Kaida23

Horrible, horrible tragedy lessened only by the fact that no one has died and that everyone around them is being generous beyond belief. And yes, I did support McHappy day. Get Schwifty.

The colours some jackass painted our concert band office in high school. Looked awful. McDonalds. (guess where I'm having lunch today :P)

I can only do so much. :( I remember once upon a time when the minute updates were announced there would be as many as three discussion threads posted. Anyone can post them you know, don't be shy Miss Kozlov. ;) But you're not entirely wrong that it's nonsense. I did the first two of Meg's cases last night and my reaction was a resounding "meh". I was really hoping these would be more like the Cryptic Clue Fests of old, but so far it's just "go here and run around a bit". I realize they had to come up with content for a whole month of these, but so far they're not exactly blowing my skirt up. <_<

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If this is not that fun, why bring it back? Goon's cat topic looks fascinating though.

21,786 Yep, in-hand is where magazines go alright. :P

Right here! Right here! Sorry I'm late. Life has a terrible tendency to get in the way of what's really important. Let's see, we need some new people in here so I'm going to guess @Saradomin_Mage. Oh, and I think Tyler meant "Goon" not "Gon". ;)

Mega May - Meg’s Cases | May Weekends | Port Boosts Welcome to Mega May – a bumper month of content with things to do for free players and RuneScape members. First up, log in each day and help the hapless Meg solve a series of detective cases across Gielinor. Secondly, take advantage of four May Weekends – each bringing a different series of in game bonuses and XP offers to RuneScape. Thirdly, get into Player-Owned Ports with month-long boosts and check out the fantastic lion outfit in Solomon’s Store. Bring it on! Ironmen Note - all of the mega may activities are also available for Ironmen. Meg's Cases | Detective Agency People and possessions are going missing across Gielinor and Meg (of player-owned ports 'fame') is paying attention. She has set up her own detective agency and is offering her services to uncover anything that smells fishy in Gielinor. The only catch is she’s not exactly experienced in these matters – can you help her? Available for both free-to-play and RuneScape members How to startLog in to the game and click the Mega May pop-up to see today’s case. Members can also be assigned a case by talking to Meg her new office in player-owned ports (use the portal in Port Sarim). Get your detective hat on every day from now until the end of the month and help Meg solve Gielinor’s mostly pressing cases. Solving each of these mini-mysteries does not take long and will reward you with XP lamps, rewards and cosmetics like an awesome sock puppet which can even replace your chat head! Here are some examples: A new case will be available every day until the end of May but don’t worry if you miss a day- you can catch up on any cases that you have missed along the way until the event ends on 13th June at 23:59. So, fire up those little grey cells and channel your inner Sherlock - enjoy! May Weekends – new bonuses each weekend this month Enjoy a series of bonus weekends running each Friday from 12:00 UTC until each Monday at 12:00 UTC. Different bonuses will be available each weekend, so log in and look for the May Weekends interface to see what is getting a boost. For the first weekend, enjoy the following from 6th May at 12:00 UTC until 9th May at 12:00 UTC: Increased node spawn and double reward points in RunespanDouble chance to find relics, sceptre of the gods and Black Ibis gear in Pyramid PlunderEnriched wisps spawn every 10 mins, instead of 20Divination springs last twice as longFishing spots move half as oftenBig Chinchompa base XP +50%Agility course lap bonus XP +50%Flatpacks are created in noted formCooking burn chances reduced by 5%Chance to save a secondary ingredient with Herblore 2% Player-Owned Ports - month long boosts Even though Meg may seem somewhat distracted by her detective agency, your player-owned ports will actually be running super smoothly this May. Enjoy the following bonuses that will run from 3rd May at 23:59 UTC until Monday 1st June at 23:59 UTC: Ability to run 25 standard player-owned ports voyages per day (instead of the usual 15)+30% normal Resources and Trade GoodsSurula special voyage available on Saturday and Sundays, as well as on Thursdays as per usual. In Other News Wondering what's been going on with NXT? Check out Mod Philip's NXT update thread for full details of everything we've tweaked since the beta. Remember - you can also check out full patch notes for this update in the forum thread. Solomon’s General Store | Lion Outfit Majestic, vicious and royal – show that you are all these things and more by picking up the Lion Outfit from Solomon’s Store. Click the image below to see a larger version. This week's live streams Each week we stream developer Q&As, in-game events and more. Watch our streams and find a full schedule on our Twitch channel. Check our YouTube channel too for videos you may have missed, including the River of Blood and The Arc art showcase. This week take a first look at a much-anticipated Invention update, a God Wars Dungeon 2 mass and loads more! Tuesday, 2nd May| 16:00 Game Time | Developer Q&A – Invention Tech Trees May sees a much-anticipated update to Invention - all-new blueprints, helpful items, and your choice of Dwarven or Goblin Technology. Find out more this Tuesday! Post your questions on the forums, Reddit, or by using #RSDevQA on Twitter! Tuesday, 2nd May | 20:00 Game Time | Helwyr Mass with Mod Shauny Mod Shauny takes on his final GWD2 boss - can you help him defeat the mighty Helwyr? Join him on-stream this Tuesday! Wednesday, 3rd May | 08:30 Game Time | Good Morning Gielinor We'll be back on the sofas pitting another JMod against the mighty Queen Black Dragon in our JMod vs. Boss speed-run challenge (Mod Shogun this week). We’ll also be showcasing the best stuff you guys are producing so don't miss it! Sunday, 8th May | 19:00 Game Time | PvM with Mod Lee! Mod Lee will be hosting some Community PvM goodness live on Twitch. JMod Snapchat takeover – Mod Campbell – Thursday! After Mod Ollie’s nerf-gun-filled, Ramen-trolling debut on our Snapchat account, we’re letting Mod Campbell loose. If you’ve ever watched our GameBlast charity live streams, you’ll know this isn’t something you want to miss. Follow us at ‘runescapegame’ on Snapchat, and share your favourite screenshots using #JModSnapchatTakeover on Twitter and Instagram! [spoiler=Patch Notes]GraphicalThe cliff south west of Paterdomus now appears to be less traversable.Zachory Bragg now has the correct headgear in his chat head.Removed some rogue curtains in Mazcab.Duncan the Navigator has now updated the player-owned ports map to include camel warriors island.Removed the Ardougne Chronicle players, so they will no longer clip with the NPCs during a cutscene in the Bringing Home the Bacon quest.NXTEntrana can no longer be seen from the nearby coasts.Ape Atoll can no longer be seen from the Void Knight Outpost.Increased the click area for the light creature summoning familiar.Increased the click zone for Pure Energy in the RuneSpan.Fixed an issue where flying Ahrim in the Rise of the Six encounter had a very small click zone.Quests, Challenges and AchievementsThe missing Burgh de Rott citizens have returned home, following the events of the quest River of Blood.It is now possible to reclaim the Myreque shortcut key by attempting to reopen one of the locked doors after the events of the quest Lord of Vampyrium.Players who've completed the quest River of Blood will now have the extra two plinths at the memorial show up more reliably after waiting the required number of days.Drakan's medallion no longer uses up a charge when teleporting from inside the tomb of Ivandis Seergaze.Players can no longer acquire another refined daeyalt ore from the refinery after the quest River of Blood, as there is no use for it.Corrected a typo when speaking to Veliaf at the Myreque memorial.The completionist and master quest cape requirement for completing the Myreque memorial has been extended to include helping Veliaf to move on.Uncovering the secrets of haemalchemy is now a master quest cape requirement.Players can once again change their vyre title and get advice from Vanescula on how to increase reputation with them after completing the quest River of Blood.Players can now keepsake the non-augmented non-broken versions of all Sunspear types.Augmented magic and melee versions of Sunspears can now award undead components when disassembled.The final boss in the quest River of Blood has had its combat stats buffed slightly and lifepoints increased too.The monks of Zamorak at Paterdomus temple now correctly display their weakness to bolts while under attack.Augmentation dissolvers can now be used on augmented Sunspears.Vampyre juveniles and juvinates will move on from South East Meiyerditch after the quest River of Blood is completed.Sir Owen will no longer occasionally die to the Black Knight guards in the quest Death of Chivalry.OtherThe Lily of the Valley has once again come into bloom, and will disappear with the next game update.Kharyll can once again be viewed from the scrying pool within a player-owned house.Challenge NPCs will no longer hand out compass pieces from last year’s road trip event.Ironmen can no longer enter the Corporeal Beast's non-instanced encounter the first time they attempt enter the cavern.Repairing a superior reefwalker's cape at the player-owned ports workbench will no longer convert it into the non-superior variant.Portable sawmills no longer generate protean planks when used.

Welcome to TIF. :)

OMG Saq, I'm so sorry to hear that. My condolences. :(

Welcome to the Tip.It forums and welcome back to RuneScape. :) Swing by the Help and Advice section if you have any questions about the game.

So much for getting this up yesterday. Turns out hopes and dreams don't make blog posts. :lol: Actually, my son hijacked my laptop to play RS yesterday afternoon and I could hardly say "no" to that now could I? ;) So without further ado, I give you... Kaida's 4 month 3 year update part 4!: The Battle of Lumbridge part 2 When we last left off, I started out exactly the same way. :P So the Battle of Lumbridge is in full swing, I'd sided with one god only to toss loyalty aside like last year's fashions when it suited me to side with the other, and I gained an absolute crap ton of Mining xp. So what did I do in between all of this you ask? And how can I hear you through the computer? The answer is constant skilling, and transdimensional portals (sorry, I've been watching a lot of Rick and Morty lately). Just so much skilling... [spoiler='Crafting 73] [spoiler=Crafting 74] And levels! [spoiler=Defence 61] ...just...so many levels you guys... [spoiler='Prayer 65] [spoiler='Prayer 66] [spoiler='Prayer 67] [spoiler='Prayer 68] [spoiler='Prayer 69] [spoiler='Prayer 70] [spoiler='Prayer 71] :blink: I have no idea why I gained so many Prayer levels during the BoL. Or why so many of them look like I didn't move in between. Lamps, spins, vengeance upon a skeleton army yielding a surplus of bones...who knows. At this point all I can do is sift through all my screencaps and try and make sense of them. You may have noticed I gained a Defence level as well. That's because I needed something to use all those sacred metal fragments on, so I went hunting for Icyenic weapon parts to forge into new and powerful...cosmetic overrides. Okay, so they're not exactly powerful but they are pretty cool looking. |^_^| And apparently I collected a hell of a lot of fragments to forge together with the weapon parts... Because I ended up with all three of them... And I definitely would not have been able to collect 3000 fragments if it were not for my fellow F2P'ers and the "Hop4f2p" chat. I honestly no longer remember who set the chat up :( (and I'm very sorry for that, if anyone knows who it was please let me know and I'll acknowledge them properly), but we all worked together to scout as many sections of the battlefield on as many worlds as possible and then call out when a silver node spawned, at which point we would all hop worlds to descend up on it like locusts only to scatter back to our positions once it was depleted. Aside from the armour sets and weapon overrides I also unlocked level 1 and 2 of the Saradomin emotes (which I have no pictures of). Not sure why I didn't get level 3, but I probably ran out of time and didn't have enough renown points to buy it. I also got all four random skilling titles, my favourite of which is "the Virtuous", as I'm sure you noticed. ;) And so, dear friends, we finally come to the end of the Battle of Lumbridge. All in all an absolutely wonderful world event that I had a blast doing. The end of the BoL means we are also almost at the end of the mega updates. Just a quest and a few levels gained since returning left to go. Soon we shall be all caught up and I will once again be posting regular updates more or less as they happen. Tune in next time for part 5 of my ultra awesome, mega late update series: "The Death of Chivalry" or "I didn't even know it was sick". :lol:

So much for your immigration plan of "oops, I missed my plane". :lol: Have a good flight and watch out for gremlins. :P

Why would double posting in any game give you an advantage?

Licked to death by a pack of Labradoodle puppies that got away from their owner while out for a walk.

Now that it can see, it goes to buy sunglasses.

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Sucks. We should all call in sick and go back to bed. Breakfast.

Christian Bale was an excellent Batman.

Banned for being the most prolific poster in the games section.

Nope. Tylerelyt.

Just a quick update. Our woodcutting competition ended this week and we beat the pants off of Free Players! \:D/ By over 11M xp! :o Not only did we win, but I came in 8th place. :thumbsup: Not bad for my first comp back. :^_^: A big congratulations to my fellow TFS'ers and a very big congrats to Medieval Kid for doing his best beaver impression by attempting to clear cut Gielinor all by his lonesome to secure our victory. :lol: I also gained a couple of levels during the comp, but they will have to wait until I finally get by blog caught up. Speaking of which, I'm hoping to get part 4 of my mega update up later today.

The fc I use is "F2P United". It's not very active any more but there are many experienced people in it.

Best immigration plan ever! :lol: