dorkvader

banned because everyone else has banned me for that! woot im in a good mood this evening. have a ball whilst i sleep!

woot this is an excellent way to debate pointless stuff! my favorite! personally i think the pineapples is funnier but onley because i heard it that way first!. ok who wants to post their ideas next about this joke? also i wonder who came up with it?

i think mime is rarest, but for me, i havent gotten forester, or drill deamon. i think they are all = those rare ones. i got mime twice in the space of 5 minutes apart :D i dunno, but it seems to me that you get more events wcing yews and lob/ tuna/sword fishing than anytime else. maybe its just me...

gosh! banned for not banning the person above you Again! this is too easy seriousley. its the good antured spirit :D

you jump at the sound of your name being called by me from my helicopter. it scares the group of lemmings surrounding you. they all stampede with you over a cliff into a river. your carcass falls over the cliche'd waterfall onto some sharp rocks. then an anvil falls on your head.

jade pertz

banned for not banning... guess what mynickname is...?

left, because im left handed in gymnastics(my left hand is stronger) and right becasue im righ- handed everywhere else! i guess i pick both.... ok umm.... i pick ... rihgt! no! left! yeah im sticking with left (or right) ok. fleas or cocroaches?

no i was born in a hospital not on some ground (on "earth") lol the person (posting) under me is a person (who is posting) under me!

*in a stereotypical english accent* you, suh, are banned for not understanding that my esteemed name is moste certainley not mispelled. also you are naught to me but a feind and a knave. off with you now suh! you can not understand the cultured life of a loner dork. now, suh, begone with you! *drops fake accent*

in bases 4, the number 216(in base 10) is 3120

cash fa tooo

i get paid billions of dollers in reparations and legal fees and stuff. you die from "death by bureauocracy" ooh the worst kind. the horror, the horror!

did i blow up the fountain too? i've always wanted to do that! the vending machine blinks red and white, suddenley a massive concussion blasts from the machine as the rather explosive device detonates. it levels the entire building. you miraculousley survive. the insureance company pays for everything, but you dont get your coin back. shoves folded up doller bill into the coin slot and finds a bomb shelter. right after i secureley latch the top.....

hehe 2 + 2 = 4 this is indeed correct unless if one takes into account that it is not necisarily written in base 10 assuming it were written in base 3; 2 + 2 = 11 hehe!

mmmmm- tastey looks like the slimey eel from heroes quest find me a nice pick of the "Champs-Elys̮̩̉̉es" maybe with the arc de triomphe in the backgground?

this is an easy one i cant pass up banned ofr not knowing enough 8) this si great coming from an all-knowing dork!

i have a really nice ad- blocker.... also on ubuntu(linux) i can block any ads i see at any time! woot go linux the person under me has a good ad blocker

ask you i want so see a good mangeling of mine c'mon you can do it!

dont get me started on coutrey its not as bad as rap, but it comes close. they play it all the time in kentuckey grr. countryey the person under me dislikes any/all wars going on righ now

one morning you are found dead at the age of 83 next to your 20 year old wife.

i know where almost all teh countries are from azerbaijan to turkministan. even peru! britain is in europe. its a long flight from canader :) the person under me dislikes rap

ouch you are impaled by vlad III (dracula) that was his name his daddy was lord dracul. he was also called vlad the impaler. see he pits you on top of a stake and it slowley slides through you and after about 3 days it emerges from your head or mouth...

poor guy... find me a lobster (with butter preferabley)

whoah cool i get killed by the biggest building! you die from a 3 foot long worm parasite that slowley burns its way out of your body a little at a time using a type of acid (they really do exist) and stuff