Jehosaphat

Earth - You pick up a ferret-like creature, which then bites your arm. Ross - You miss, and the wall collapses on you, knocking you unconscious and back into the sewer.

Ross - You see an open door about 12 feet above your head. You shred the door anyways, and the shredded wood bits rain down through the manhole. +0.2 cartomancy. Earth - You hear something squeal as you quash its head with your foot, then fail to climb the ladder due to a rain of woodchips cutting up your hands as you try. Iey - You pick up a small ferret-like creature. It seems to like you, and hisses something in your ear that sounds like "You taste horrible." +0.3 animal communication.

Earth - You're back in the sewer. In fact, everyone except Rocco is back in the sewer.You feel something nibbling your foot. Iey - You walk down the sewer, and feel something nibbling on your leg. Ross - You chop through the building with your cards, and climb back out. The building is totally ransacked - nothing useful or valuable in sight. If there had been something useful, it had been crushed when the building fell. +0.2 cartomancy. Grim - You stop smothering yourself, and find the rest of the group standing below the manhole. You feel something nibbling on your arm.

Everyone: There is a loud crash as the building falls, blocking the manhole. Everyone who had previously been standing outside or near the manhole has jumped back into the sewer for safety. Earth - You manage to wake up. Ross - You wake up, but fail to cut through the wall of the now-fallen building. Iey - You notice that the manhole is now blocked by the wall of a fallen building.

Earth - You start running away from the building, trip on your own feet, and fall back into the sewer. Ross lands on top of you, knocking you unconscious. Ross - You, also, trip on your own feet, and your momentum sends you careening back into the sewer. Your head lands on Earth's foot, and your foot hits his head, knocking the both of you unconscious. Grim - You accidentally begin to smother yourself. Aren't low roll streaks FUN?

Earth - You see Ross running towards you. You also happen to notice the building collapsing in your general direction. The shield has lost most of its glow since you fired the laser from it. Grim - You wake up. Ross - All you succeed at doing is slicing through some more building supports, making the building fall a bit faster.

Earth - You climb out of the sewer. Nex - You climb out of the sewer in a unnecessarily cautious manner.

Earth - You fall off the ladder as you attempt to climb out of the manhole, somehow managing to retain consciousness. You do, however, succeed in changing your floating poison sphere into a floating poison spear. Ross - You slice through the building supports in frustration, and it slowly begins falling towards you. +0.2 cartomancy.

Earth - You wake up. Ross - You fail to climb the building. Again.

If everyone's still here, session can start. POST. THY. ACTIONS.

We still need 1 more person...

Re-bump to make sure people know we're playing.

I'm here for most of the day today, so we could probably go for a good 8 hours (barring a few small IRL things I have to do.)

You got the range tank care package, I see....

This looks like fun. Count me in.

Well, session over unless someone else shows up.

Aight, session over then. Next session will be tomorrow sometime.

Earth - While fiddling with your shield, it fires a poisonous beam that inadvertently knocks you into a wall, where you slump down unconscious. The beam hits the concrete sewer wall, which then turns purple and slowly decays into a pool of green, toxic goop. Ross - You fail to climb the building. Again. Rocco - You take a short powernap, and wake up refreshed and rejuvenated.

Earth - You poison the bat instead. Your shield glows more strongly as the bat dies. Ross - You gather your cards and climb out of the manhole. You fail to reclimb the building, though. Iey - You manage to turn your head invisible.

Rocco - You run up the wall of the building to the "second floor", where you jump into a window and pass out from exhaustion. +0.2 speed maneuvers. Earth - The man agrees to stop fighting right before Ross shreds him to bits with his playing cards. Iey - You wake up. Ross - You basically shred the man with your playing cards. The wingless bat whimpers helplessly as his master dies. +0.2 cartomancy. First NPC introduced that attacks: DIES BY DEFAULT RAWR.

Earth - You find the open manhole. Rocco - You see the ruins of NYC. The Empire State Building has fallen, and Ross is perching atop it. Everything is covered in ~2 inches of dust. You then note Ross running past you back into the manhole, and hear a sickening thud. Iey - You miss, and the man kicks you into a wall where you fall unconscious again. Ross - You mis-jump, and land on the man's foot. He then uses said foot to launch you into the wall next to Iey.

Earth - You make a floating poison spear. You have now reached your maximum capacity of floating and/or magical weaponry. Ross - You chop off the bat's wings with your cards, then watch as it careens to the earth and falls through the manhole. +0.2 cartokinetics. Iey - You wake up just in time to dodge a wingless bat with a person mounted on it falling through the manhole.

Rocco - You run into a ladder, and manage to stop before you collide with it for once. The ladder leads out of the sewer via manhole. The manhole cover has already been removed. You see Iey fall back through the manhole. +0.3 speed maneuvers. Ross - You are dive-bombed by a man riding a giant bat. Thankfully, you duck before he collides with you. Earth - You make a few floating poison marbles. +0.1 poison. Grim - Instead of kicking up a spray of refuse, you knoock yourself face-first into the bottom of the sewer. You are now unconscious and drowning in sewer water. Iey - You, also, are divebombed by the bat-rider. You, however, don't duck in time, and are knocked back into the sewer, where you are knocked unconscious. Thankfully, the patch of sewer you landed on was devoid of water. Nex - You find a manhole with ladder, just in time to see Iey fall back through it.

Iey - You wake up and climb the ladder. (Finally!) Rocco - You run into a wall. Grim - You sharpen your axe with aeromancy. +0.1 aeromancy. Earth - As you wield the shield, it glows. You seem to have created a powerful magical artifact. (20 right thur) You continue down the hallway. Ross - All the buildings are ruined to the point where the highest he could climb would be the fallen Empire State Building.

Rocco - You stand up, see nothing to kill, start running again, hydroplane again, and once again, crash into a wall. +0.1 speed maneuvers. Iey - Your head slips off the brick and you start drowning again. (First 1 of the new SoN yaaay) Earth - You make a shield with posion spikes and some more marbles, although they doesn't float. +0.2 poison. Ross - Given the 2 inches of dust you're wading through to walk around the city, you gauge that there isn't much of anyone around. Grim - Sure.