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Unbelievable... I was doing a little surfing looking for another song to victimize, when on Lyricsfreak, I found Renegade by Styx, thinking it might be my next victim. However, someone has beaten me to it. You know how the song starts: "Oh mama..." Well, it starts with "Osama..." And it goes on from there. Anyway, I guess I'll leave that one alone and find another worthy victim for a Runescape parody. - Sligo

Ask people how to make their items into notes. Eat all the chocolate bars you can find. (Moreover, buy chocolate bars from the vendors in the Gnome Tree for food, not for herblore) Walk up to someone who is obviously doing something like wood cutting or mining, and ask, "What are you doing?" Walk into an area with a lot of coal rocks and ask "Where are the coal rocks I can mine?" When mining, claim a rock as your own. Get mad and threaten to report people who mine the rock that you've claimed. When people ask for advice, tell them wrong. Walk to Varrock circle and ask "Is this Varrock?" If someone has a pick-pocket victim cornered, attack and kill it. Never teleport. Even if you can use high-alc, use low alc instead. Stand by the gate or door of a guild and ask people "What's in there? How do I get in there? Can I borrow your (item necessary to get in there)?" Stand by the gate between Lumbridge and Al Kharid and ask people to give you 10gp so you can get through. Stand in an uncrowded bank, saying "Buying P-hat" or "Buying Santa" or whatever rare, discontinued, or non-tradable item. Stay there for at least one hour, if not longer. If people tell you that said item isn't tradable, insist that it is, then continue shouting that you want to buy it.

My next victim: Don Henley's Dirty Laundry... In the Wildy I make my living in the wilderness IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ll sneak up behind you, I must confess People hate it when they miss They avoid the wildy Well, I coulda been a miner, but I wound up here I just have to fight good, IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ll always be near Come into my lair I own the wildy Kill ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¹Ãâem when theyÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢re up Kill ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¹Ãâem when theyÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢re down Kill ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¹Ãâem when theyÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢re up Kill ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¹Ãâem when theyÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢re down Kill ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¹Ãâem when theyÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢re up Kill ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¹Ãâem when theyÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢re down Kill ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¹Ãâem when theyÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢re up Kill ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¹Ãâem all around We got the silly little dragons, at level five IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ll lie there and wait then spit in your eye ItÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s interesting when people die Up in the wildy Can I catch the runner? Is the noob dead yet? You know my mates in Edgeville got a Running bet Can I pk a barrows set? I need noobs in wildy You donÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t really need to find out whatÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s going on You donÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t really want to know just how far youÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ve gone IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ll catch you when youÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢re alone Up in the wildy Kill ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¹Ãâem when theyÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢re up Kill ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¹Ãâem when theyÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢re down Kill ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¹Ãâem when theyÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢re up Kill ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¹Ãâem when theyÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢re down Kill ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¹Ãâem when theyÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢re up Kill ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¹Ãâem when theyÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢re down Kill ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¹Ãâem for their stuff Kill ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¹Ãâem all around Wildy has no secrets I donÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t tell no lies When you come into the wildy, youÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢re gonna die I love to cut you down to size I love the wildy I can do all the emotes I can dance and sing When itÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s said and done IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ve pkÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢d everything In the wilderness, I am king! Come into the wildy! - Sligo

Here's one that happened today: Offer to buy a ring of wealth for 65k.

Another Queen song falls victim. However, I need a little help with this one because I couldn't think of a good rhyme for the chorus. Bicycle Race becomes Runescaper.... Runescaper Runescaper Runescaper I want to play Runescaper Runescaper Runescaper I want to play my Runescape I want to play it now I want to play my Runescape I want to play it all the time You say black, I say knight You way bark, I say fight! You say shark, I say hey man Bass was never my scene And I donÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t like swordies You say gold I say bank You say God I say Zamorak You say Lord I say Sara I donÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t get into Treasure trails Wilderness or Guthix Tales All I wanna do is Runescaper Runescaper Runescaper I want to play my Runescape I want to play it now I want to play my Runescape I want to play it New updates are coming your way So log off and rest now, oh yeah New quests now to brighten my day So letÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s solves all those puzzles oh yeah Type my name, my pass, go! Runescape quest Runescape quest Runescape quest Runescaper Runescaper Runescaper I want to play my Runescape Runescaper Runescape Runescaper Runescape quest You say party I say hat You say friends I say chat Hot dog I say cool it noob I donÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t want to want to be the president of my high school You say chores, I say no Do them now I say oh YouÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢re grounded I say not now IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m in the middle of Regicide Desert Treasure anÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ Recruitment Drive Cause all I wanna do is Runescaper (hey) Runescaper (hey) Runescaper I want to play Runescaper Runescaper (come on!) Runescaper I want to play my Runescape I want to play it now I want to play my Runescape I want to play it all the time - Sligo

Since Queen was always my favorite band when I was growing up, here's an offering based on Queen's awesome song, Somebody to Love. This is called Somebody to Trade... Can anybody find me somebody to trade? Each morning I log in I beg a little Can barely stand in the bank Take a look at the noobs and cry Lord what are you doing to me? IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ve spend all my years in playing you But I just canÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t get no relief, Lord Somebody, somebody Can anybody find me somebody to trade? I train hard every day of my life I train and bury the bones At the end I take home my hard earned drops all on my own ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Ãâ I get back to the bank And I deposit my stuff Till the bankÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s run out of room Lord ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Ãâ somebody ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Ãâ somebody Can anybody fine me ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Ãâ somebody to trade? (He trains hard) Everyday ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Ãâ I kill and I kill and I kill ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Ãâ But everybody put me on ignore They say IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m a total noob They say I got a lot of scams in my plan Got no valuables I got nobody left in my friends Yeah ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Ãâ yeah yeah yeah Oh Lord Somebody ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Ãâ somebody Can anybody find me somebody to trade? Got no gold, I got no p-hats I just keep losing my runes IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m ok, IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m alright AinÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t gonna face no report I just gotta get out of this banishment Someday IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m gonna play again, Lord! Find me somebody to trade Can anybody find me somebody to trade? - Sligo

John Mellencamp's Authority Song is my next victim: The Kalphite Song: She likes to get you in a compromising position She likes to get you there and rip into your face She thinks sheÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s so tough when she has you in that position Well I think IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m a total disgrace I fight the kalphite, the kalphite always wins I fight the kalphite, the kalphite always wins I been doing it since I was a young noob But I keep tryinÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ I fight the kalphite, the kalphite always wins So I p.m. Zezima I say, ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¢â¬ÅGimme some help hereÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬ÃâÃ

Here's more: 1. Go to a slayer dungeon and kill slayer monsters for no particular reason other than to steal slayer kills from players on slayer missions. 2. Ask people to teleport you to lumbridge, even though you really don't want or need to go there. 3. Ask to buy 1 law rune, then offer worthless stuff in trade for it.

Here's some you missed: Try to use chat effects, but do it incorrectly. e.g.: whte:why isn't this chat fx wrkg? Spam your friends by constantly toggling your private chat setting Tell people who are ignoring you that they are using an auto-er and report them. Claim that you are related to a Runescape staffer. Spam the screen with repeated characters. e.g.: --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Experiment with chat effects using repeated characters in crowded areas, like banks or popular fishing spots. Stand in a bank and yell out "I need a job!" but when someone offers you one, refuse to do it, claiming that it's boring or something. Go on to various suggestions forums and suggest things that are on the restricted lists, like horses, light sabers and console game versions. Go on to various market forums and offer to sell stuff you don't have, or offer to buy stuff you can't afford. And, most importantly, announce your sales in the wrong forums. And, the best noob rule there is: With a new character, continue an activity that got your previous character banned.

Lol... To quote Larry Bird: "I ain't gonna sing." I have an idea for another song... Gotta read the original lyrics to see if it's compatible. It would be more along the lines of Rune-runecape - that is a song about the people who play the game rather than events in the game itself. We'll see what happens...

I've started, now I can't stop. Lynyrd Skynyrd is the victim this time, with the song "Gimme Three Steps." In this, the title doesn't change... I was deep in the wild Feeling pretty mild Tracking down a level three clue When up comes a man With a bow in his hand And he was looking for you know who He said, ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¢â¬Åhey there fellow, With the hair colored yellow, Watcha tryinÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ to do? ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¹ÃâCause IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m hunting noobs Stealing their goods And IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m here to own you!ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬ÃâÃ

Thanks, Bubsa... Ok. So I have too much time on my hands (uh, oh, that's another song...) But as I'm listening to music working on stuff, I heard this song and I had to adapt it. Susudio by Phil Collins, now it's Rune-runescape by Sligo ThereÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s this game thatÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s been on my mind All the time, Rune-runescape oh oh Now they donÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t even know my name But I donÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t care, I play it just the same Rune-runescape oh oh Oh I just login and IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m there I can play it anywhere ItÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s all I need, all my life It is so fun, if I just say the word Rune-runescape, just say the word Oh Rune-runescape Now I know that IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m too young My life has just begun Rune-runescape oh oh Oh give me a chance, give me a sign IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ll play it anytime Rune-runescape oh oh Ah, IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ve got to play it, play it now IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ve got to level up but I donÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t know how It makes me nervous and makes me scared But It is so fun if I just say the word Rune-runescape just say the word Oh Rune-runescape, oh Ah, ItÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s all I need all of my life It is so fun if I just say the word Rune-runescape I just say the word Oh Rune-runescape I just say the word Oh Rune-runescape IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ll say the word Rune-runescape oh oh oh Just say the word (This one really didn't take that long to adapt - many of the lyrics really didn't get changed from the original) Now... Do I re-write Styx's "Too Much Time on My Hands" or not? I'll think about it.

Ok. So I wrote my own... This is to the song "Sounds of Silence" by Simon and Garfunkel. It's called the Realm of Runescape: Hello Runescape, my old friend IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ve come to play on you again Today IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m a thief softly creeping Steeling seeds the farmerÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s keeping And the herb seed that was planted in the plain Still remains Within the Realm of Runescape In wilderness I walked alone Narrow paths of earth and stone Wishing there was a street lamp I turned north into the banditsÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ camp When my back was stabbed by the flash of a weaponÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s bite I turned to fight And touched the Realm of Runescape And in the Varrock bank I saw Then thousand players, maybe more People selling without speaking People begging without buying People casting spells with runes they refused to share But no one dare Disturb the Realm of Runescape ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¢â¬ÅNoobs,ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬ÃâÃ

Only in Runescape does a scarecrow actually work. Only in Runescape will someone watch your plants for you for a couple buckets of ....

What skill would filling a vial with water raise if it did give experience? I can't think of one that would make sense, unless there's a new skill "container filling" which means you'd get experience filling buckets with milk, sand, compost or water; jugs with water; vials; etc. Then, there would be level requirements. I.E. You have to have level 10 "container filling" in order to milk a cow. Sorry. My sarcasm blocker isn't working right today. I guess I need to return it for a refund. Now here's an idea that would help fill your containers - New spells: Nature + water: Fills all containers you are holding with water. Nature + earth: Fill all buckets you are holding with sand. Nature + chaos + earth: Fill all buckets you are holding with regular compost. Nature + death + earth: Fill all buckets you are holding with super compost. Nature + body: Fill all buckets you are holding with milk. Nature + death + water: Fill all buckets you are holding with ecto-funtus. And, just for fun: Nature + air: Empties all containers you are carrying (i.e. fills them with air). Have I missed anything?

"If pigs had wings, away they'd fly..." Oh sorry. Right. Kill the pig, cook the ham. Got it. With a higher level cooking, we should make sausage. With yet a higher level, we should make bacon, so we can fix bacon and eggs for breakfast. Can I have my eggs over easy?

That would be the point of having "smart" monsters. There are a few quest monsters that require you pay attention during the battle and change your attack mode. I think it would be cool if this type of opponent existed for every level of player - not just the high levels. This way we'd get them as slayer missions and such.

I watched a guy get attacked by that new chicken random event. It was hilarious. I hope that Runescape isn't turning into a place full of silliness, but a little here and there is ok, I suppose. As for which monsters would get and "enhanced AI," I think it would highly depend upon the monster. Some monsters are just plain dumb, other monsters are smart, yet other monsters are clever or crafty. These aspects should be reflected in the way they fight. Unfortunately, most monsters just stand there and hack at you. Dragons have different attacks but I think their attack each round is determined randomly rather than any thought put to it. It would be cool to have a monster that actually strategized against you as you fought it. Combat would be more fun because you'd actually have to pay attention to what the monster was doing rather than just monitor your health and eat a fish once in a while until the monster dies. For example, if you turned on your protect from melee prayer, the monster should stop attacking melee. If it doesn't have any other attacks, then it should retreat and try to get you to waste your prayer energy while you chased it around.

This is definitely an interesting idea. I agree that the monsters should be a little smarter, and should have some of the abilities that us players have. I think you go a bit overboard with some of your suggestions, though. I always thought it a bit odd that you can stand behind a pile of bones and shoot arrows at a dragon while it just stands there and watches you do it. The dragon should either retreat out of arrow range or figure out a way to move around the pile of bones. Yes, it would make training more difficult, but in trade, those "smarter" monsters would also give you better experience.

No. I don't think I'm Jagex Staff. Nor do I think I'm anyone's staff. However, I understand a little about how businesses work and why people go in to business. They do it for one basic reason: to make money. Ok, why do you suppose Jagex made F2P first? Let's see. Perhaps it was their desire to build a customer base? Once they had built a loyal customer base, they introduced a new idea: "Hey, if you're willing to pay a little money every month, we'll make the committment to you, our loyal customers, to improve the game and give you updates and make the game more interesting for you." So, which is it? P2P is and extension of F2P or F2P is a cut-away portion of P2P. Does it really matter? If you look around the internet, you'll find that there are several MMORPG games that are at the Beta level that are currently offered for free. This means that the people writing these games are living off some kind of investment or savings while they get their idea off the ground. When these games get enough "Customers," and most of the bugs are worked out, they will probably do the same thing Jagex has done: split the game into a Pay-to-play and Free-to-play model. Those who are willing to pay will get cool new stuff and updates. Those who aren't willing to pay won't get new stuff and updates as often, if at all. It's a business model that appears to work, and as long as it does, people will continue to use it. You have two alternatives: 1. Find a game that is 100% advertiser supported that is free to play all the time, in all versions and variations. You'll just have to put up with the banners and pop-ups. 2. Find a game that is only Pay-to-play, and you won't have to deal with the distinction of F2P and P2P and advertising. Jagex has chosen to do both, and, incredibly, the membership fee is hardly anything at all. $5.00 US per month? I can't even buy lunch for that amount.

You missed my point entirely. Sure, we all want something for nothing. I'd love it if someone gave me 1 million gp or an abysal whip for free. But, if they did, what would be the point in my trying to train up to the point where I can earn one for myself? The reason I became a member was because I had explored everything in F2P that I could. I had done all the quests, defeated all the monsters and gotten all the rewards. If I felt that Jagex was going to give F2P more stuff - new quests, new monsters, etc, then I may not have become a member. What would the incentive be? Jagex wants to make money. They have two ways to do it: charge for membership and advertise. I sincerely doubt their advertising revenue comes close to what they are getting from membership revenue. Consider, of course, that one of the perks of membership is you don't get all the ads. They make membership attractive because that's their bread and butter. The purpose of F2P is to get you interested in becoming a member, nothing more.

I have a huge problem with the people who whine about F2P this and F2P that. The whole purpose of F2P is to introduce new people to the game in a limited environment. If they like it, they can pay the extra and become a member. I know that there are people out there who can't or won't spend the money for whatever reason. But you all need to understand the point of F2P and purpose Jagex is in business (to make money$$$). I've seen hundreds of suggestions about modifying F2P in a number of ways, or giving F2P players a free "day" to experience P2P, and so on. Think of F2P as a limited opportunity to experience the game that is Runescape, which is, simply put, the members-only game. Don't think of P2P as an extension of F2P, rather, think of F2P as a preview of P2P. With this in mind, you will understand that I am against any and all changes to F2P, other than that which will keep the F2P world portions of the world consistent with P2P. I don't generally think that things that members have should be catagorically given to non-members. Now, of course, Jagex can do what they want - it's their game, their money and their resources. But if you understand what the purpose of F2P is, then you'll understand why you don't see a lot of changes and updates to it, and you'll very rarely (if ever) see an update that is specific to F2P.

I like this idea. Rather than having a "mini" games room somewhere, which would make the games room problem a bit worse in P2P (2 locations for an unpopular feature), have a teleport portal in Remmington to and from the Burthorpe games room. For F2P, then, the stairs would be off limits. A couple more enhancements to the games room should include: 1. Staking (I'm not a gambler, but since we have staking in the Dueling area, no reason not to have it here - except that it would be P2P only) 2. More game options, including Chess, some card games (2 player/4 player games?), and Backgammon. 3. I'm working on a new skill idea where playing games will actually permit you to train this new skill, though the gained experience will actually be pretty low compared to what the skill will actually be used for. However, with a skill tied to gaming, people will want to play games to train, especially at the lower levels.

I like the idea, especially for those annoying dogs in the Brimhaven dungeon. I'm in there trying to do a slayer mission, and I end up killing as many dogs as I do fire giants. A couple comments on other comments. Someone said something about the nature ammy being the newest in a long time. Au Contraire - the binding necklace is less than two months old, and the burthorpe necklace was added in January (or so). So adding new neckware isn't something that hasn't been done in a long time. Repel amulet affects against triggered attacks. No the repel attack would not work against triggered attacks, such as the Zamorak monks, paladins, Kalphite guards, etc. It would also not work against special attacks like the wall-beasts in the Lumbridge slayer dungeon or the ghasts in Mort Myre swamp. The main drawback here is that you won't be wearing your combat enhancing amulet - glory, power, strength or defense. Theoretically, you could switch amulets after you start a combat and again as you finish a combat, but that costs you a "move segment" which gives your opponent a free swing at you. Also, once you've engaged an opponent, that opponent will continue to pursue you until you've been away from combat long enough (ten-second rule or whatever it is).

Only in runescape will students eagerly say to their teacher, "I need another assignment." Only in runescape can you shoot the same dragon thousands of times with a bow and arrow while standing behind a stalagmite, yet the dragon never figures out how to go around it. Only in runescape can you follow someone who is following you. Only in runescape there is never a need for a sanitary landfill. Only in runescape can you draw water from a multitude of sources, into a variety of containers, and never have to worry whether the water is fresh or the container is clean.