Romy

I'm better than you because I didn't imply to own male secretions in a jar in this thread (or at all :thumbup: ).

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That kid's 20?! Well, there's a 20-shaped candle there, so I guess he is...

[url="http://i45.tinypic.com/2hpni8p.jpg"]Picture A[/url] You look kind of scary...

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42 :). Congratulations on joining the crew ;).

I'm currently going through a very similar situation. My ex from 2 years ago called to wish me happy birthday on friday, and we talked for about 5 hours (amazing, right?). And since then we've talked every day for atleast an hour, and we're going to meet at the end of the week. I don't know if I want him, I don't know if I don't, I just know his familiar voice made me feel good. I guess I'll have to just let the future uncover itself.

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I didn't add my quote as an off-topic kind of thing. I mean it, teach a man to fish (educate him, help him get a job, etc) and you can sell him fishing equipment (abuse him basically).

Lol, I like what you did there.

You could have just said "post count" ;) That post was a means of enhancement of others' posts. I couldn't care less for my post count.

The main reason abortion is illegal in some places is that many see it as "murder".... But, abortion is legal on all (or most, I could be missing a few) democratic countries.

Give a man a fish; you have fed him for today. Teach a man to fish; and you can sell him fishing equipment. Just saw this somewhere today, and thought it fits nicely here :P. It does hold some truth, although I'm still in the favor of teaching and not giving.

Let me guess -- you're male? Any other forms of slavery you're in favor of, or just this one? just this one Ah, okay. I hereby grant you honorary membership in the Republican Party. That's an insult to Republicans and Politics in general.

pfft, the ignorance....

I'm better than you because I don't waste most of my time on YouTube.

Blessed job. With all honesty :).

I think the more interesting discussion is whether or not abortion is the right way, and not if it should be allowed/legal. Ofcourse, that's interesting too.

Thanks :). Sorry for fulfilling a prophecy here... but I actually have no idea what car I'm driving :P.

I passed the test, I got the results a few hours ago :D! I'll get my license in a day or two, yay!

44. @Felix- If you care that much, just ask a mod to change it or something.... Welcome back Juhniz ^^.

I completely disagree, there are a thousand more reasons or "acceptable circumstances of abortion", many already presented in this thread.

Alright, the test is over. I'm feeling good about it :), I think I passed. I'll only know for sure in about 5.5-6.5 hours, wish me luck!

Pretty much what everyone else said... Nothing to add here.