Naive

Velociraptors in top hats ambush you, coercing you into a tea party. Then they send you on your merry way. All of a sudden the you from the parachuting death falls on your head, killing you.

Frictionless shoes. At least I'll live a little longer than with reverse gravity flinging me off off the earth. Ability the thrive only on the deep sea floor, nowhere else, or the ability to survive in a space vacuum, nowhere else

Granted. Due to the positioning of your new "eyes," your depth perception is completely gone, and you crab walk right off a cliff thinking you still had room to walk. I wish all actions in the world were punctuated by a sound effect bubble, a la comics of old.

Nope ALG

Luckily the wall's shield will protect it. 55 HP

Banned for reassuring the complainer

29858 No u

Inconceivable!

You swing your axe at the tree. A bird's nest with a gnome's head falls out!

Fired from the Ninja Academy for being too outrageous.

twirled around a

http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1349078218812.jpg Sfw, though I highly suggest no one follows those instructions.

The wall knows about timed hits! 54 HP

N0pe Squab

10/10 Hail to the Queen baby

Granted, you've rediscovered your own thoughts. I wish I wasn't always so hungry.

29865 Tick tock til the world dies :D

Banned for grammar Nazi'ing.

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http://puu.sh/1ai4Y It's amazing, the cooking videos on youtube these days

29867 seconds to the end of the world

Granted. A filing cabinet falls on your head. I wish for the novel "Two More Wishes" by A Local Guy

Nope Sangrina <3

Banned for jousting with a giraffe

Excellent advice. I shall embark to Daemonheim straight away!