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Chop down trees and turn the logs to planks with a saw.

Erm how does one get a fishing line? EDIT: Retech could I get an explanation of fishing? (well mostly how to get a line for it)

Well after a bit of experimenting I have concluded that the trap door option from character creation (with the selection of "Soviet Russia" takes you to the exact same place every time. This being said if anyone else took the soviet russia option I would kind of like directions to falador.

Blast.... well I know I am at a river but that is about it (I'm going to make a few new characters)

When I went out (through the trap door) I started in soviet russia so to speak.

Wait is falador north or south of the starting village?

Well if you had ships and if it is by the river... (I think I found the cabin and may look for falador soon)

Her opinion of me changed, I'm far to big of a [kitty] to act upon any of those not so subtle hints :unsure: . But she wanted to 'do' you 'hard'! See icu's post.(Though most guys' to to tell you the truth)

Her opinion of me changed, I'm far to big of a [kitty] to act upon any of those not so subtle hints :unsure: .

Perhaps you should consider finding a new doctor. Possibly one that does not "work" part time at 4-chan?

Clever, that is if you are the real trol!

'Cause it was requested: Okay then we will start off with the players in this story: Me (charles [my name irl]) Girl #1 (Jewish female who is in my misogynistic views a bit of a [bleep]) Girl #2 (Blond Argentinian [basically irrelevant to the story] Short irritating guy who I know (From now on abbreviated to the annoying dwarf) and some other people who really do not matter to the story. The setting is my World Geography class (From now abbreviated to World G.) and now that we have the players and the setting we shall let the play unfold!@!@!@! I will start this story off with a more detailed description of myself at that time; I was a generally sarcastic arse (and still am to tell you the truth) who was not in the best of shape and had an ongoing battle with acne on my forehead (made larger because my hairline receded something like an inch when I was younger). I have (and still do) something that sounds remotely like a british accent (enough to fool an english soccer ref. [but that's a different story]). However I am generally quite(ish) in class though I used to say "'Ello governor!" in an irritatingly nasalized voice and a heightened octave, I also have a surprisingly good sense of hearing (though a lacking sense of humor). Anyways back to the topic at hand it was an ordinary day in my World G class and as such the teacher was talking about something that I already knew and could not care less about. Simply put; my mind started to wander and after trying to figure out the best method of dispersal for chemical weapons (it was a modified aerosol by the way [Though I think I am wrong]) I started looking for some mild type of entertainment in the form of the conversations around me. My focus wandered from conversation to conversation for quite some time and I ended up hearing from the conversation of Girl #1 and Girl #2 that girl #1 found european males quite attractive. I duly noted that with a small amount of amusement (and some ill applied Freudian psychology) and by that time the teacher had handed out the relevant assignments that I dutifully completed. This continued on in a similar pattern for quite a few more days and I thought nothing of it. However I had started to notice a developing pattern in their conversation: Girl #1 started talking about how she really like one male and would like to "Do" him very "hard". This continued on for a couple more days until she noted to Girl #2 that the main feature that she found interesting in him was his British accent because "I don't care european guys are hot!". After a while I was able to in fact put two and two together (mainly because I was the only person in the school who had anything resembling a european accent) and found to my great surprise that she was talking about me. Apart from the surprise it caused me it also graced me with a great deal of amusement because quite frankly despite Girl #1 being a bit loose in my (admittedly conservative) esteem she was not in fact sore on the eyes so to speak. I steered far clear of her after that because quite frankly I knew her quasi infatuation would lessen after a time and I would look like an even greater fool. So in the end my prediction came true and after a week or so of me feeling rather awkward I was instead verbally beaten down by Girl #1 when she thought I could not hear her. After a time this too started to fade and well things became quite a bit less awkward for me in that class. That is my rendition of the story (Believe me or disbelieve me quite frankly I couldn't care less).

Erm how do I find where you people are?

Strange game (I tried to get it working a bit earlier today but the interfaces were well... strange). On a side note I just remembered a rather weird occurrence last year and if anyone wanted to here it I would be willing to tell them.

Sure we let just about anyone make a suggestion (whether or not it will be ignored hinges upon the quality of the suggestion). If we ever do hegemed are any people against starting over and choosing smaller more realistic nations? [/broken record]

One of the crappiest on the market.

You can tell that I want to smash something if I use words with one or more letters :smile: EDIT: Just fyi I read most of your posts in my head in the tone of an english school girl

May I put in a suggestion? If we were to want to drum up membership to the tavern we could use hegemed (using the slightly more accurate map of the eastern hemisphere) as a recruitment thread in the off-topic board (or possibly forum games) simply because it would support one heckuva lot of players and the mechanics are markedly simple (simple enough to create some sort of equation for usage). Hell if we needed more countries we could just carve up some of africa or northwestern asia. We could even release a map of the western hemisphere if we had to.

Let's find out!

Icu I was gaining a net of 0 from the land. Sere was however gaining 1,8 trillion from it. Ergo when sere blew up the land you should take a net loss of 1.8 trillion while I take a net loss of 0.

Icu here is what happened; Sere got all of kirby's land and essentially gave it to me but kept the IAG. He then traded the land for the UK but kept that IAG as well. Where in that do I gain any IAG from the territory (the IAG was transfered to sere automatically) so in essence you should be loosing IAG from that attack as you kept the IAG from that area.

EDIT: Never mind

This going to go on today?

Well actually in all likely hood any satellite over europe was blown up by either dusty or myself (we being the two people who have E2S missiles)

[hide] [/hide] Any thoughts upon the use of mild realism in hegemed?