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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrr (pirate speak for Ffffffffffffffffffuuuuuu) Ignore the ninja. He is jealous that we pirates can be hedonists who can overtly enjoy thrills and adventure while having rum by the barrel. Oh, did I mention the amazing piles of TREASURE we can plunder?! I will be sure to revel in all the pirate-themed mania until next sundown. Get your ale and join my crew, TiFers! Say, Vikings count too for the theme right? :D

Granted. That means you take his place and that means you kissed your sister to everyone's pleasure. I wish the pirate titles were permanent.

I wish I kept Quarter Master title. Too bad it's April Fools only.

I got my pirate ship ready! Let's set sail! :D Alg is my first mate, tripsis my navigator, and any other job is open. Who's in?!

Granted. Something funny would happen but it ruins the person's reputation. They don't feel hurt or broken, so it's still on the conditions. I wish Alg was female and had to wear cosplay dresses for the rest of his her life, all provided by the Gods for no charge.

That sucks It gets better. Watch the price is right or wheel of fortune sometime, and realize that when someone wins a car, they suddenly owe half the value of that car in income taxes. I think most people end up selling the car, or anything else expensive that they win, to pay for the tax on it. Not sounding like much of a victory if you ask me. It sounds more ideal to end up in second or third in those competitions (if they win anyway) just so they have a reward to enjoy. The government should be more convenient on game shows when it comes to winning high end prizes.

Banned because you aren't understanding the language of my signals. Nothing wrong with feeling nervous at a friend's desire for joy and fun in such a secluded place. I just wanted to play forum games with you. That's all.

Banned for saying your past self is older than you. That one is too young for my liking as a life-long friend.

How could I forget Xkcd? It's one of my favorite webcomics for its simple style making it easy to be frequent and its mass variety of jokes they use. As for other webcomics I forgot to mention, anyone ever read or have read Order of the Stick by chance?

Banned for implying I would be that kinky. I always invite people to have fun when the situation asks of it, instigating questionable shenanigans in the night being a mere bonus for the lucky people.

Couldn't find a thread about discussing Webcomics, so I will just make one. Couldn't think of what forum area to post in, so feel free to move it if its in the incorrect area. Is anyone on TiF in the habit or reading these things on the internet as one of your past times? Lately, I've been into at least four to five webcomics on a daily or weekly basis at the least and figured I will be searching out more later to kill time and amuse myself. Might as well construct some base to help others look for webcomics to dabble into or chat about. So, which ones do you read? Mine: *Homestuck. *Cyanide & Happiness. Black comedy is one of my food group diets. *Scandinavia and the World. A nation antromorphism comic which is about the political views and stereotypes from the views of the author. *Rare Candy Treatment. A Pokemon webcomic which makes fun of the weird things that people think or don't think about. *Gunnerkrigg Court. Only been as far as Chapter 19 since my progress through it has slowed down. *Awkward Zombie.

This. Oh. So. Much. I can't even begin to describe how frustrating that is. Most of the time, the teacher knows who did it but will punish the entire class in the hopes to get the class to turn against the student and get angry. All it does is frustrate everybody and makes the troublemaker's shenanigans more successful, and it's pointless. Even if the teacher doesn't know, it should be painfully obvious and the whole thing against "snitching" and "teacher's pets" mentality really makes it more difficult on the whole group as if they have to service the idiot who is dragging them down and not doing something about the teacher's pitiful way of dealing with the situation.

It's amazing what a little YouTubing can do. Two problems. 1. I don't have a bowl like that. 2. I don't have access to ice like that. Would be fun to try it out though. Nothing is more enjoyable than a cold Coca Cola on the spot. :^_^:

Any mention of the site IMDb has been recently getting on my nerves recently since it has correlation to my pet peeve of any discussion of celebrities. As much of a nice tool it can be to find if a show or film looks worth watching, it's starting to become irritating when people use it to start discussions on celebrity trivia in the middle of a movie discussion. I would like to talk about plot elements, not how much some actor got paid or some obscure facts relating to production. It also irritates me people will make their decisions about if something isn't worth seeing because they dislike some celebrity (that is usually a side character) for their opinions or beliefs.

Banned for not joining me on the balcony to share this bottle of Chianti while we observe the star-filled sky and ocean while deciding our future. We could've "gotten friendly" with each other on the beach as you "invade" my dream home and live out our lives... as good friends.

Oh yeah, I forgot I now have access to the full set.

What are "friends"? Sharing my drinks and food? It sounds like friends are a bad thing. :-( OT: Learning more of a subject you like to dabble into and thinking you were too well-versed to learn anything new. It's just enjoyable to know there is still more to find out.

Is it weird I can relate because I've met people like them and feel just as annoyed as you would when they get... talkative? I don't know if you just stay quiet or not, but I usually resort to light and snarky comments to make them notice their dim-witted nature to go from "Eww that's gross/disgusting/-insert bland verbiage relating to displeasure-" to various degrees of rage. It's the ones who whine about every minuscule thing and act like they have hypersensitivity that receive my ire the most.

Banned for dissing on chemistryyy.

I like mushrooms, but not a fan of onions. Cutting/cooking them makes my eyes burn. I never really tried mushrooms before. What do they taste/feel like?

Eating them too. The texture is just... bleugh.

You don't get taxed on it Really? That makes it better. Now, would the winner receive the 640M in increments over the years I take it? Tripsis, what about the maintenance and other tiny things? I know they're small but they do add up over time. Knowing you, there is a high chance you would buy LOTS of skittles and other sweets to where it rivals your other purchases combined. I don't think a house would be too worth it unless it's high-class hotels and just focus on traveling the planet for a few years. For some reason, I suck at being too extravagant. Either I am boring or just don't think on such grandiose scales. Curious, who thought of sparing money aside for charities that you think follow your ideals or mastering your hobbies with an unlimited resource at your disposal? Maintenance does add up, but still not comparable to the costs of the big purchase items. Buying a lifetime supply of skittles and dining out every night probably won't match up to a single house purchase. And you could probably purchase 20 mansion-sized houses. :P I'm obviously not an expert but I know several incredibly wealthy families so I like to think that I know the lifestyle a bit. They have the mansions (multiple), the private jets, they own part of NBA teams, they have the private home theatres, etc. But they still don't burn through hundreds of millions in just a few years. Okay. I guess an inevitable doomed state doesn't always happen from getting too into the spending. I don't know why, but the whole "mansion with everything you can do" just seems too much for me to handle and would tune me off. After some thought, I think it'd be more amusing to conjure up various creative uses than the general ones to get your dreams out of the way. For instance, I thought up this one. Since I would have a lot left over as you mentioned before, it would hardly cost me money if I did "social experiments" on people by seeking out those with potential to do great things in their future and offer them "deals" by giving them a few ten grand and make them meet conditions and keep tabs on them to see how it turns out. Your views may vary, but I think it'd be interesting to find unique and bizarre uses, even if they could help or hurt people out of your amusement. To add on, the only other proactive use I could think of was paying friends and teachers who were good to me that I considered amazing people but got the short end of the stick by paying their tuition or helping them advance in their careers, which is the only thing I would do that is legitimately kind aside from charities in groups that match my ideals. Yeah, I think playing Mephistopheles without the cruel twist backstabbing is where I would fully go towards. @ezeei: Is 640M enough to even buy out Jagex? It would seem like a terrible investment for just one game. :unsure:

You don't get taxed on it Really? That makes it better. Now, would the winner receive the 640M in increments over the years I take it? Tripsis, what about the maintenance and other tiny things? I know they're small but they do add up over time. Knowing you, there is a high chance you would buy LOTS of skittles and other sweets to where it rivals your other purchases combined. I don't think a house would be too worth it unless it's high-class hotels and just focus on traveling the planet for a few years. For some reason, I suck at being too extravagant. Either I am boring or just don't think on such grandiose scales. Curious, who thought of sparing money aside for charities that you think follow your ideals or mastering your hobbies with an unlimited resource at your disposal?

Might as well throw my own two geepees on this matter. I think it would eventually be released but, like the dragon platebody, it will most likely have been outdated before it makes an appearance. Of course, I said "most likely" because even if it won't compare to weapons like the chaotic maul, it could have the potential to redeem warhammer weapons, which has been the laughing stock since Classic, in the game with an amazing special attack like the dragon claws did for its respective class of weapons. On the top of my head, I cannot recall any other great one-handed crushing weapons for practical use aside from the Statius Warhammer (which is usually reserved for certain boss monsters due to the impractical degrading) so it might show shine in that category as well. Since it's a dragon weapon, would it be okay if I can theorize any special attacks?

Oh god, I forgot to imagine how annoying your family and neighbors would be begging you for a hundred here and there. Assuming you can receive the millions privately, I doubt I could have any peace knowing certain family members like to talk too much. Come to think of it, I would rather just return the money and take 10 million at most to avoid the massive irritation.