Jehosaphat

I might end up getting one of these... eventually.... Until then, I'll be happy with all the lower rewards I bought. :D

How the hell are they gonna keep track of this? Just keep tabs on the guys with expensive gear, or what?

Shouldn't mess with him. He's 90 thieving for god's sake! And we all know thieves > master farmers any day. ;)

I'm here, but I'll have to break to take a shower soon.

Dunno if you were sarcastic or not but damn, that sounds WAY MORE appealing than dungeoneering. That's sorta what I thought... except spending the hours on end for 99 in just one courthouse would be full of suck. Oh wait....

So that's..... 14:00 for me. Cool.

So, how many of the insane Tavernians still have school?

Something's up with your Fishing too.

*begins throwing beer kegs everywhere*

*begins throwing beer kegs at Mather*

If this thread turns into one big fat religious argument, I will end it by chucking beer kegs at people until they change the topic.

Oh, for Pete's sake. Let this thread die already....

Not spam.

Kemios decided to follow the assassin, mostly out of boredom. Meanwhile, Joel was struggling to carry a beer keg 3 times his own size through the air toward Kemios's location.

I currently have gone to multiple stars, on multiple worlds, in multiple languages. I have waited hours for stars to spawn, hunted them down, and arrived there only to find that the star has already been found by some guy and, usually, 3,000 of his buddies and/or some Star Find agent. I have not seen the little screen telling you "You were the first to find this star! Here, have some extra mining xp." AND IT IS STARTING TO DRIVE ME FURTHER TOWARD THE BRINK OF INSANITY THAN ANYTHING HAS BEFORE. Short rant, but hey. It let off some steam.

Not that I know of. Gah, brings me back to the days when a friend and I ran a grocery in southern Varrock.... Good times, good times....

Does anyone really care whether or not our characters are ambidextrous? I mean, they have better things to worry about, like Lucien taking over the world, not getting beaten to a pulp by General Graardor, imitating a mime correctly....

*throws palletload of beer kegs*

Anyone remember the "Fart Button" that we joked about in the Twitter thread? 50k says it's part of the Orb of Oculus improvements.

Kemios whispers to Joel, "Good grief, I've had it with the guys and their tea. Mind flying into town and getting me a beer or something?" Joel replies, "Only if I get to have some." And so Joel flew on to THE QUEST FOR THE NEVERENDING BEER KEG. (Just kidding.)

I thought censor evasion was using a word that would've been censored, but manipulating it so that it's not caught by the automated censor. I.E. Removing a vowel or two from a censored word, posting a censored word backwards, posting a censored word letter-by-letter, and so on. But I may be wrong.

And by the time you get that done, either the zombies have found you and eaten you alive, or you become completely immune to zombies (save being ripped to pieces) and have better things to do than wear bits of zombie as "camouflage."

I don't have to take French or any foreign language yet. Also, I just figured out the significance of the name of Richard's imp in Looking For Group. I'd post the name, but the Archi'd get me for censor-evading.

Kemios stood up straight. "danget, I'm bored with this," he bellowed out, grabbing his club in the process. "Anyone have anything that needs smashing?"

Kemios woke up to see some psycho with a scythe standing over the tea party. He stood up, yawned, then leaned against the wall to see how it played out. Joel woke up as well, and curled around Kemios's arm, as usual.