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Yea, but how do you take apart a magnet? I wonder how those work. For Pinkbullet: (And yes, we have stupid directions like this one. For augusta holding extensions, use the augsta holding extension tab. Derp. We got some stupid people here.) (notice the selection: forms? What the hell? They have stupid stuff like that, what kind of forms? We don't know ! you just click it and it says bllind transfer all calls to x1103.(blind transfer means we don't introduce the caller) BIZARRE. And pictures 3/4 is why I get pissed off when they say stuff like "need to talk tobilling" if they don't ask for a specific extension, department, name, or admissions, we have to go to the FAQ section, which was bigger than pictures 3+4 combined, it's stinking huge, andthere's no way to "ctrl F" it in a sense. Picture 5 is our Jenzabar program, which we use to enroll kids. Well, more correctly, we take all their information and send it to the college through that program, all they do over there is hit the enroll button. But yea, I worked from 9am to midnight today. But from 3pm to midnight, they took me off the phones and I just cleaned up around the call center for like... 9 hours. Love my job. And OMG, I had a Hospitality call today, where I answer for many of our Inns. One call, was 4 parties (4 people, each calling for their own family; they were all friends) all wanting to book 4 seperate rooms. After 45 minutes on the phone (the average hospitality call for us isa about 22 minutes, and thats for 1 person, so I think I did pretty good) I verified all their information, and sent through the reservation requests online. We use a site called.... I forget. Anyways, i clicked submit reservation, and scrolled over and over and over and did all 4. Then, i sent through the 4 corresponding echo reservations (echo is our program we use to answer all calls in the building, its the blue screened program in above pictures) only to, after hanging up with them check back at the internet. The [developmentally delayed] program all tried to book all 4 parties in the same stinking room. So, I hit back button hoping the info would be there. NOPE. Like 14 people are going to be [cabbage] out of luck, all their information is gone. I mean, the echo messages are still there... But lets hope that the Innkeeper notices before its too late. bah. Right after that they pulled me off the phones to decorate. Being the only tall, muscular, gay guy in the call center has its pluses. I can't decorate worth [cabbage], but I still wing it, and get paid for standing around shifting ornaments on a stupid tree for 45 minutes. :) LOVE MY JOB.

ARE YOU SAYING WOMAN SHOULD ONLY MAKE SANDWHICHSES? HOW DARE YOU WE LACTATE MORE THAN U! Dear Women, this post was mocking the extreme feminists, not a jab at all women. If you were offended, sorry. You shouldn't be, it wasn't intended for you. *(Unless you're a crazy feminist! teehee. Seriously, this post is made in good humor) I'd have to say I'm not really bothered by anything at the moment. Perhaps my TJ parents.

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IS NOT TROLL POST === I really don't see whats so great about electronica. In fact, I find it annoying. Like you get a good groove, and then they start doing that uhhh... I don't know how to make the sound with words. Like those short pauses. Drives me crazy.

It's really not about the money bro, that's why its a dream job. And getting paid at all to have sex is pretty sweet. I find having sex with females disgusting. I'd rather be like... an internal affairs editor for an accounting firm in nowhere nebraska.

I was tempted to call the number, but I don't know who I would ask for. Sam? Also, what hours do you work, who would I reach first, and how could I ask them to speak to you? Umm, you basically can't. If anyone asks for anyone, we assume you mean the college. If you say "no, I mean the switchboard operator" we'd say "sorry we don't have transfer capabilities." I'd personally just say "OH [cabbage]" and hang up. seriously though, I'll just play completely dumb like "I'm sorry, I think you have the wrong number."

So how do you say success? edit: speaking of russia: It was 70 degrees on Wednesday, and it snowed on saturday. I grabbed a bunch when I came back from running so my lil sis would have some for the morning.

quick how do you say communism in russian?

hey answer me this: if a tree falls in a forest and it hits a waterbuffalo pregnant with twins, did it ever make a sound?

Well played. Just went through the bank twice :| Great bank - I don't see anything useless tbh, and you have everything you need :o Well organized aswell :thumbup: Hehe, I posted that when the bank was too small to see anything. Update rate: 9.5\10 (sorry lol)

I beat the game without dying. Free achievement plx. Also this is an official announcement of a break. Thieving, quit because I realized how there is really no reason to get 99. Will prob get 2000 through Dung whenever I get back from it. I can't seem to type today. I wrote a longass blog post, made an untold number of typoes, and now my fingers can't seem to hit the keys anymore. Ah well. THATS WHY YOU DONT TAKE ACID TABS WITH REDBULL. If you spell merchanting backwards you get price manipulating. If you spell price manipulating backwards you get murder. Just saying...

I can see everything in here, but Obtaurian is considered legally blind in like 52 states + england, so I wouldn't worry about him. 10\10, love those 22 easters.

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was a joke.

WHY WONT YOU RETURN MY CALLS ARE YOU BREAKING UP WITH ME???????

*Mods, if this post is too risque, feel free to remove, I'm not sure if its innapropriate or not* Dude, you know porn stars get paid barely anything? Especially straight guys. =\

Ha. Ha. Ha. Try 800-877-4723 Call it, and see what it says, idk if thats the right number or not. I work tomorrow, sometime.... Seriously though, haha I'd get in trouble if I acknowledge this. So if you called and by some chance in hell reached me I'd say something basically saying "idk who that is, is that a teacher?"

Nope, he had the wrong number that time. But I do know what you mean, I once went to some store and was like "i want THIS" she said "well, this version, or this version?" i'm like "uhhh" "omg its not hard." idk fml.

Sometimes I wonder why we even post. Obtaurian I would go straight for you. WAT. http://www.apartmentguide.com/apartments/Virginia/Chesapeake/Acorn-Grove/4874/ check it. We're going there next week to check it, its looks shabby, but its a great price, great management company, and great location.

Ummm, yea, lets go with that. --------------------- We just say "Thank you for calling Cambridge College Switch Board, how may I direct your call?" Then people give [developmentally delayed]ed answers (while mumbling) "billing." Billing? The F? Financial aid? Registrars office? Bursars office? Accounts payable for vendors? Accounts receivable for vendors? What? So we ask "and how can I help you with billing? Which department?" "u stupid? the kind that handles bills" ...

SORRY !!! Yea, I talk pretty ghetto irl. My best friend Latoya. @Bballer, sure haha. I mean, I work in at an answering service. There are three types of call centers generally. Telemarketing Answering Service Support (for specific business, whether its giving support to customers, or calling out work tickets) Or, Call Center. Which is more accurately what I do. for example, I answer for the Cambridge college switchboard (so if you call up Cambridge you may talk to me o.O ), but I also answer for over 95 hotels and inns across the country, so I can reserve rooms etc. But I also take messages for basic offices, so we're all purpose. I'm not sure how Verizon will be, I know people who call from store call centers sound tired as [bleep]. The worse ones are from a company Zenith Noc, that measures server status across the US. They always call, from India, with impossible to spell names, and rush out a message and hang up, they refuse to spell their names, or give a phone number, or even to repeat the message. Like they say "sorry Sir, not worth my time. have a great day. -click- " bah@!

Eh, I love the sound, but it seems too love the way you lie. I still love it though.

Would these be asian robots? ------------------- I'd love to write for a satirical paper, much like the onion. (I write my own for fun, but I don't spread it around lol, just keep it in my Microsoft word.) But I'd also like to be a public relations executive, I'm very good at that. Though I'm not always as outgoing as I should be.

Me and my boo found a place we're going to get. http://www.apartmentguide.com/apartments/Virginia/Chesapeake/Acorn-Grove/4874/ It's kinda corny, but hey it's cheap, and has gotten amazing reviews + in safe area = no longer corny. Oh, and it's FAR from my parents.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qizNQKzatXA&feature=related I think this would be my favorite.