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Timothy's armor managed to protect him from Pentos's attacks, except for one which nicked a rib. Timothy then exploded. His armor shard flew into Pentos, driven by the force of a nuke. Meanwhile, the real Timothy appeared, carrying his sword in on hand, and a large cod in the other. He then threw the cod to Octos. "Have some lunch!" He called. "Oh, how am I alive?" "I teleported." "...." "I also left a large bomb behind. Armored robes are great at disguising one's movements." He then collapsed, as he had noticed his rib had punctured his skin.

Or you could just make a crossbow out of Bionicle parts and shoot people with that. Y'know, just as a random suggestion.... And to Wongtong, yes it hurts that much. Think of how an orgasm feels, then make it a negative. That is how a well done smack to the nuts feels.

The Mayans were such jerks that they lied. It was their version of revenge for us bringing about their apocalypse via conquistadores. So in 2013, when everyone is feeling safe, zombies will come. Mayan zombies that wield spears and bows.

Timothy cursed as he felt a presence behind him, and threw himself to the ground. However, this served to pin him under octos, who was only making enough contact to steal a small amount of energy, but enough so that it would add up fast. Timothy also found that he was utterly pinned. So he started chanting. ((God dang you, killerwatt, you stole my idea.)

I add only people I know, as well. And presumably she will, as long as the grade stays above a fail, although I do not know your mom. The thing is that my parents are the type who believe I'm an archangel, or something. Its can be nice sometimes, but it also means that they get upset by anything below a 95.... And I lack the commitment to get those scores in every class.

So, I figured I should at least update this thing a couple of times per year. For anyone who is interested, I'm not.

Am I the only one who only adds people he knows on Facebook? Or people that there is a high chance that I know, as it can be hard to tell.... So, I've spent my day getting screamed at for having a 65 in Spanish 3. All of my grades are quite good, but since I have a D in my worst subject, which I was practically forced to not drop, I'm getting treated like a front row seat in a screamo concert.... Oh well, my mom should get over it soon, right? ...Right!?

So, in your school it is smart to wear a cup on fridays?

((I'll try to be more descriptive next time..., oh well.)) Timothy grinned as he saw the energy leech target him. He then lifted the sword, having finished reforging it. "Now that I'm done with that, its practically a normal sword again." He explained. "A normal sword that is nearly indestructable, and may have a few tricks up its sleeve. But it doesn't have any magical energy of its own yet." "Thats all me" He then leapt back out of the shield, which shattered in order to clear his path. His armor's color cooled to a dull mauve in the cold, and Timothy shivered. "I do believe I need more cold resistance" He muttered, and conjured a warm overcoat. He then swung his sword experimentally. "How do I kill an energy leech that is seemingly invincible to physical attacks?" he mused. ((Yes, I have a plan))

Which leads to the obvious question.... Where did you obtain the deer and pig guts?

If it gets to that point, trying to survive is just a waste of time. This. Really, if the invasion reaches too high of a level, we're all screwed. Sorry. The only course of action would be to nuke the entire planet and thus hopefully destroy this evil species.

Timothy rearranges the ebads so that they make a picture of him. This picture has a speech ubble. "I want a pony!"

((Shield, fortress, its the same concept. You have to get through it first. And I got new armor. What, do you think I'd risk something which I couldn't replace? Much less give it away? No, the armor is a major part of my character, who has a tendency to get hit by his own bombs.))

Who said it was a thoughtful, logical question? As a matter of fact, I have only gotten serious answers three times. And only one of those three times was from a girl. What response you get all depends on how you ask the question. It also helps that most of the girls I know are nearly as nerdy as I am.... :geek: But I also have a reputation for spouting unrelated crud. Some find it funny, some find it irritating. Oddly enough, only girls in the former category tend to be interested.

((Ok, thats the second time you ignored my ice fortress, which I enhanced with angel bones I stole a while ago. At least explain a way of your guys getting past it before you start hacking away.... Therefore I'll assume that they are attempting to batter down the walls of my fort.)) Timothy raised his arms, and the earth under Octos (and Pentos, and any other like characters) surged up and pulled them deep into the Arena. Timothy then drew his scimitar. "I wager that that'll give me enough time to prepare a trump card..." he muttered. He then began removing plates from his armor and fusing them into his sword via some of the heat energy he had drained from the Arena. He muttered incantations as he did this. ((In case you've forgotten, as it has been a while.... My armor is a robe covered in purple scales of a material that is comparable to bronze in weight, but nearly indestructable to forces of heat and blunt force, and highly resistant to cold. The plates are reflective, as well. The main weakness of this cloak is that the base robe is not immune to heat, force, etc.... So, basically I'm making my scimitar (nearly) indestructable, so that I can start smiting. Mind, its not as if this is taking my entire robe, just the fake flap that I had on the back.))

Eh. Yes and no. Depends on the combination of people, but one or the other will find some point awkward, even if the other doesn't. It's an interesting pair that doesn't find anything awkward. A good way to break awkward silences is to comment on how much worse it would be if everyone was naked. I'm definitely going to use that. Same here. Or to casually ask how they feel about the current economic situation. Its works for me, anyways.

((Well, I totally missed that. And, Hex, it appears that Septos didn't enter the dimesion voluntarily, so wouldn't it be closer to dieing?)) Timothy realized that he'd been attacking an oddly shaped rock, and fell over laughing. Then he threw the rock at Octos. "You are immune to energy, yes?" Timothy mused. "But physical attacks seem to fail miserably at destroying you...." "Mayhap I ought to try leeching off of the leech?" Timothy then began draining all heat energy out of the arena, with the ultimate goal of sending temperatures to absolute zero. He converted the heat into magical energy, which he would need to finish the job. ((Lets see how an energy leech does in an environment completely devoid of energy!))

Timothy began laughing as Septos attacked his defensive fortifications. "This would be even funnier if your weak mind didn't have such powerful defenses." He frowned. "Oh well, I guess I'll have to do this the hard way!" He then opened a wormhole behind septos and sucked a large amount of matter through it into his hand. The resulting vacuum hurled Septos backwards. Timothy then began heating and cooling the air around Septos rapidly, to unbalance his molecular structure, and began compressing the matter he had taken. He also launched countless projectiles at Septos from various wormholes.

You got a 9th grader... lulz Freshman are only useful as servants.

I love it when people comment on my posts. Just try to make witty remarks when you update. Make them laugh. After all, its easier to amuse facebook users than forum suers. Facebook users haven't heard as many internet jokes (percentage wise, anyways).

The entire forum doesn't hate you, hex! However, a large percentage does strongly dislike you. But the rest... well, the rest hate you. I need to start commiting more. Commiting to do homework. Commiting to studying. Commiting to asking girls out. You know, normal stuff that I never seem to do.

Wow. I didn't know that anyone thought as high of facebook as the OP did. I myself only update my status when I come up with some comment I find amusing enough to share. Which is generally once every few days. I do spend lots of time chatting, though. But in that way I'm fairly normal, I think.

((Yeah, I was too lazy to check what was in it, so I called it a pit. Needless to say, I teleported pre-death.)) Timothy finished his defensive structure. he then began assaulting Septos's mind. "I've always wanted a ept energy leech" he said, grinning.

Never gonna stuff you up... We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A vegan dish what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna stuff you up, Never gonna shoot you down, Never gonna run around and hunt for you, Never gonna make you die, Never gonna say goodbye, Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see (Ooh stuff you up) (Ooh stuff you up) (Ooh) never gonna stuff, never gonna stuff (stuff you up) (Ooh) never gonna stuff, never gonna stuff (stuff you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Yes, I did.

((I forgot to mention that they are impact triggered, not time.... Oh well, that'll be the next barrage.)) Taggerung stepped away from his portal, whcih closed. He them plummeted towards the pit, and teleported moments before hitting the acid. He then sat down, and began making himself a massive shield out of permafrost and a few angel bones he had filched a while ago.