Blaze The Movie Fan

Sahara. Would you rather misspell everything for the rest of your life or not ever having a boyfriend/girlfriend?

A woman. Dumbed down

Banned for having a licking avatar and a signature I don't understand.

^Wrong. <Has a crappy job. VDoesn't like his/her job either.

Granted, but I'm not telling you how it's a reference. I wish for four weddings and a funeral.

"You're not funny." said the kid, "Aw come on kid, I am funny." said the clown, "No you're not." said the kid. Banned for noticing me saying ""You're not funny." said the kid, "Aw come on kid, I am funny." said the clown, "No you're not." said the kid."

Nope. Wugmasterx

Granted. I wish for 5 gangsters who would follow me anywhere and protect me no matter what.

I killed 305 greater demons and got the following drops: 8 Steel hatchets 40 Threads 4 Steel battleaxes 2063 Fire runes 2 Mithril kiteshields 30 Death runes 8 Tunas 6 Steel 2h swords 165 Chaos runes 16900 Coins 3 Uncut sapphires 2 Rune full helms Adamant platelegs Uncut ruby I also pickpocketed 342 knights today. After I was I done fighting greater demons I decided to do what my slayer master wants me to do, tomorrow I'll fight bloodvelds.

That's not true, the thing I say after "banned for saying" is always different. Banned for that.

Wrong, it's classified as fruit by most people, not particularly scientists. There are 50 states in total in the United States of America.

Noobs4life2? There is a sequel? I haven't even heard of the original. Banned for that.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha, yeah right!!!", said the clown. Banned for noticing me saying ""Ha ha ha ha ha ha, yeah right!!!", said the clown."

I'm not married. TPUM has a boyfriend/girlfriend.

But I do. TPUM has an amazing wife/husband.

Not really, but I am a Pokémon fan. TPUM wastes most of his time in RuneScape fighting monsters.

Banned for being a warrior of some sort...

Granted, you get 23 US cents. I wish for a wife that only cares about me, nothing else.

Banned because I never assumed it was.

Disaster Movie Your father

^Wrong. <Doesn't have cream in his pie. VIs a dude/dudette.

I don't even know what that is. TPUM has never been to a mental hospital.

Your city is blown up so fast there is no time to escape.

I don't need to give a reason to hate you, I just do.

What do you mean?