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Yea I'm pretty sure nutella isn't healthy. My parents have 50 jars of that. It's too delicious to be healthy.

You seem puhretty gay to me. I'm not saying you are or are not, since you said you self you are not. I'm just saying, thats my obervation. I used to think I was attracted to girls as well.. And yea, self pitying emos drinking clamato juice are kinda like... a cesspool. Stay the [cabbage] away.

Dogs are codependant, cats and independant. And chinchillas are so damn furry and amazing<3 and expensive as only God knows what. My one beef with dogs is the smell thats it.

Regret: Not sticking up for myself sooner in life. Confession: I'm not a troll irl, nor am I on this forum. Despite what all of off-topic thinks, it's all part of the plan. ;) Secret: ******************* *** ********* * * **** ******* ****** ***** *** *** * o nvm it got redacted :| I just trumpled upon this boyzloveme character, how delightful! oh wow, i thought gay ppl were very sensitive 2 even the slightest mistake about there sexuality and now ur sittin here say whatever as if it doesnt make a difference. Marry me. Just don't make it gay.

Sometimes i think my favorite skill is X, but then I realize it's not, I just say it is as an excuse to get a cape. I hate all runescape skills. I only skill because I dc/lag to bad to mh. And I just play rs to pass the time.

o hi :D im bumping because i want my name to be the first thing you see when you enter tif and scroll down the list of forums.

You have to look at your switch to turn off the blinker? It's just a simple hand movement you can do with both hands on the wheel. And the constant clicking from the blinker is so annoying I don't know how people can't notice it. No, no, sorry. Here lemme google image a dashboard to illustrate. The blinker arrow appears next to the speedometer. I know what you're thinking (well, might be thinking) wtf? The speedometer in the middle? (Well, thats what I thought at first) but its actually a lot better there, imo. I got used to it quickly, problem is, it's not always in your field of vision when you are driving (only a problem with turn signals like this, :P) And so with loud music I don't hear the sound, and sometimes I don't see the arrow. Also, my car is so much more "sicker" than that. tbh. I got a sweet radio and led lights and crazy crazy [cabbage]. Don't hate :(

yea no, I know. I made this thread a [bleep] long time ago. But I just like an accountability partner, I work better with face to face competition.

Yea, I'm staying away from this topic from now on, yikes.

wow, way to be homophobic. *sigh* /sarcasm (I HATE sarcasm tags but it's w/e) yes yes lets have another gay thread. I mean you can't really hide it, in a sense all you can do is not bring it up. You can deny it sure, but that's not really hiding it. All the people who have denied it, I for one could always tell if they were straight/or gay despite of what they said. Not been wrong *YET* I don't really see the point in bumping this. But lets not lock it lol. Someone post something controversial.

I agree. I do think some young adults have legitimate autobiographies to publish (if they've been through something etc idk). But the vast majority do it to be cool.

ok i re read it. What am i missing still? You've always hated me Rahila, so I don't mind the fact that you hate me more for disliking your favorite band. And the mere fact that Wongong, and others say I suck at trolling just means my plan is well, going according to plan.

You mean this? They're only doing perms now Forever perm? o.O lol well good on them, then.

I don't even know why I post on this topic. I guess I just like controversy. And Allisgreat, I don't really care if it gets old being sarcastic, (and when I say that, its nothing against you for suggesting it) I get sick and tired of ass kissery. Which, despites valiant attempts to deny, still goes on way too often. *side note* heh, I was bored of making fun of his stories as well, and tbh was just waiting for someone to tell me to stfu. props. And as I said before, as to the reason I got defensive, let me tell you a two sentence (or more, I've not written it yet, so I don't know how long it is) story. ONce upon a time, about 3 or 4 years ago, I was browsing tif, I was in my prime back then. I was in the starlight (now I'm in the starlight + the black light) and I, thinking I twas invincible (and being 15), I made a joke about how I scammed a 300m bank. Why did I make that joke? I don't remember, it's not funny. It wasn't funny then, and I felt sorta stupid for thinking it was funny. Anyways, needless to say, the next day I'm muted on Runescape. I go to the offence box thing, it said I was muted for item scamming. (Tbh I always thought they banned people for that, idk.) I look at the report, and nothing even remotely revolving runescape was in there. Then on the forum someone who hated me said "I reported you in game, I hope you get banned for item scaming. I don't care if it was true or not" (I don't remember exactly waht he said but that was the gist.) And that was before I announced I got muted. Now, could he have been [cabbage]ting? Of course he could have been. But, ever since then I've been paranoid of people doing that [cabbage] again. And that is why I get so defensive, I afk a [cabbage] load. Usually, I'm just standing ina spot, but with slayer/fishing/mining/wc I tend to run to the computer, click a spot (well, for lrc, or I run out of the area to re activate aggressiveness) then do what I am doing. I usually only do this for a short time, (4-5 minutes) then I start playing again. And yes, I'm aware "afk playing" is technically illegal. idc. (And what I mean by idc, is that everyone does that. Very very few people out there will logout to run to get a drink "or something". And so I'm paranoid if someone sees me afk, and either dislikes me, or remembers me defending botting, *which I'm not, btw* that they will report me. And just like the scamming offence, though they have no proof I did, I don't even want to risk a 14 day ban. It's not worth it. Idc how illogical it is. And, that was more than 2 sentences.

wtf am i being trolled? what am i, a black man fulfilling stereotypes?!

Ok I just realized I started that post with "if you're not" and never finished the conclusion, being they hate you, you're a bigot, or you're trolling. And the problem is, I sincerely do like the admin team, but most of them are a bit one sided too. And it worries me, if I bash obama, (which I don't waste my time anymore) idk if an admin will ban me for racism or something stupid.

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Someone help me [bleep]ing burn down off-topic. I [bleep]ing hate that place. I don't know why I keep going there XD I said I liked a band to get this guy mad, which I succeeded in doing. And everyone's like "omg grow up!!" "u suck @ trolling" "TRUHOLL!!!" Who gives a [bleep]ing [cabbage]. Grow the [bleep] up and get used to different people. I swear, if you're not a liberal psuedo intellectual who likes reading boring books to appear more intellectual (like farewell to arms? For whom the bell tolls? Wtf? r u a freak?), occasionally copulating with scientific theories, and logical hypotheses. Also, you must find inane humor funny, and [cabbage]ty bands with [cabbage]ty music, which is fine, but then hate on anyone with different music tastes as not "original" etc. YOu all play the same damn nerdy ass games like Baldurs gate and Diablo 2 (wut now th3), and you MUST HATE America, it's especially good if you're an American who hates America. You must like the same food as everyone else, and the same boring [cabbage]. Also, if you don't think like a 14-15 year old(which is the majority of the forum not even kidding) then you're an outcast. I ain't go no problem with 14-15 year olds, but if you're not mature enough to handle something I say, drop the douchebag attitude, and your balls and just man up. godddddd. I think all the ot is trolling me now.

You really suck at being a troll, maybe that's why he was calling you a '[bleep]ing idiot'. Maybe, maybe. Or maybe I wasn't really trying? And I know exactly he was calling me a [bleep]ing idiot. Because I made fun of his favorite band >.>

Ummm. Calm down? Eh. I guess my literary tone might have alluded to that. And don't try to be all smarmy. Here's the issues I am faced with: - I like cheap materials, I don't care if it was a bot that gathered them. - I like sarcasm, a lot - I like to have a good time, and to make people laugh. (Though, not everyone's humor is the same, that's fine, I can't stand Adam Sandler and George Carlin) - While I'm definitely not a stickler for rules, I do follow them sometimes. - I like debating on the internet - I like to use the word [developmentally delayed] as an insult, because my best friends younger brother is mentally challenged, my point being is he is still smarter than you (you being whoever the insult is directed to) And all this ='s A hypocritical, botting, trolling, insecure, attention grabbing kid. While I can see the correlation, I can also see the truth in the fact that Anna Nicole Smith has psychic abilities. Somethings aren't as they seem. Langer, the only reason I got "mad" is I REALLY dislike it when people assume I bot, because lets face it, I have several friends who do, and I love the cheap supplies. Also, I really really can't stand it when simply for being non sensical and or sarcastic warrants the branding of troll. I wouldn't mind it, except this administration apparently takes the word of the community over mind. Which po's me. And I can take criticism just fine, I just chose not too.

You've posted on this thread twice already....he's grabbed your attention oh [cabbage], now i've posted 1) ofc it's grabbed my attention, I never said the movement wasn't successful. 2) And I said movement, not blog ;) All blogs are attentiion grab mate... even yours. Boy ain't no one care bout U. I don't need attention, it gravitates towards me!

AH MAH GAH I NEED ATTENTION! MY ATTENTION METER IS RUNNING LOWWWW!!! HELP HELP! SOMEONE COMPLIMENT ME! CALL ME COOL!! ACK!!!!!

Sorry I forgot how you used that lame excuse to boost your post count. Whatever mate, I know a troll when I see one, wether he's spamming childish posts or whinning about lame teamates that have to log out, when you have done all your mommy's chores for the day so you can spend the next 10 hours MHing or whatever stuff turns you on. And to think I didn't believe the people that said this community was deteriorating... oh boy was I blind! Who gives a [cabbage] about post counts? I have 4,300+, one post is nothing. So everyone who says "nice post count boost" are ummm... Yea I can't even think of a term for you. And by the way, "200m skills man," I was posting that rant for my friend Lowc15, I mh maybe once or twice a month. [developmentally delayed]. And yea, while I'm getting a degree in cognitive psychology, and a cultural anthropology minor degree with 12 credit hours a week, as well as getting 50 hours a week at work at a job where I'm being constantly promoted, y'know, because I'm a kid; I'll be sure to mh and whine more. [developmentally delayed]. Now shoo, no one wants you here, go update more 200m skills. Since, y'know, everyone cares so damn much.

Yea, I'm definitely not a troll. Though I certainly do hate users like you, simply because. Lesson of the day: Sarcasm =/= trolling.

YARYAR. It's a private jet company. 90% of the callers are famous celebrities :) the girl next to me says she gets movie stars all the time. Unfortunately, I wasn't allowed to ask where the plane was heading :( Nor could I get the phone number L