Nexaduro

I start whirling the orbs at a high speed, putting them in the path of the golems to shatter them. Any that come too close I smash with my steel-and-oak resonance-enhanced quarterstaff and bash aside with my wings.

Jeez, sorry =P

He's trying to prevent a giant golem from sinking into a swamp. You're somewhere between Ikana and the beginner dungeon.

Eheh, Poseidon, I'm flying over a ruined city very far away from you. But if you want to start a prank fight... How would you like the earthquake magic I put in that Trident to spontaneously release?

I turn the orbs into shards of metal, and pepper all of the statues with them until one moves. I start with the smallest and move up. When one moves, I use the spare steel in my bag to encase it in metal or smash it with my resonance-enhanced quarterstaff

Beowulf clubbed seals?

That's from KOL, actually. Though I did play the Overlord II demo.

Punching seals? That's inhumane! You should at least use a club >=[

I look for gargoyles at the castle, followed by the churches. If I find one, I smash it and take it's pieces to Jen's mountain.

I start flying around, looking in the ruins of Caster and the Ivory Tower for a living or dead gargoyle, which I smash and take pieces of back to the old man at Jen's mountain.

I start looking for a gargoyle in the major architecture of Ikana, flying up to the rooftops and between the roofs when necessary. When I find one, I smash it apart by slamming the orbiting steel orbs into it and then picking up the pieces, drawing the orbs back into orbit, and bringing the gargoyle pieces back to the old Ivory Mage at Jen's mountain.

And Earth, it was a comic reference. That particular comic is where I first heard of "The Hammerspace," and the main character, Eddie, has a giant mallet he uses to bash chickens. He's a bit similar to you, except much cooler. Partially due to the "Coolness Enhancer" which makes whatever it touches cool beyond belief.

Simple, Grim, armour. Quite literally, "Dragonskin."

I dub thee: Space Dwarf Eddie!

Yay! I go to the Ikana library to try and see where I can find gargoyles, eagles, and bats.

Because this is a wonderful competition, not to mention optimistic!

Yes, yes it can.

I start looking for the teams that disappeared.

Resumes.

Retech! How many times do I have to tell you, don't torture the artificial Neanderthals!

Any particular reason you are no longer able to communicate with the main world? They sent me because they seem to have lost contact.

I type fairly fast, and seem to have a built in spellcheck. I almost never make spelling/grammatical mistakes, even when I'm typing as fast as I can, like I am now.

It's on at 10:00 GMT.

I did try, once... You shall never fathom the sheer depth of the horrifyingly traumatic experience such an inevitably fruitless endeavor can lead to.

I highly doubt anyone will get that reference... Then again, in the Tavern you never know...