Piscis_Rex

Generally the end pieces get left until the rest of the bread has been eaten, I find that the end pieces used together are great for making cheese toasties

Getting people to believe things that clearly aren't true. When I'm having an argument and they try to get support from somebody else, but the person they turn to agrees with me. When I've just irrefutably proved someone wrong, and they try to continue arguing, but they just can't. Yeah... I don't make friends easily

Hairline Fracture - Rise Against

Hey guys, So my 360's broken, it shows one section of the ring light as red, I have done everything the xbox website has suggested that I can do to fix it at home and so I'm going to have to send it back to microsoft to be repaired, so I was wondering can anyone tell me how much it's going to cost to send it off and have it repaired? I live in the UK and my warranty has expired

Yes, we're the most intelligent beings found in this universe so far BY US, how can you possibly prove that there is not an alien race somewhere that is incredibly more intelligent than us, that have perhaps even already found us but just left us alone because of our immense stupidity?

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Granted, you start remembering to not post a wish instead I wish my mum wasn't being so annoying :evil:

Granted, now he thinks you're a douchebag I wish I had done my french coursework

You Always Sing the Same - Red Hot Chili Peppers

Granted, they fall off I wish for the secret formula to coke

granted, it's 20ft tall and it crushes your car I wish for cataracts

You wish for a house, unfortunately, the house is infested with bats, cats, rats, gnats and anything else which ends in "ats", also, it falls on you and you die, along with your family I wish for a guided tour of Buckingham Palace

Enter Shikari - Enter Shikari

Twnety-nine and I'm feelin' fine

Punch Me I Bleed - Children of Bodom

To Hell we Ride - Lostprophets

Dead Ringer - Rise Against

You Eclipsed By Me - Atreyu

Domino's Pizza > KFC > Subway > Burger King and McDonalds (tie) > Pizza Hut Pizza Hut is low, not because it's bad, but because of the general feeling of disappointment I get whenever I go there, I always expect so much more than I get :(

But surely if the big bang created the universe, me getting killed by anything is only possible because of the big bang, therefore, it's the big bang's fault

Granted, but you're not immortal, so you die of cancer I wish for fish

I was on a ship during the Cold War, times were tough, half the crew had come down with cabin fever, but luckily, our recent recruitment drive had supplied us with plenty of spare hands. My lieutentant came to me and said "Captain, I think we should turn back" "Nonsense." I replied "We could be making history here my friend, and besides, we'll be in royal trouble if we return without the russian's secret plans for the dig site" "But we can't stay here sir" he pleaded "Half the crew are dead and there is talk of mutiny" "Then I find myself between a rock and a hard place, I can't turn back, and I can't stay out" "Well, I will follow your orders sir, not matter what" and with that, he left. All of the ship's guns had failed, I attributed this to the devious minds of those blasted mutineers, we had resorted to using some spare timber we had on board to build an ancient weapon, I called over one of the crew, "You there! How is the catapult construction going" I demanded "construction proceeds as planned sir, we should be finished by sundown" Replied the young man "Very good, and put that cigarette out smoking kills y'know" "Yes sir, right away sir" said the frightened sailor, flicking his cigarette overboard" That night we made contact with a russian ship, the man were scared, that ship had guns, all we had were 5 catapults and a bunch of rocks, I tried to boost moral, "A king's ransom for the catapult crew who's shot sinks that ship!" I yeled, there was a sudden chorus of deep twanging noises as all 5 catapults loosed their projectiles at once, none of them hit, this was going to be a tough battle. Later that night, after our glorious victory, I rested in my cabin when I heard a knock at the door, a young man who's badge told me that his name was Kennith came, he said he was worried about the part of the sea we were sailing in, I listened to Kennith's concerns and tried to calm him down, "don't worry lad, you saw how we handled ourselves against that ship back then, we can defeat anything on the water" "It's not something on the water I'm worried about" The small man said, nervously "It's what lies below" To be Continued... Perhaps Do I win? I know the story wasn't very good, but it makes sense and I managed to get 11 quests in

I'd hardly call it an epic win, since while your argument made you sound smart, you're still dead. So due to the lack of epicness (and to certain extent, the lack of win) I'm stil alive TPUM will get so addicted to a game that they forget to eat and die of starvation

Granted, it's now hailing I wish for a toaster

He never said you were in Brazil, just that it was a Brazilian tribal hunter Because you just told me I now know that an M4 will automatically chamber a round, so I use the one shot to kill the guy I'm playing with and beat the guy guarding the door to death with the gun then run for it. TPUM will be the guy guarding the door in the above scenario