Piscis_Rex

If a friend is playing the same game as I am, I check if I can join them now, or if I can join them soon, but apart from that no

Spyro games really seemed to go downhill after it left the original Playstation, that may have just been me becoming more mature though

Rule 34 of the internet is that if it exists, there must be porn of it Rule 35 of the internet is that if it exists and there is not porn of it, porn of it must be created anyway, back on topic now, it's fairly obvious the internet is stimulating for the brain, provided you're looking and intellectually stimulating material, and not just browsing the archives of lolcats.com

I film the mudfight and put it on youtube, I now have a billion views

granted, you now worship yahoo I wish I didn't have parents evening on thursday, or any day for that matter

I take the black hole and use it as a vacuum cleaner to tidy my room, I now have a very tidy room

granted, but it turns out he was me I wish my eyes did this :shock:

First paragraph of your post :thumbup: :lol: Second paragraph :thumbdown: Epic Fail. well, I wasn't really thinking and it was a swiss army knife that was closed when I threw it but then it opened in midair, I felt really stupid afterwards :oops:

StickyTheTwigMan - The only person to take on the dragon and live, oh, nevermind

You get urinated on by a hobo for not posting a wish I wish I had a light bulb face :idea:

Well, at the school I used to go to, there was this bush that had these red bulbs growing on it, and inside these bulbs were these little seeds which made you itch like hell, so I put a bunch in my brother's underwear drawer, hilarity ensued I also threw a knife at my brother once

it is, but it's too good, and everyone gets sick of how good it is I wish I had a bigger guitar amp

granted, but I beat you over the head with a megametre of steel, then a hobo urinates on you I wish for a conundrum

Granted, but you buy too many McDonalds and become to fat to reach your wallet I wish my business studies coursework was finished, and good

Texas barbecue flavour pringles, I could eat a whole tube of them on my own, or the spicy monster munch and doritos

how is that funny? 'cause he's correcting his spelling but he's still spelling the word "yourselves" wrong

hey guys, I need help getting the IWHBYD skull, I'm doing it on normal, I started the level from the beginning and I've killed the prophet of truth and I'm doing the rings in the right order but the skull just won't appear anyone got any idea why?

granted, however you're a lion, but you get caught by poachers and sold and then skinned and made into a jacket, which is bought by a big fat smelly man, so now you're a a XXL smelly lion jacket I wish I was my friend sam, who is super amazing he forced me to write that

granted, but it explodes, and YOU DIE!! I wish I wasn't in school at the moment

I have never owned an iPod, and most likely never will, as my 4GB creative zen V Plus, which cost me half as much as an iPod nano of the same size, serves the purpose of allowing me to listen to music on the move perfectly well

Evil Villains - 9 Comedy - 10 Evil Stuff - 13 Randomness - 16

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Granted, but you get caught by the ghost busters who slap you for looking at people naked I wish I had done my English Coursework

^ Wrong, you just posted 12, again so we're actually on XIV

how you guys managed 25 posts about bad TV shows without Big Brother coming up, seriously, how could you possibly get anything worse than that show? especially big brother live which seems to be mainly just the "contestants" asleep, are there really people sitting at home watching this at about 2 in the morning going "OMG!!! she rolled over!!!"