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Or, I work in a call center, where roughly 80% of our clients, out of a client base of 9,000+ are doctors, you hear a lot. Besides, I've already said this once, I'll say it again. Cuba beats no one in anything >.> and Canada wouldn't survive without US imports, the UK has prozac in the water, France has Islamic riots constantly, and I have no beef with germany. So I'm quite happy the way things are.

Medicare is not great. Holy [cabbage]. I witness everyday people just abusing it abusing it. All over the goddamn country. And actually I don't masturbate to it at night, if only because masturbation is a sin, and God won't have that.

its ok theres places for people like you.

Actually, everyone votes honestly Obt-tbo. They honestly think theirr friend deserves a 10, either that, or they're just a cancerous spot of lymphoma on the forum walls. So I guess you're right. disregard this post.

This...Though I'm told that getting "disgusted" is trying to get more attention. I agree with what Kirby said here. If a girl says something like, "Oh my God guys! Stop staring at my boobs!" (At this point she'll probably touch them and make them more visible in some way) She's obviously wanting you to, or not caring that you're staring at them. I've encountered this before, but not with this particular girl. Don't get me wrong guys, I'm not trying to hook up with her or anything, I'm just saying she's attractive on all levels. Not just her boobs. :P She's spicy. a big tip is in an effort to break your stare she starts shaking them hoping your eyes will drift. Sometimes I stare at girls just to troll. :XD:

"We should live with the seriousness of a child at play" - Nietzche "Someone with intelligence, is someone who believes what your believe, and agrees with what you agree. Someone with genius, is someone who has said something you've yet to say. " - Idk ok enough of super srs: ok yea thats all i have. I'm not into inspiration quotes, though I could post billions of song lyrics I treasure, they wouldn't mean anything to anyone here I presume.

not if I believe in myself....

Yes, because sometimes the cats bite me. Get a camera and picture that, son.

Luckily life is not a true and false test. He means one can you essentially tell your upmost secrets to, are true. The others that you get along with, but don't bring up [cabbage] like that, are just friends. None. I have tons of friends friends, but I tend to not like to have close friends. Not to sound nerdy, but having friends is too [bleep]ing tiring and stressful. Always want me to go places with them. Uhhh no. lemme alone :(

Lets just say. I own plenty of cats, but I am not a cat woman.

hes an lolfreshman. lolfreshman. High school sucks, just cocoon yourself past the 4 years.

omg me tooo This is kind of relvant... So. I was at work, in the corner doing my philosophy homework at my desk, but I wasn't clocked in, so I didn't have to take calls. And these 3 girls who by your guys standards are smoking hot. By my standards I guess, if I was to be straight, I'd go for black women. Though not black dudes. Idk why. Anyways, and they were all like whispering quietly saying: "so you guys think Sam's hot? I love him" "yeah he's fineeeee, he makes me laugh all the time haha" "yea if he wasn't gay I'd totally try and hook up with him" "He's gay?" "Lol you actually think he isn't?" At that point I burst out laughing and they all got like mad hush. And I just stood up and waved. They were blushing all night. (btw, each set of quotation marks means another person obviously) Now I'm not buff, nor skinny, I've got some weight on me, (though I'm losing it quite rapidly), so it just goes to show some fine attractive girls don't care whats on the outside, generally. Though I find the one quality they all love in bravado and confidence, but not when its overdone. Oh,and no they weren't trolling me, I thought so at first, but I realized they weren't hah.

Yea if I lived in Cali I'd be saying Lets hope I can make it to work before the Earth swallows me up. Way more badass.

Hurricane Earl will be hitting us in t-minus 4 hours. And I get to go to work in it :D Despite my deplorable traction, I love driving in the rain.

Wait, who said that, Glenn Beck? Censored? Lmao what did they censor? The dudes funny to watch, I enjoy watching his show, if only because in my opinion (maybe not yours) he's a tad crazy. But I think he does it for a good laugh.

O [cabbage]! I almost forgot this starts tomorrow. Got 20k Addy bars to use. I'm hoping for at least 88 Smith.

idk I worked noon- 11pm. Hurricane Earl is coming at 2am, so I may head into work and do from 9am - midnight. That way I can still make it to work while it's not flooded yet XD

That was good, I'm not gonna lie (I hate Asher Roth) but... He's still for pasty white kids, no matter how good he is.

idk

Yes you do. It's called RSDM Runescape Dominatrix Machischism. THe art of deriving pleasure, both literally and figuratively, from the banning of your runescape accounts.

O I just heard about this. Hurray for oil burning.

I can tell you're putting your education to good use.

But why should you be forced to play something you don't want? Why can't those who dislike it simply not partake?

Coheed and Cambria came to my town. Couldn't afford to go, and had kickboxing at 6:45. [bleep]... So I'm listening to all the albums back to back to back.

Holy [bleep]. You are amazing. Meanwhile, that bot is most likely still botting. And you also have no proof you actually reported him, so you could have made up the whole story for more e-fame. I have a bot account named Telmomarques. You should go report it for botting, I'm done with it. :thumbup: