MstrMonopoly

Go there, and all will be revealed. There is a secondary joke in this, in the original Japanese manga the text is "It's over 8000", but because it isn't as awesome as saying "It's over 9000" it was changed when it was translated. On Topic: I think that the Mahjarat were brought over by ic-whatever to keep the dragonkin in their place (wherever that is), kind of like a prison guard. That guy's not even in the 5-digits. Laaame. And yeah, please. Over 9000 is nothing after that rest energy glitch. I bet he's a big monster so even I could solo that guy no pray no food.

Friends, free. Other people if i sort of feel like using it, 5k an hour. Other people if I'm not using it at all, free, but will accept payment.

Sounds sort of cool but you would need to have a lot of cool add-ons, or this would become lame pretty fast.

ah.

BANDOS THRONE ROOM??!! How do you manage that with your stats??!! The statues don't hurt me and it's easy to port back and forth between Yu'biusk and Varrock. Anyway, I don't make MAXIMUM profits (about 100-150k and hour depending on luck), but it's reliable. I only need about 10 salmon a trip.

Bandos Throne Room, some Slayer, some Fishing. Clue Scrolls when I get them.

Are you honestly disappointing in this? HUGE weight reduction. How long does it take to do 250 laps? For some reason i didn't even see the clothing... just went straight for the patch notes :oops: The weight reducing stuff actually provides better Mage Defense than a Blue D'Hide Body and the same as a Red D'Hide Body and the legs have better Mage Defense than the Red D'Hide Body. You could actually use this for combat. And what's the deal with an HP/Defence requirement?

is this our weekly update? or will there be another one tomorrow?

I've been getting Killerwatts a lot as a task from Vannaka recently. So far I'm Burthorping every task. Should I continue to do this or switch to Mazchna/Chaeldar so I don't get these stupid volt-things.

Make them into Granite Crabs :thumbsup:

Wow, 3hitu comes through with clarification? Armageddon time.

Guthans is still effective in say, the Fight Caves, right?

Use pray protect from Melee and your best melee equipment, or you could cannon them.

More hilarious is when i see people running around with names like "Sk1ll3rpur3" who are level 90something because they gave up on skillz.

So two Jesusfish are getting divorced. The female Jesusfish says "I can't believe you cheated on me!" and the male Jesusfish says "Don't get cross, honey!"

any better way to make money at my levels?

Cyclopes do drop level 3 scrolls. Both are also worth doing.

Yes, to clarify I am going for cash.

At my fishing level which would be more effective, lobbie catching or tuna/swordie catching? I have 57 currently.

None of those are very cool or unique. -.- I saw 4 Zezimas, all around level 20-30, running around in full steel in a PK world, saying "u can't touch me! i'm zezima's pure" "no go way lier i am" then Zez1ma2200 (something like that) chipped in with "ya well if you were zezima pure then phr33 st00f pl0x" and the weakest of the Zezimas, Zizima, said "you not real pure. real pure have only strength".

Excellent. This would save me from having to go with my grandparents to Target.

You said salve and slayer helm don't stack but then you say to use them both at the same time Because Abberant Spectres need a special headgear to kill, and the Slayer Helm provides the best defense bonuses against that attack. Also, the larger bonus will be activated (the Salve Ammy).

I've averaged about 25,000-30,000 a clue on Level 2's, and about 60,000 each on Level 3's. That's not tiny, considering it takes about 15-20 minutes to do one and you have a chance at 3rd Age or something cool like that. Unfortunately, my friend has ridiculous luck with clues (2x Ranger Boots, 4x Robin Hood Hats, Third Age Mage Amulet), so I guess I'm somewhat biased on this.

What he said.

Great stuff.