Kirschen

Banned for coming back after randomly vanishing. Now to make up for that lost time with creativity in the cruelty potential of these games.

Granted. To make up for it, you feel more and more tired each night until you fall asleep for the rest of your life. Enjoy that pseudo coma. I wish there was a book to help be creative on my cruelty and jerk-like behavior in /fg/.

Banned for being a laughable and disposable chew toy to them.

For some fun in making this blog more fine and eloquent, I will call myself the "Connoisseur of Cruelty". It sounded fancy, brutal, and the discussions of experts in one blog makes one question if this is really a fancy home where Will's entourage just sit and joke over treats while they discuss their story. That could be an interesting art piece.

I am too subtle to troll directly, so I'll just sip this drink and laugh.

Banned because human beings are the worst.

I could always withdraw my vote to break the tie, Foo. :ph34r:

I don't like it either. It sounds like a 10 year old was left in a recording studio for an hour or so. Seems like something people would only listen to while high... I still haven't listened to dubstep, so I still assume that it's a load of sounds without any voices.

Back in my day, our decade started with the end of a war.

Banned because I am feeling rather cruel and sadistic tonight.

Because time won't mess with an inpatient person immediately. Did you know Ravens never forget a face?

Banned because I am in a depressed mood state right now.

Granted. When it goes outside, it gets attacked by hawks, has its body finished off by vultures, and you have no choice but to watch because the door was fitted only for the dog. I wish I could get my family to not undermine me.

Banned because puns are the lowest form of wit.

You get fired the first day. I wish my cat wasn't a troll.

Banned for generic and mundane personal reason that is the result of a ridiculously silly misunderstanding.

*grumbles at not being able to play literal genie but I honor your wish* I wish I could get paid for being a slacker.

The area between Valhalla and the underworld. Naps.

Granted, but the vagueness allows me to toy with it to make me a god and you my eternal and immortal servant. I wish I had something to do.

Amusement. Favorite useless item?

Granted, but only admins and mods can post there. I wish I found my calling.

Something for me to kill. Loki, the norse god of trickery and deceit.

Banned because my nostalgia goggles still haven't finished calibrating to your new avatar.

As someone who doesn't use Amazon. I did not know this, so I may try this out. Did you know I never call myself a "troll" despite my mischievous behavior?

No, it requires you to be on an internet browser. I am a cruel person.