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But! Wait! Special guest enters the battle! The VIKING! There is no information available on the Viking, we only know there are from the north.

I've heard trough various channels that there is a need for a thread like this one. So, what is it gonna be? Here are some facts about both players. Ninja don't sweat. Bullets can't kill a ninja. Ninja invented skateboarding Only a ninja can kill a ninja. Regular humans are useless. Ninja never wear headbands with the word "ninja" printed on them. Ninja can breath underwater anytime they want. Ninja can change clothes in less than 1 second. Ninja don't smoke, but they do use smoke bombs. Ninja always land on their feet. If they don't have feet they will land on their nubs. Ninja invented the internet. Ninja don't eat or drink very much, and they never have to go to the bathroom. Ninja always move to America when making a new start as a non-assassin. Ninja don't play sports. Unless killing is a sport. Ninja can crush golfballs with 2 fingers, any two fingers. Ninja have a bad temper when they lose at anything. They will usually cut off the winners head before they have time to gloat. Ninja lie all the time. Even when the truth serves better, ninja will lie anyway. Ninja swords are always straight with a square handle guard. Always. Curves are for girls. Lack any personality Wear headbands Fight skillfully with any object Can remove a spleen in one swift motion Live in your house secretly for days Can remove their shadow if needed Hurl shurikens Go anywhere they want instantly Catch bullets in their teeth Kill themselves if they make a noise Can run 100 miles on their hands Train 20 hours/day starting from age 2 Have cool words like Seppuku Are masters of disguise Can hover for hours Flip out and kill everything Are completely self-sufficient. Split planks vertically with their nose Can hide in incense smoke Kill people. Ninjas are the best guitar players. Ever. Ninjas do NOT wear spandex. A Samurai is NOT a ninja. Dragon Ball Z characters are NOT ninjas. If you see a ninja, he is NOT a ninja. (Copy Pasted from Urbandictionary.com) 1. Always land on their feet 2. have cool eye patches ... even if they have both eyes 3. have dice 4. have guns 5. pirates are not ordinary humans so they can kill ninjas! 6. have cool ships 7. have better swords then ninjas 8. are all around better then ninjas 9. have a lot of movies about them (way more then ninjas) 10. wear red on thursdays 11. have graduated from Pyro Pirate Academy of One-Eyed Peter! 12. polish their peg legs 13. say thinds like scally-wagger and scurvy-chap 14. Arrrrr! need i say more 15. pack a mean punch 16. always have the best snacks 17. will make you walk the plank if your not as cool as them 18. start all the major fashion trends 19. don't go crying to their mommies ... like ninjas 20. know how to handle a lady 21. knows how to DAG people better then ninjas 22. have pretty cool boots 23. get all the tasty rum 24. have pretty good cursive 25. have more extended vocabualary then ninjas 26. are absolutley amazing!!! ARRRR! Soo...Make your choices!

Right, there's a pretty sick compilation record being released this friday. It's for a charity raising funds for aids... On this album the following artists will play some, never heard before, songs: Bon Iver, Beirut, Arcade Fire, Andrew Bird, Antony Hegary, Kronos Quartet, Sufjan Stevens, the National, Yeasayer, Iron & Wine, Blonde Redhead, Cat Power, The Decemberists, Feist and Ben Gibbard. Holy [cabbage]. This is a wet dream. It's called Dark Was the Night, and it's for charity.

No, I'm not gay.

How the hell can you say If... was boring?! http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0063850/ we are talking about the same If..., right? [edit]I mean, pff, it's possible that you don't like it. And if you want to I bet you could find a flew flaws. But you just can't say this movie is boring. I'm shocked! Yesterday I saw.. Missing which is a petty daring film. Jack Lemmon is wonderfull here, he's using his old tricks in a perfect way with a role that is much different to his earlier work. I also love Sissy Spacek. There are some very powerfull shots in this movie, and what an opening shot! Brilliant. Also the atmosphere in the first 20/25 minutes of the movie is pretty intense. the Killers Man! I was surprised by this movie. I expected a real tough action movie, what I got was a melo-drama with some small bursts of extreme violence, a combination you don't see every day. The film was originaly made for t.v. but because of the violence it was released in cinema instead of t.v. Which really shows, the sets look as if they can collapse if you touch them with one finger, the process shots are really cheap and some of the acting is not done. But as happens more with melo-drama this only adds to the fun. Great supporting roles by Ronald Reagan (as a bad guy :lol: ) and Clu Culager. Lee Marvin is absolutely brilliant though. He's such a wonderfull person, especially the last five minutes of the film. He's so tall and lean, and his shoes are wonderfull.

Oh, nice. The american version has grass on top of it. :P It was on sale for one day at amazon, a friend told me. Nice deal. :)

It's a great series, Indy! I bet you'll like it. :) I got mine on sale from amazon.co.uk for 70 euros. :o Nice price, since it's close to 200 normally.

I'm actually more of a Future Days guy. I say: there's a Can for every man!

I'd eat Adrenal. With skin and hair.

Tago Mago > Ege Bamyasi Both are good though. :

Fixed it for yah. Boris - Death Valley Havent listened to them much really. She looks great and makes catchy music. You shouldn't complain about Katy Perry.

I never knew they used "Ik hoor zo links en rechts' in English. Cool. : And there's too much good movies in cinema now! Benjamin Button, Slumdog Millionaire, Synecdoche New York, Milk, the Wrestler, revolutionary road, Doubt, Forst/Nixon, Rachel Getting Married, Gomorra and so much more. A bit too much if you ask me.

Slither I wonder what would've happened if they just had sex on the first night. Anyway, lots of oneliners. And it is a funny movie. But less funny than the first time.

The first. I am Legend is a bad movie. I don't have much hope for a prequel. If you want to see a good movie out of the same story watch the Last man on Earth.

Bonnie 'Prince' Billy - So Everyone At the moment, this must be my favorite song!

haha, this guy was really asking for it. "I may be the only metalhead that listens to hip-hop" I wonder what it is that makes people say stuff like that.

Talking Heads - Once in a lifetime

Radiohead - the National Anthem :thumbup:

Welcome Wagon - Sold! To the nice rich man

haha. :thumbsup:

I don't really like tatoos. It can be nice, sometimes. When it's something small and other people don't get to see it. I really can't understand why people put a three headed dragon on their back?

John Zorn - Litany Pt. 1

There are people who say that he isn't good? What analysis did you make?

You could try Vic Chesnutt. Indie folk rock, from America. He's been making music for about 20 years now, but he's not very well known. He was discovered by Michael Stipe, and is very populair among fellow musicians (which resulted in a tribute album). He's got a very nice voice and pens down some great lyrics. His albums West of Rome, Is the Actor Happy? and North Star Deserter (with A Silver Mt. Zion!) are very good. Also his last album with Elf Power and the Amorphous Strums is very good. It's called Dark Developments. Did I say that he's in a wheelchair?