Piscis_Rex

*Insert Criminal/Intelligence agency* is hunting my penis, do you have somewhere I can hide it? If someone puts you in a sack it's because I asked for you for Christmas and one that's guaranteed NOT to work: You're dad must be a thief, 'cause I'm sure that's my car you arrived in

I get bored of all this talk of heresies such as gravity and friction, so I devote the rest of my life to filling the bottomless pit you guys are hanging out in

elephant meat

You do, but you also get murdered I wish I would get murdered

It is, but only because I choked you I wish my face looked like this

If you can, get your parents involved, he'll take them more seriously Am I the only one thinking we should have a ridiculous problems sticky?

ok... do I use m or h? I'll do one for both homous meatballs

Magic - 11 Comedy - 11 Evil Stuff - 7 Randomness - 24

Olive

Granted, but because there's no maths, all of modern society collapses, we're now all barbarians I wish I had an mp3 player

No, but I'll bet he didn't use any face paint or such because so many believe in our politically incorrect idea of a white Jesus. Which has actually come to annoy me In all fairness though, if he had changed the colour of his skin he would've gotten into even more trouble

I shine it in your eyes, which makes it slightly difficult for you to see, then I decapitate you, I now have a head

For not posting a wish you are condemned to a billion years of watching re-runs of the show you couldn't possibly hate more I wish for fish in a dish

It's on the 5th of November, I doubt you'll have heard of it if you don't live in Britain though

It's an English holiday, celebrating the day we foiled a plot to blow up the houses of parliament, we celebrate by having fireworks and bonfires and such, it's all very good fun. Anyway, I'm not really planning anything, might go down to one of the fireworks displays that happen around where I live

Granted, but they're too good, and then you get murdered by an angry mob I wish this wish didn't suck so bad

granted, your face gets pushed into a hot plate of lasagna, giving you horrible burns which everyone then laughs at you for. I wish for time

I murder you for being slightly disgusting, then I feed your corpse to a dog, which I then feed to a shark, I now have a content shark

Granted, but only because anyone who could possibly stand against you inexplicably dies, you're now the ruler of six kittens and the fat kid from school I wish for a toy sword

that's my phone at the moment, it's not got any cool features on it, except for snake, which is possibly the greatest game ever designed ever

Granted, it has everyone else's corpses in it instead I wish I was better at paintball

Fishboy (comics) > Shark > Squid > Colossal Squid Satan

I beat you to death with it, I now have a dead body

Fix'd. ;) You only need the lettery bit. (dDQOpsm7ey4, in this case) you think that's bad? that was possibly the most awesome thing I ever seen

Not exactly doodling, but whenever I get bored whilst I'm using one of the school computers I like to find random photos of animals on the internet and put cartoonish facial features on them, I'll upload some tomorrow for people who don't quite get what I'm saying