Jehosaphat

Hmm. Let's see... Get lizard from swamps somehow. Already got a life orb the size of Manhattan. Baby dragon tooth.... hmm. That's the hard one. And coins I can just borrow from Grim. Still wondering if a dragon would be the best route to go, though...

Kemios mutters something to himself about wings and fangs, then gets an idea. "A miniature dragon, maybe?"

Kemios follows him. "So you know about my transmog training, huh? That's cool, what else do you know abou me?"

Kemios decides to sit back down and wait for the old man to wake up.

Kemios chugs the hangover pills. "Thanks. And I wasn't exactly referring to that incident with the cop..... if you know what I mean. Anyways, I think I'll come with you guys, since it seems we may end up with a common goal."

"I pissed off this overseer guy?" Kemios thinks for a minute, then his eyes widen. "Oh crap, that guy was the overseer? Oh crap, oh crap, oh crap...."

Kemios pokes Earth, seeming annoyed. "I'm not the wicked witch of the west's brother! For the last freaking time, I'm her third cousin!"

Kemios decides to browse through the books and read any that are on transmog topics he has not yet achieved.

(Character development. If I wanted you to know everything about my character in the first post, that would ruin some of the fun. So, for now, I'll leave you with the fact that he's a drunk, he's big, and he's seemingly immune to shocksticks.)

Kemios says "Uhh, sure." He then meekly follows the transmog master. Also, Grim's fate made me laugh, for some odd reason.

Kemios laughs at the policeman's feeble attempts to stun him. He then kicks the policeman out the tavern door, before turning around and noticing Earth and Vixion. He seems to recognize Vixion somehow. "Hey, aren't you that guy that got *hic* got beat up by that lady?"

Yeah, I saw that coming. Seriously. I thought "Oh, I'm probably gonna fall down the staircase or something..." Kemios picks up the book, sits down, and reads it.

Kemios wakes up in a pool of alcohol. Muttering something about hangover, drowning, and a magical Smurf, he walks around the tavern looking generally bored and annoyed at life. Suddenly, he grabs Stephen and shakes him about, yelling stuff about his father and being arrested for drunken spellcasting.

Kemios picks up one of the tomes, then reads it as he climbs one of the staircases.

Kemios looks around the tower to figure out who and/or what is there.

Kemios wakes up in a corner of the bar, and mutters something that sounds like "Two more beersh pleash." The bartender decides to fend for Kemios's own safety, and gives him water instead. The bartender is then promptly thrown onto his skull, and Kemios drowns his unknown sorrows with a barrelful of a mysterious and probably toxic substance.

Oi! How d'you expect me to blow up a volcano when so far, the only thing I've been able to blow up is my own arm?

Kemios decies to pay a visit to Jen's tower. (I do not currently intend to blow it to pieces. Yet.)

Impractical, to say the least.... "Oh hey, let's run through the records of over 9000 accounts and give some of them special capes because they're been around for longer!" And if that's not reason enough, bunny ears, scythe, and other stuff like that does the trick just as well. And if you need to prove you have played an Internet game for longer to impress anonymous people......

I'm gonna go against the grain and say we're getting an Agility update.

Kemios walks back into the warehouse and tries making one of the fires flare up slightly.

Kemios tries creating a few targets using earth magic. Also, Nex, what dice are you using and about how fast do you type?

Kemios walks outside while carrying his fire orb. (Ah, you edited.)

Kemios attempts create a small, hovering fireball.

I'll take the normal spear - as in one for use in close combat, not throwing. Kemios runs around like a psycho.