderman killed himself-, a desparate depressed guy wanted to become a real boy so he could eat strawberry pie, because apple pie was colored like cake in jelly. On another note, the president of communist Duck World was a republican who had a wife that ate 80 chinese kids, who had MSG. This is because his mum got brain cancer from drinking the evil smelly fart potion while listening to Zezima's loser life-story. This caused a N00B-fest straight from Varrock world one after Delrith came, eating genetically modified frogs with smelly butts which stank like a cabbage mixed with tomato and smelly armpits with no friends. Nobody expected to dance in this vile rat infested son of a mother and father with Jerry Lewis. But when everyone jumped on the cart of the furious horse tamer who thought that he was cool, he turned and said to the little girl. "Why must you torment me, because I hate my self and you? Thats ok I like being a transgendered she said. Then she bit me. Then i pushed her into a smelly butt of a fat ogre. My grandma said "I need help with my underpants because they're pretty and bright pink". In the meanwhile, somewhere else on the blue oysterbar, a magical muffin was eating a genatically manipulated spider, but got poisoned! So the muffin got antidote from a wizard named FatJoe, but was tricked by the evil muffin lord of Evil Pastry Lane. "I want to eat the muffin", said the Muffin. So the Muffin ate himself / herself because he was a very hungry and cannibalistic muffin. Having watched this, i just know I had to watch it all through my binoculars which smelled like bobble head dolls with a touch of lavender oil-covered antisocial butterflys with the lack of respect for the king of france and his queen which is dumb and useless and also a lawyer who no one ever known as much sillyness.she got naked, then she started taking pictures of birds in the trees with a camera that cost her twenty dollars at Subway Eat Fresh. But then she lost it and so random dude farted very loud,and blew up the rest of the poisonous lightbulbs. Being poisoned, the person ate pie and danced to the rythms of the planters peanuts and ate glue and indented these paragraph's poisioned penut pie. The whole universe was very unhappy so they ate cheese covered foot in her boots that she found... Yet it was very unlikely that her pixel sigs were any good in a place like the august so she moved her furniture outside of her pants and went to Thormac the Sorcerer who was eating, flying, and dancing a stupid dance on stupid music with his ugly pink pet poodle named Frodo Baggins

Harkless was born of human blood but raised in the family of the dwarfs. For many generations, his family had been great friends with the might King of the lands now referd to as the dwarfen mines. His parents died months after his birth and the king of the dwarfen mines took him under his wing to be the first human to live with the dwarfs. He was brought up as an avid minner and just as much so a smither but despised the look of the trees that plagued the lands above. He is one of the few humans to speak the language of the dwarfs fluently and is welcome in both humans of the humans and dwarfs. He is often seen in the mighty lands of Runescape minning in secluded spaces, smithing in the dessert city or hacking down the trees that jut out of the land.

Please do something about the Grammer!! The grammer ruins the story becuase you miss words, you use wrong tenses, spell wrong. Maybe then re-submit so we can read it :P Sounds mean but im just saying