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You should know by now that if anyone gives it you you, they get banned.

"Hey dad, I got dumped from my job that pays us millions and millions for making nude pictures" How will she tell her parents rofl... Do they really need to fire her? It's not like 8 year olds will see the picture...

Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't he always want this? His theme is like 'convert or will bomb you until you do'

Yeah its fugly.

http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theory_of_relativity Explains it all in "simple" terms.

Battlefield 2 (PC) Battlefield 1942 (PC) Timesplitters 3 (PS2) GTA: Vice City (PS2)

Hey you might wanna check your facts. There is no way the McDonald's cheese burger is 1000 calories as the Wendy's baconator is only 830 calories. I just googled it and the McDonald's cheeseburger is only 295 calories... OT: This video doesnt really put me off at all. I don't really eat any fastfood burgers very often...

The English police only use 50,000 volt stun guns and it doesn't hurt at all, it just paralyzes the criminal for as long as the energy runs. Some guy tested them by being shocked over 200 times... You wouldn't do that if it was really painful.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manc ... 981558.stm Seriously, are people just getting more stupid every day?

I wotn post my whole timetable since my school plans it for two fortnights then it repeats. My lessons: English, Maths, Physics, Biology, Chemistry, History, ICT, PE, Games (Sport), Economics, French and Chinese. I have 7 45 minute lessons per day.

I would only use one of those if I couldn't physically walk...

I see myself as British or English. Great Britain is basically the same all round except for the accents...

Waaah school nooo. Got some crap teachers this year...

LIE NAKED AND RUB Anyway, yeah trampolines and carpets are pretty good I think.

Yeah not a good time for my pets recently 2 weeks ago, my childhood dog was put down because of cancer Yesterday my parents woke up to find my cat unable to wake and in pain and stuff so hes in the vets for now so the vet can look after him and we've gotta decide if we wanna put him down or not. EDIT: Just got told the doctors think it could be a brain tumour. They are going to pump him with steriods (it's been done at least 4 times before when he was near death and he came back better than before) and hes eating now.

America, I've been to some pretty nice places but I've enver been to anywhere in America. I'd like to go to place like New York and the grand canyon.

I think Jesus would like to see some hot chicks because he didn't get to hit that booty at all the last time he was alive. Yeah lets all wear little models of naked hot chicks round our neck!! Btw, listen to this video, LOL, so funny.

I thought it was great too. Better than series 1.

I've never seen a crazy guy preaching that God DOESN'T exist on a high street. I have however seen quite a few Christians doing so. Christians push their beliefs a lot more (in general) that Athiests.

Rush Hour 3 - Awesome not matter what the critics say, can't beat Rush Hour comedy... Bourne Ultimatum - Good action and fight scene but pretty weird how he never gets hurt in the film although he gets in some major fights and car crashes.

Have you seen series 4, 5 or 6 yet? The dolphin trainer and Elliot finished it at the end of 3. Huge Scrubs fan and I think Elliot will freak, not marry Keith. JD will stick with Kim because he wont wanna put his child through have seperated parents as stated in series 6. Pity it's only a 18 episode series :( Sounds interesting but I doubt it...

Even though I laughed, I think there might be something to it. Society today is going toward an even more liberal view of sexuality. Interspecies sex might be next. I think you're joking, but...you know, interspecies sex is really not possible. ok, possible, yes, but animals of different species dont produce the right pheremones for them to get funky, except the very closely related species like horses and donkeys to create a mule. Otherwise the forests would be chock full of mountain lion-bear hybrids... or bird-elk... Or some scary Man-Bear-Pigs? Maybe even some spiderpigs?

Don't look at the needle. I find it easier if I look away completely from about 10 seconds before they put it in until 10 seconds after they take it out. Not sure why but I find it easier if I don't see it.

Sorry to burst your bubble but I've seen news of this on others site quite a few times. It's been done before.

LOOK OUT MARS IS BEHIND YOU. :shock: