This isn't nasty, just funny. Okay, so I was eating lunch at a museum cafeteria with some friends (I sometimes go on field trips with some of my friends that are also homeschooled), and I had a sandwich made with my dads homemade bread (my dad doesn't believe in bread with too much air in it, I sometimes call his bread "brickbread"). Anyway, I made some comment about my sandwich, and my friend offers me a doller if he could have one whack at it. I wasn't gonna eat it anyway, so I give him the green light. So he slams his fist down on it as hard as he can, and nothing happens to it. Sorry if that was a little long...