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I spread my arms and legs out and stop myself on the sides of the hole, using my awesome ninja skills I flip myself out, during the flip I kick you in the head TPUM will be drowned in the urine of a thousand hobos

You say you were wondering what kind of imbecile would pay. Now I'm sitting here wondering what kind of imbecile stops at clothes

Yes, in fact, you get all the points, noone else can have any now, well done and as for Wongtong's escape, she got lucky... this time back to business, I grab you as I fall back into the portal, forcing you to close them, then I grab your portal making device create the two portals again, and push you into them as for TPUM, they find themselves being slowly lowered into a pool containing crocodiles, crocodiles with bears on their backs, bears with scissors

A long time ago in a past, teachers had giant machines that slaughtered all children. However, now they eat monstrous amounts of cute chickens that are dangerous because they like to. On Sundays, cookies are slowly melted down to save the planet of New Zealand. The planet USA, however, tried to erect a statue which they believed would lead to the discovery of plankton! Which is very easy to eat without teeth because it has microscopic organsims. Pigs aren't too keen on swimming with alligators, crocodiles however, they really like to fly with mudkips. They like slaughtering eachother quickly. One day, an H-Bomb exploded, but nothing has destroyed mankind. Elephants, whose bank statements are very cool are likely to buy melted cheese. However, Stereotypes are a really nice thing. Grammar Nazis are epic phails, but they help to watch youtube videos of paris hilton, which does not rick roll people. A plot is something nice and warm. People should shove icecubes up their nostrils, because teh_langzor says so as he is really really hot... Not! Someday someone died because they wanted him alive. Gehackte is cool. Suddenly, a dragon killed a zombie, but it survived. And it went to the hospital. Unfortunally the hospital said: "You son, only you have enough power to automatically parse URLS. The Zombie was diagnosed with testicular... arthritis. The cure is playing with a really big shrimp that will shoop da whoop. Out of nowhere, Mollypop came and killed every person. Then, Captain Falcon licked my armpit it was salty, and he seeked the Holy Grail. On his quest, signatures owned him. Then Rick Astley flew down to read the Necronomicon Galaxy to kids, in which he starred as the faliure of life, jimmyw3000 was his..... noob for life. Then a lobster ate him. Pigs fly out my window into the Shadow Moses Island. Everyone loves Pickles. Except for the overlord boris5000. Chuck is whack. Pepper is for killing guthan312 that famous nub who likes stinky socks. "That go in the oven!" said the Remote Control. "No it doesn't!" Yelled the iPod, shouting "LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY JJJJJJJJJJJJJJENKINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!#@!@#$!#@%r#%@&*&^^$%3465345." Suddenly,a kitty died from eating vegitarian food from Silver_Wits house. I, Gallade64, pwn everyone. Fortunately, Ouchy_S rescued the food from Wongtong, so she ate more cookies, instead of glass...Then, Danno385 owned a glass menagerie. Danno385 is stupid. His sister pwns. Gallade64 Falcon Punched yo mama to try and copy fifty twss onto a large mudkip. The Large Mudkip evolved into a Chuck Norris clone whose power level was below -50. Goldblade29 is leet. Goldblade29 then died from Captain Falcon's bad looks. His dog likes men who make cheeseburgers and work in a really big nuclear disposal facility. This Nuclear place was secretly a lol cat farm. The small farm hosted gatherings of flamingo's that moo'ed. But Superman came and ate kryptonite which didn't exist. This somehow stopped Googlebombing tip.it to the power of -9000. Then, Tip.it pwned Rune HQ. Courage is the seventh cat on some sweet benches that were fluorescent that turns dreams into glass. Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is the name of the game where everyone is spontaneously combusting to pornographic images. Doctors fled to Cuba for more porn involving sexy Dragoonson (-plastic surgery enhanced genitals-) and so they got a dog whose leg was

Granted, but it's pink and covered in flowers and other unmanly things, as you ride it around everyone laughs at you, I assume this will lead to a whirlwind of slaughter I wish that someone would post on this thread

Ok, here's the deal, one person has to post how they're going to kill the next person, and the person that posts next has to post how they'll escape from the previous person's method of execution and then post how they'll kill the next person. Example: Person 1: I will kill the next person by locking them in a room with a hungry tiger Person 2: I pimp slap the tiger so it knows who's boss, then with it's help, escape from the room I'll kill the next person by tying them to the back of a boat and dragging them until they drown and so on and so forth Points are awarded for elaborate and ridiculous methods of execution and particularly daring escapes, points are deducted for mundane killing strategies and unfeasible escapes which rely heavily on magic powers and/or ridiculous gadgets I'll kill the next person by tying them to the tracks of a rollercoaster and starting it

granted, but the crane isn't a bird, and the heron's driving it, and guess what Lenin, all the herons hate you, oh yeah, the crane has a big, [bleep]y, flaming wrecking ball on it, and you have no way to escape, muahahahahahaha. That's a ridiculous method of execution almost worthy of a James bond villain I wish for a million Santa hats (In real life)

I won't use myself or other people as an example of why my kids are wrong, if that doesn't make any sense, the examples below should help explain: "well, you should be good a [X], I was always good at [X]" OR "why can you never hand your work in, your [Friend/Brother/Sister] always could" (this one's even worse if the person being referred to is dead) This doesn't help, if anything, it just makes the child resent the person being used as an example, well, it did for me anyway

:shock: then you'd have SIXTEEN sets of great grand parents, let me do the maths here (4*2)+(8*2)+(16*2)=96!!! that's like a freaking army, but most great grandparents are old, so they may not be that effective

I'm not a vegetarian, and I have nothing against them, unless they try to coerce/force me to become one, that just gets on my nerves

I'm the guy who's always sarcastic about everything, even when the situation really doesn't call for it, I'm also the guy who comments on other people's grammar when he really doesn't need to

I wouldn't say it's exactly the same concept as having a misshapen nose, as for the kid, his parents didn't choose to give him a misshapen nose, it just sort of happened. The kid named Adolf Hitler though, his parents made that choice, and there's no way they couldn't be aware of the consequences

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Halo 3 on legendary

First I would laugh at the people who elected me into power, then continue to laugh as my country collapses while I escape with all the money

There's seems to be this new thing going around, where instead removing letters from what they're writing to make it more difficult to read, they're actually adding them in

Y'know he probably went insane because of people making fun of his name all the time, I doubt he saw the funny side

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granted, but you drive it so fast it goes into orbit I wish I had a cool beard

I only really like the stunts that are actually the crazy, dangerous kind, not the weird disgusting kind, like the time they made and omelette by eating the raw ingredients, throwing it up and frying it

"A hero of war, is that what they see? Just medals and scars, so damn proud of me" - Hero of War, Rise Against "Love, loss, like a bullet's path, tear through, the cavity of my chest" - From Heads Unworthy, Rise Against "Chairs thrown and tables toppled, hands armed with broken bottles, standing no chance to win, but, we're not running, we're not running" - Behind Closed Doors, Rise Against "All because of you, I haven't slept in so long and when I do I dream, of drowning in the ocean" - The Good Left Undone, Rise Against

- When you get put with someone who is far too good for the skill level they're playing at - When one person can dominate a game just because they were the first to get a particular weapon or vehicle - When one team is given a ridiculous advantage of the other because of where they spawned

I used to get on pretty well with the guy who worked at this doughnut kiosk in my city, he used to give me an extra doughnut when I went there :

granted, it's also perm banned I wish my mp3 player didn't break so often

So I was wondering, are you guy's avatars/Miis based on yourself? are they based on celebrities? or on video game characters? are they just random? or are they just the first choice the console gave you? As for me, I tried to base my avatar on myself as much as possible, but sometimes I'll leave out features that are considered bad (slight podginess)