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Naive

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  1. I was under the impression that we'd actually get to talk to the dead. :| Underwhelming update. Buy more Solomon shit.
  2. You swing your axe at the tree Blaze complains about bumping a thread. Get over it and stop whining, you do it with everything.
  3. Velociraptors in top hats ambush you, coercing you into a tea party. Then they send you on your merry way. All of a sudden the you from the parachuting death falls on your head, killing you.
  4. Frictionless shoes. At least I'll live a little longer than with reverse gravity flinging me off off the earth. Ability the thrive only on the deep sea floor, nowhere else, or the ability to survive in a space vacuum, nowhere else
  5. Granted. Due to the positioning of your new "eyes," your depth perception is completely gone, and you crab walk right off a cliff thinking you still had room to walk. I wish all actions in the world were punctuated by a sound effect bubble, a la comics of old.
  6. Luckily the wall's shield will protect it. 55 HP
  7. You swing your axe at the tree. A bird's nest with a gnome's head falls out!
  8. Fired from the Ninja Academy for being too outrageous.
  9. http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1349078218812.jpg Sfw, though I highly suggest no one follows those instructions.
  10. The wall knows about timed hits! 54 HP
  11. Granted, you've rediscovered your own thoughts. I wish I wasn't always so hungry.
  12. 29865 Tick tock til the world dies :D
  13. http://puu.sh/1ai4Y It's amazing, the cooking videos on youtube these days
  14. 29867 seconds to the end of the world
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