Dragonkng198

MY FIRST POST ON YOUR BLOG AS A PURPLE PERSON!!! Hi <3: Gratz on all your levels Sally, and you shall have many more! :twisted:

Good luck to everyone who applies, I look forward to harvesting your souls when you join <3:

Your toast has been burned, and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff!!! I bet you do 145 ish hard clues by 99 Slayer, taking all bets on hard clues done by then!

Please kids, get on our level.

Greetings sir, and welcome to Tip.It, I am one of the resident trolls, but I am still a nice guy (or so I'm told) ;) I invite you to join the friends chat "Serpent Eye" if you do not frequent a friends chat, I assure you that we are very friendly people who will be more than happy to devour your innocence Shameless advertisement aside, I hope you enjoy your stay, please deposit your sanity at the nearest receptacle, and welcome to the Dark Side.

After reading through my old blog entries, I noticed that some of the relationships were extremely out of date, and thus, we need new and updated gossip! Let us begin, shall we? TheKoolKandy and Muffin Maddy - No, he screams on Skype as I type this information. Little does he know that Maddy already has a seduction plan, which she is currently working on with Patrick. She's about half way done corrupting his innocence, and the finale involves a trip to the Cinema to watch Breaking Dawn Part 2. I wish them the best of luck, and have only one thing to ask of their union. Can you see me now? Wolf Am I (Pluggy) and Crazy Eric - Eric is weird, but hell, Clare is used to this, she's from Essex after all! It works out fine because Eric already has a pajazzle, and Clare is used to weird and rude guys because of where she grew up! I wish them the best of luck, and my donation to their relationship together is a new born Cow. May you two have much moo in your life together! Cafe Diem and Polarbearblu - Skype calls together have worked a bond of love between these two strange, but lovable characters. Polar's mad can be calmed down by the soothing voice of Cafe, and it'll be nice for him to have a woman, he has spent too long dating his hands (and cheating on both of them with Dolly, who I won't go into detail over). Tanuso and Quest Cape K - Even in the days when I still thought Tansy was a girl, I knew that these two were meant for each other. Even finding out that Tansy is actually a guy doesn't break this relationship, because Quest Cape K is about as close to being a girl as anyone can while still having male... well, let's not go into details, but you know what I mean. These two have loved each other since first troll, and I wish them both the best of luck in their future. Darkwitchery and De Elite One - Not much has changed here, these two still love each other as much as Victoria can love anything that isn't a penguin or chocolate (which isn't a hell of a lot, but considering Deo's face, he should be happy with what he gets!). Their union will finally be complete once Victoria has achieved her life long goal of 99 Fletching, and they will live happily ever after in a little college in Wales, with plenty of nearby sheep, while Deo slaves at his job working for Cadbury. ;) Sannibannie and Mish - Come on. Anyone that can't tell that these two are made for each other is blind, dumb, or me! Wait.. Never mind. I know that these two will have profitable lives, but short, because while Sanni steals Mish's innocence, Graardor will murder them both brutally, for all the trouble they've given him over the years. Emmace and Sangrina - Still two of the people that I believe are perfect for each other, I love you both, and I wish you the happiest times together, whether that be doing something that you both hate, such as being kind to people, or something that you both love to do, such as corrupting the innocence of billions, while murdering the rest in strange and excruciatingly painful ways! :) Dragoon5464 and Tranquil - After the seduction that Tranquil partook in after visiting Dragoon, these two are set for life, and I wish them the happiest of times together, and much in the way of redberry pie and bananas. A Local Guy and Sorator - After long trips moderating botters and spammers, and a long night with little thanks, they ended up in a bar together. A shot or two later (both being complete light-weights), their relationship started, and they've never been happier. Both already married to the job, but their love can even beat their love of destroying noobs and muting boobs! Dexek and Lanfear/Tay/Twilight_Blade - Tay is one of the most evil people I know, and once she found out how beautiful Derek was, nothing could stop her on the way to seduction and evil deeds. Derek is now under her spell, but I can't imagine that he doesn't really enjoy it, Tay's evil is part of her charm <3: Naive and Iiccee - ... I can't go into detail about this relationship, the forums are PG-13, but let's just say that Naive's neckbeard was enough to persuade Frank to give their relationship a chance! QueenBlueSky and k a t k i s - Another relationship from Hyt that has stood the test of time, they have been happily married for a long time now, and enjoy moonlight strolls along the beach, romantic dinners, and the occasional serial murder sprees that both have hinted they enjoy so well! Drazhar44 and Kimberly - After my messy divorce with Kimberly, she went to a bar to drown her sorrows in alcohol. As everyone knows, where this is a bar, there is a Kieran, and he used the booze to persuade Kimberly to start a relationship with him. I'm sure this will only last as long as Kieran can keep Kimberly drunk, but being Irish, I'm sure he has the experience needed to do such a thing! Octarine and Ezkaton - While neither are Hyters, both are well known on Tip.It, and thus, their relationship must be spread throughout the gossip of TIF! I wish them both the best of luck in "The Babecave", a place that can not be explained in Tip.It's PG-13 environment. Good luck guys! Lass Sally and Tip It (0 0 Spec Aww) - I know I'm not surprised, with a voice and accent as beautiful as Ian has, and with that incredible body, even the crazy cat lady known to her victims only as Salleh could not escape seduction! I hope Ian is prepared, I've heard Sally has already purchased him a litter-box and she intends to make him use it! ForsakenMage and Serpent Eye - Long story short, after a night of comparing incidents of their times owning Hyt, their mutual hatred for chatters in general formed the basis of a relationship of blood, evil and maybe the odd devoured chatter. I know I'm not the only one that is glad that their affections have turned to each other, for both have storied histories of eating their partners after they have grown bored! Ambler3 and 999134thpure - Staking. Need I say more? Solemnis and Nox - After a romantic plane ride together, these two hot-headed, red-blooded males couldn't resist each other's charm, and they have quickly built a relationship of such trollingness, that even Dragonkng198, the Master of Trolls can not touch them. Fair played gentlemen, I hope you have a wonderful life together! Dragonkng198 and All Women That Can't Resist His Charm - With a face like this, even the taken ladies can't resist me. That is all. I bid you all a good day, and I hope you remember me fondly, for I shall probably be torn limb from limb after the posting of this blog entry, but know that I died as I lived, with a giggle on my lips, and trolling in my heart! <3:

You know it. I know it. Skittles are disgusting, evil things, and we need to ban them. Work with me. I promise to ban Skittles everywhere. We can do this if we work together. Are you with me? This is what our ancestors would have wanted. Do it now. Only once Skittles are banned will the fools see the folly of their ways. OBLIVION IS AT HAND! :)

You could always mention how distracting Skype can be sometimes, and your progress on your newb account. You know the one I'm talking about :twisted: Good luck with Nomad Polar <3: He's gonna be a [bleep], but you can take him! <3:

All your cabbages have been questioned :twisted:

Sally is a boss slayer, that is all <3:

With lyrics like that my friend, you can seduce me any day <3:

I hope you feel better soon

Slay, slay, as fast as you can, You won't catch me, little newbie girl man! <3:

Yay Sally, I told you I'd get you your first big split eventually :D <3:

It took a few days, just lazily killing them while chatting on Skype, and I made around 48m profit :P

Too tired to make story Dat loot tab of 9 Polypore Staves (too lazy to use #10, keeping it because I can) Ohhhh yeah. Seeds in order, first thing in the tab is spirit, and then from there, magic, yew, palm, papaya, watermelon, fellstalk, torstol, lantadyme and snapdragon. :twisted:

I was lured here with promises of cake, but the cake was a lie. Damn you Solemenmsnsiansmmansmsbananas. <3:

Dragonkng198 is Berserker and Battle-Mage. I'M HELPING <3: Sally is awesome, but I am better :twisted:

No. It's not fair. But that is RuneScape. If every single bot at the Blue Dragons were to vanish today for a set period of time, you will have an influx of people looking to make an easy bit of money from the bots, and instead of fighting predictable and slow bots for your kills, you would be fighting players that are used to fighting for every bit of recourse they can. My advice to you. Get some mind and air runes. Throw a wind strike at a Dragon to make it aggressive on you, and then kill it. Have a nice day.

Congratz Xena <3:

Kieran, you stay away from the most posts on Sally's blog, I am winning that@ Sally is at College, so I can post without fear of reprisal THE GAME :twisted: <3:

Enough. It's nothing to do with anyone apart from Ambler and the people he borrowed things from. I won't pass judgement, Ambler was and still is a friend of mine, but I knew that loaning items was a bad idea, which I said not to do from the start. Ambler. I've said this to you already, but I'll say it again. You've made a prat of yourself, but you can earn back respect, and maybe trust one day, if you go about things the right way. Quit staking, you are far too addicted to the lure of massive amounts of moneys, and it's making you look like an idiot. Stop loaning items, it's just asking for trouble like this. Pay back what's owed, and go from there. To others, it's a silly situation, but it has nothing to do with most of us, so let's leave it for the people involved to sort out. Two cents added.

I blame Sally for all the things. Not my fault. Somebody put a wall in my way <3:

Just posting a picture to make Vikki happy <3: