Jehosaphat

Kemios attempts to shoot lightning at Ares and Umbra with his lightning staff.

Kemios attempts to turn some of the air around Ares's arms into lead.

Kemios attempts to turn some of the ground around everyone into soap. (The slippery, gel kind, not the solid bar soap.)

Kemios goes looking for Ares. (Also, Kemios is an alien. Not that much different than a human, just with green skin and red instead of white in his eyes.

Completely sure.

.......Attempts to recover..... And get new dice pls.

Kemios attempts to recreate the rabbits the same way he had before.

Kemios attempts to telepathically control the rabbits.

Kemios attempts to create earthen lumps inside the cage with earth magic, then turn those into rabbits using transmog.

Kemios yells back at the drunks, then goes back to his castle to attempt to create a cage full of rabbits using earth and transmog magic.

Kemios goes to the festival-thing and wanders around, looking for someone who looks likt they might willingly impart some valuable knowledge.

As much as I would hate to disagree with you on this subject, I think its quite the opposite. Pures (Zerkers in particular) have likley had to get toro's several times due to death in PvP. Because of this they have likely played tons and tons of games as different roles and thus know how the game works. Its more the skillers and other people who never had an interest in the game which prove to be difficult because they don't know how to play. Point being, Pures likely know what they are doing and they have a reason to win (because they want to get their torso's back). The only downfall is they may leave before wave 10 if they have achieved the points they needed. Point taken. Many of the pures may know what they're doing. But there are some who never knew and refuse to learn, as well as those just starting out and ignoring every word of instruction that comes their way.

Try again.

*Sigh* Attempt to recover

Kemios tries again.

Kemios leaves the dungeon, being wary of any traps, and returns to his castle, where he attempts to create chunks of rock using earth magic and turn the chunks into rabbits using transmog.

Good ideas from what I can tell. Only one thing.... Your first post seems very disorganized. Perhaps this is just due to the lack of capitalization, or maybe it's just me. But still. At least use a proper writing style in your suggestion, it helps people read it more easily. And the easier of a read it is, the more people can understand it. Support.

FIVE!

Untradeable armor to revive Smithing. Please?

Jagex already pretty much did away with PJing (they extended the combat timer), so all your suggestion is really good for is against rushing. And rushing is allowed, if not encouraged, by Jagex. And I'm not even going to go into how this would mess up PvM and normal PvP battles. It's something that few will think is good that will effectively mess up just about everything else.

I could care less for the torso, honestly. Why? Because it means less clueless idiot pures messing me up in BA while I get my extra agility/mining/fm xp. But since they turned it back, it means there's even more idiot pures at once because they all dropped their torsos. Thanks, Jagex. <sarcasm>Release something for pures who don't pay attention to the tutorial and for mains who do, all at the same time! That way, the pkers get what they want and the mains get angry at the pures. The balance of nature is restored!</sarcasm>

If Archi fails: here's what I'm seeing will happen: "Hakon: You get beheaded and die. Kemios: You get hung and then beheaded and die. Jen: You get coated in tar and set on fire. You die. Dusty: You get killed by a computer error. Umbra: Your town turns into a mass riot and kills you, even though you rolled a 20 on restoring world peace." :P

The hardest part about BA is either defender or finding a competent team. If you have a substantial friendslist, the latter shouldn't be a problem right now. The former,however, I find to be easiest on Wave 10, using the east trap. There's no cannon platform to block the way of the runners, so you can lure and kill them much more easily than on other waves. But seriously, if you end up with a bunch of incumbents on your team, jump out, come back in, then start advertising what role you want to be. My final tip of the day: If you're on the queen level and you get a defender who has no clue what he's doing, LEAVE THE WAVE. My team spent approximately half an hour trying to teach a defender how to lure the runners so that we could shoot the Queen. The guy died anyways. -.-

What, are we talking about merch clans now? Simple, they mess up the RS economy, and kill just about everyone except the merch clan leaders. (Remember smoking mils and ppots? Yeeeaaah. -.-) And to boot, they annoy just about everyone with their ge spammers. The only thing in ge more annoying then merch clan spammers is bullroarer spammers.

Dare you to try runecrafting. But seriously, just keep your nose to the grindstone. Or, do what I do - interrupt your training with training something else. Farm runs are good, as is slayer. Or you could pick two goals and alternate every 10k/50k/100k/whatever xp. Point is, it's not that hard. Just monotonous. Which explains why I'm nowhere even close to it.