Saru Inc

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Obvious popular games: Doodle Jump, Flight Control, Angry Birds, Fruit Ninja, Cut the Rope, CoD Zombies, Zombieville. Not sure about other apps that aren't games, might as well jailbreak if you want good functionality. Did you get the new Touch? I don't like the doodle jump types of games, I'm not very good at them. :| Angry Birds is God's gift to the itouch/iphone. I love Fruit Ninja, Cut the Rope, Zombieville, and Sushi Cat. Sushi Cat is kinda gross though. Good apps for Itouch: TextNow, I dl'd a bunch of generic wall paper apps, if you got the new Itouch, an invalible app is the "Transfer" app, which through wifi you can download the images off your ipod onto your computer. The new itouch can take pictures.... right? Oh well. iFitness is a personal favorite, as well as the Kindle app, and EVERNOTE. (though I'm not sure if a mic will work with the itouch.)

That sounds really good.... :)

Saru - 0 Oil Filter -1 Spent 3 hours trying to change the oil filter, as a result I have one normal hand, and one very cut up, bruised and blistered hand. My dad used a [bleep]ing dremel last time to tighten it, and since he can't find the bolt again he said "just man up and take it off." It's not [bleep]ing budging. I kid you [bleep]ing not. I've even taken off all of the paint off of the oil filter, I've tried so much. I don't [bleep]ing understand how it could not come off. Well, there went my [bleep]ing Sunday. I am so [bleep]ing pissed off right now, I think I'll go be passive aggressive, trash my dad's room, and blame it on the dog.

I always thought it was a name for a now extinct crazy seal. Don't judge someone by their name, I R Teh Noes is exhibit A.

Sometimes it can be funny, if they are talking to eachother on the phone. "MY LEG HURTS!" (in the background:) "NOT YOUR LEG, YOUR HIP!" "THATS WHAT I SAID!!!!!!!" Tooo funny. Also, a lady called in today, with a syndrome of squeaky hips. I kid you not. She got a hip replacement and it squeaks when she walks.

I think I'ma go get a bigmac, I kid you not. This topic makes me want to eat Mcdonalds.

lrn2colliquialism.

Today I discovered XKCD, this site is beyond hilarious. Of course, now a lot of people on the web I thought were hilarious, are now just copycats.

Because no one likes them.

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Confession: I literallly am counting the days for Force Unleashed 2. AND I HATE STARWARS. I always loved lightsabers and force powers though... :)

Anyone looking forward to force unleashed 2? Am I the only one?!

Dear lord yes. To be honest though, they don't listen to what we are saying at all. %80 of the calls as soon as they drop in our line is "HELLO?!" Dear God let me speak, !!

That post was sarcastic. So somebody's desire to have homosexual sex is more 'important', or more irresistible/powerful/needed, than somebody's desire to rape? How do you know who wants what more, or who holds which to a higher regard (whatever you are implying)? I don't even understand how Maslow's hierarchy of needs is applicable here. I said that, like the acts of rape and murder, homosexual actions are something that is possible to overcome. I do not agree that it should be overcome (because I don't see it as a sin), but it is just as possible to overcome as the other things. You're right - "style" is so gay. That quote was sarcastic, teehee. And no, some Heteros are surprisingly good at style type crap, while some homos are surpisingly bad. I have no fashion sense whatsoever. While some heteros (not metro or homo) are surprisingly well fashion oriented. Speaking of that, I don't get what the purpose of that was. I for one enjoy the challenge of getting shunned by popular opinion. Yet another case where suicide is one of the most absurd of options. Maybe they just weren't proud enough. Ummmmmm. No. I mean, I can't tell if you're being serious or not... I think they should ? Why is that? Nvm I can't really explain it. Speaking of that, I don't get what the purpose of that was. I for one enjoy the challenge of getting shunned by popular opinion. Yet another case where suicide is one of the most absurd of options. Maybe they just weren't proud enough. I don't think that gays who commit suicide should have a month dedicated to them, nor should their be a day in which we wear purple to commemorate the gays who killed themselves because they were gay. I would understand if there was a day in memory of those who were killed due to their sexual orientation, or even those who have prevailed against a hate crime, but it is their own surrender if they suicide. Surrender? No. Though in the case of gays who were bullied to suicide, it's probably the same thing as being killed directly for it. Honoring them at the same time as those who were directly killed for it makes sense. They probably wouldn't have died if they weren't tormented based on their orientation, after all. Something like this draws attention to that kind of senseless death, regardless of who the killer actually is. Yes. Ding ding ding we have a winrar.

Or.... Us them mentality. We own all things awesome, while heteros don't. If it wasn't for homos there'd be no *style* in literally anything. Also, the world would be a cold grey. Can you imagine...? :ohnoes:

That pretty much summed up the runescape community. Ya' know, I don't mind homos tbh. I just don't want em' around me. God didn't create Adam & Steve, so therefore I'm pretty sure he didn't have the intention of other dudes taking it from eachother. What it comes down to is, if you wanna' genuinely help populate the earth, doing it with the same gender just seems a little flawed. Kudos to the couples who adopt, but I think it's still best to reproduce how god intended - With what he gave you, not your money. Edit: & For those who don't believe in God to begin with, I feel pretty bad for you. If God really didn't want gay/lesbian people in the world he wouldn't have given us something called free will. And to be honest populating is actually damaging God's creation so I think God may currently favour the Gays.. God doesn't like murderers. And Human's are God's creation. Undo is still trolling either way, though.

Not as cute as Willow, this is what happens when he gets caught chasing rabbits in his sleep. He opens his eyes, but plays dead. hehehehe. what a goofy dog.

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IF ONLY YOU KNEW HOW WRONG YOU ARE ZIERO. aka I concur with your intellectually stimulating post, it has giving my ego, and brain, a plethora of endorphins. <3:

Well I'm a very fast talker (as you can probably tell), so that's a bigger issue than actually yelling. At work people confuse the name sam with Tim, Bill, Jim, FRANK, BOB, Samuel (not what I said. kid.) So now I say either Kevin, Michael, or Adewale Doko Doko (when I'm bored out of my brains, and my bosses aren't around. lolol. I once got called a [racist term] cuz I said "thanks for calling the law offices, Adewale Doko Doko speaking, may I help you?" "YOURE NOT BLACK. WANNA BE [racist term]." :((((

Been there, done that. A better question: what if you had enlightened thinkers draw a saturday morning esque show?

My mom did that once, but with a lunchable. Lasted 4-5 years un refrigerated. Even the cheese. i lold

:( That sucks bro. HOnestly does. My friend is about to, she just skips too much. :| You and me could totally sell some sick [cabbage]. If I drop out I'm selling ecstasy and cocaine, combined with shrooms? Out of the way Al Capone.

well. i mean. it was cheaper than a white persons. And i like black people. they r freidns:)