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Piscis_Rex

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  1. Granted, you remember it, but it wasn't very good I wish for socks
  2. Granted, but it's a peanut cake, also, you're now allergic to peanuts I wish I didn't have any work to do
  3. For your next assignment, you have to kill 258 TzTok-Jads
  4. it doesn't, but your life is taken in exchange I wish Age of Mythology would download faster
  5. It didn't, it died from mercury poisoning I wish I had absolute power
  6. Granted, but as it happens I have acid tears, which burn all your teeth off, also, I kick you in the crotch for licking my face I wish I had a can of coke
  7. The radiation gives me super powers (obviously) which I use to break out of the radiation room TPUM will be crushed beneath a mountain of old mobile phones
  8. Granted, but everyone throws it at you I wish I had a tasty meat based dish for my dinner
  9. granted, it's a talking cat, but you annoyed it, so now it's not speaking to you anymore I wish it could be christmas everyday
  10. I fight off the pandas using my legendary karate skills and they all go tumbling off a mountaintop into a pit of [bleep]es TPUM will be crushed by a barrage of red pandas while hanging out in a pit of [bleep]es (oh, and by the way kehllz, you lose points for using the "my [blank] was [blank] so it simply grows back" method of survival twice)
  11. granted, they're on your head I wish for unwhirled peas
  12. Granted, but you get caught in a situation much like the film "Groundhog Day" except it's more like "Groundhog Year" and you go insane I wish I could skip the next 26 days to my birthday
  13. (^^you didn't escape from your execution, you lose points) it turns out the insects don't like human flesh, but what they do like is rope, so they eat all the rope and so I take off the gag and climb out of the whole TPUM will be beaten to death with their own skull (extra points if you get the reference)
  14. Granted, but it gets exposed to radiation and transforms into a giant super pig, it then eats you and goes to destroy tokyo, in years to come it will be known as the wrath of Pigzilla I wish I didn't have to go back to school on monday
  15. erm... warmth, simple as
  16. Yes, because a person's definition of the term "best" is based on their own views and opinions, therefore, for the right person RnB is the best genre of music RnB is the worst genre of music ever
  17. Granted, but they're far too big, so they break all your other teeth, then everyone laughs at you. I wish I had some glasses
  18. fine, but because your wish didn't get corrupted, this post is spam, so it will be deleted, meaning your wish was never granted I wish people would stop posting the stupid "I wish my wish didn't get corrupted" wish, or any variant of said wish
  19. Perfect Dark, I just thought that it was more fun although I remember that with both games, everyone would always just go for the short characters so it was harder to kill them
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