Jehosaphat

(Not really, although we'd appreciate it if you wouldn't pick something super-OP and destroy everything. Also, win-freak-ism is generally frowned upon as well.)

(Rocco, so far we've had: Earth leading most people to a cave full of dragons Iey's character trying to kill Vixion's character, and promptly being rescued by said character Grim trying to kill just about everybody, then reforming. My character getting his hands on a baby corrupted dragon named Joel. Nex just generally warping everywhere and being an annoyance Mather doing pretty much what Nex is doing, sans warping Hex stumbling around drunk Retech trying to shoot a dragon and hitting Earth instead Icu going into ragemode about to kill some dragons, but he hasn't yet My character going on a drunken rampage through the forest And that's about it. For the storyline, supposedly there's some uber-evil guy called the Overseer who "hires" assassins and puts a crescent moon tattoo on their eyelids. Beyond that, I'm clueless.)

If you had that zombie vaccine, the only thing about zombies you'd have to worry about would be getting killed. You could walk around getting bitten and not turn into a zombie.

Kemios continues snoring in response to Mathias's questions.

And by the time you get all that done, you're a zombie.

[hide=You Hath Been Trolled!]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKvLKtQcTdM[/hide] Maybe, retech. :P

?? You posting on this thread and causing unnecessary, long arguments. Wrong thread for the second time, may I please direct you to this & this, also an argument takes two or more people. YOU, MATHER, AND ROSS JUST HAD A PRACTICALLY PAGE-LONG ARGUMENT ON PLASMA SHIELDS. GTHO. Now I remember why the first hegemony accomplished more in less pages. It's because this guy stopped posting there. :rolleyes:

?? You posting on this thread and causing unnecessary, long arguments.

So was Hex just banned from playing Hegemony, or was he banned from posting in here altogether? Given occurrences, I would say the prior is in effect and the latter should be.

They don't. But they're going to know you're not a zombie when they see you eating bread and rice instead of flesh and brains.

Welcome to the Tavern. :rolleyes:

Hooray, we're off-topic! While we're at it, we might as well re-start the old debate... Pepsi or Coke?

Kemios watched the almost-fight scene with a smirk on his face. "Finally, something entertaining besides beer and Joel." He then leaned back on the cavern wall and promptly fell asleep. Joel decided to join him, and fell asleep curled up at his feet. Both snored rather loudly.

Kemios replied honestly. "Name's Kemios. And this little brat's name is Joel." Joel cut in. "You should call me Terror of All Things Living." "Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyways, I'm not entirely sure where I am, or even who I am. All I remember is that I like beer, and that my father had some issues with enchantments. Oh well, he'll show up eventually. Until then, I'm just sort of wandering around until I find something to do." He paused. "You know of anything interesting around here besides that psychopathic town?""

Kemios turned around, noticing the miniature tea party occurring behind him. "What, none for me? Well, I guess that's a good thing, since I prefer beer anyways." Joel piped up. "I like beer." "We know you do, Joel. But, ah, given some of the company in this cave, I advise you shut your mouth." Kemios then sat down on the cave floor, pulled out a flask of beer, and took a swig of it. "So what are all you maniacs doing in here anyways?"

This. "Make your Runescape character offend friends, family, even the Evil Chicken with the new Jagex Fart Button!* Comes in sloppy, disgusting, smelly, and extremely loud! Buy YOURS today!" *Scent sold separately. Batteries not included. Jagex LTD does not take liability for any injuries that may occur during use of the Fart Button, including, but not limited to, burns from your mother's iron, scratches from younger sibling(s), and pencils thrown in the eye by classmates or teachers. The Jagex fart button will never overtake the fart app on the Ipod. Also: You forgot options for airy, wet, silent but violent, the whistler, beefy, egg-creme, flappy cheeks, and of course, the surprise brown zeppelin. Those will come in Fart Button batch 2 a few months later.

As Kemios and Joel wander through the forest, apparently lost again, they stumble upon a cave. They see a woman standing in the mouth of the cave with a weapon in her hands, and roaring coming from inside. Against his better judgement, Kemios walks past the woman into the cave, with Joel clinging safely to his right arm. (I ain't done yet....)

but im so soft and lovable :( You still smell. :twisted:

Fix'd. Unless someone comes up with evidence of the halos affecting the "eye" prayers or the "might" prayers, let alone Augury.... :mellow: All three halos work on the ranged and magic prayers in the normal prayer book (except Augury) as well as all saps and leeches in the Ancient Curses. Source I stand corrected. These halos are now full of win. Now, if only I could get enough halfway-decent teams so as to actually GET a darn halo.... :\ On a slitghly related note, I think that mod misspelt piety 3 times. Or I've been misspelling piety for like 2 years.

On a completely unrelated note, we all should be ashamed. NONE of today's Top 20 Posters are from Falador Tavern. Heck, even Mctrol- I mean Mckinzy has more posts than we do.

The hangovers the two had had finally departed, and they cooled down to where they could observe the mayhem they had caused. J: "Hey, is that a lady in a red coat?" K: "Yeah, I think she was being stalked by that idiot in the wolf costume." J: "Think she's mad that I ate the stuff that was in her basket?" K: "Nah, especially given the tree limb that you threw into her forehead." Also, I will now refer to characters in their conversations by their first initial. Saves me some typing.

I secretly reveal an army of ninjas behind Trol. THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MAKE ME CHUCKLE WHILE DRINKING SODA!

I skimmed to the part about the long-haired hippie, laughed, and moved on.

Off to.... uh.... the freeform rp? I forgot what it was called for a second there :blink:

Hmm. Ashes of something that lived with virtue, courage, and valor. Well, I could set fire to a priest.... Kemios asks what would be required for a pteradon and/or a tyrannosaur.