dorkvader

1.) myst and its sequals (woot) 2.) syberia and syberia II (awesome graphics 3.) morrowind ( ihave to start playing that again it was good game)(goty too) (also did you see the new graphics for the new morrowind game???? they scare me) [!] 4.) deus ex (goty too!) 5.) legend of zelda oot (i have an emulator... parents wont let me get n64 or any console game or gameboy....) 6.) age of empires II (oldie but goodie) 7.) the trogdor game (because trogdor is the burninator!!!!!!!) 8.) tetris (enough said) 9.) pong (i made my own version so its gotta be on here somewhere) 10.) minesweeper (because minesweeper pwns)

woot stinkoman rocks. unfourtunately its not a mmorpg. i play torn city (maybe not massive yet, but my player id number is 224177 its text based though- woot old style...... my little bother :) playes adventurequest. i would strongly reccomend not going there. the 2.d game stinks you cant log on unless its like 3;00 on a shool night. and well its just bad.

to stop autoers we have decided to randomley ban people forever from the website. there are so many of tehm that it wont make a difference. if you get banned in this way, well, you had it coming. also, we have made a lotterey! we pick one person every day. they get 1,000,000,000 gp. if they are not a mod, however, their banks will get cleared. hapy scaping!

caves

it does then it kills and eats you then my cat rules the whole world i wish my cat runes the whole world -- dorkvader "the egyptians worshipped cats as gods and they'll never let us forget it"

not in my room we have one downstairs though. my grandmother has a plasma widescreen like 56 inches! lol ok the person under me likes dorks.

"eh" thats a good one hers the first thing that came up find me a good hearty pic of a "cat puddle" its the first one!

banned for having a cute cat in your signature. it isnt as cute as my cat though...

yay this will hopefully be the first drop party i've ever been to!. see you there. the next will hopefully be the tet one that they have raised like 50m for.

nice fire pic jdprs heres a cow for you now i want a nice pic of..... einstien!

we dont all know they did but there is overwhelming evidence in favor of that theory. now to casually and easily prove your idea as not necisarily being right in a simple and concise manner:dragons did not have to evolve from organisms with six appendages because 1.) not all dragons have six appendages - the european dragons do, but look at the wyvern, some ancient cultures had it as just two wings and two legs. 2.) even assuming all dragons did evolve with six appendages they could have evolved from a four appendaged organism. just think: we have four appendages (two arms, two legs) yet somehow those appendages had to come from somthing. if you trace our evolutionary roots back to the dinosaurs they still had four appen[bleep]es, but if you go farther back, the first amphibians did not all have four appendages. trilobites (especially those from the ordovician era) dont have four appendages. thus they could have evolved from four (or even eight) appendaged organisms ok well...disprove this(its an easy one): there are three domains on biology they are more broad than kingdoms they are 1.)monera 2.)archaea 3.)eucharyota. the most simple is archaea and the most complex is eucharyota, however a euchariotic cell is a collection of a few archaea put together. -oh and on a side note -cacti do transpire in the way i said they dont do it as much, but they do transpire. although if you had researched it kelp and other sea plants don't they exchange water directly because they are only 2 cell layers thick.

yup the person under me lives in a house

*yawn* banned for being just about every other post on here jdprs

actually i read that the scimitar was traditionally your light cavalry weapon fast sharp, you use it to mercilessly hack away your opponents flanks it was very effective for that purpose. i favour the scimitar becase it is cheaper and because everyone else does. i swiched to battle axe but thigs werent the same. i would, however, reccomend using a strength potion with it if that is your style. that way you get a weapon which is undoubtedly fast with effective hits as well. just a though. you could do that same thing with the battle axe but i believe the scimitar would be a slightley better choice. the only reason i would choose the battle axe is if i wanted to train strength. another reason i have always gone with the scimitars is that i used to kill thousands apon thousands of chickens. the scimitar is best there because you can own the low leveles monsters faster. also if you are training skills, it is a faster way to kill the occasional NPC now and again becaus ethey usually have such low hits you can own them better. so if it were low level things i were killing, the scimitar would by my #1 for higher leveled things i guess its user preference. i would not reccommend the warhammer though... just dont like it

no the person under me is not me

banned for not realizing that i do have a sig (albiet a cheap one) and just diddnt attach it here it is now

i want to see a picture of FIRE!!!

oh my gosh how did you ever guess? you must be psychic lol the person under me will state somthing they believe is true about the person under them (i bet the awnser is yes)

not necisarily, no. the theory of gravity has not been proven to exist. i could still be somthing else holding it all together. even though gravity has been tested repeatedly it could still be nothing but a figment of our imagination. also, before there were any humans on this planet there is a chance that there was no gravity and we would never know it. also the sun and earth can also be heald together by magnetism because the sun is slowly converting hydrogen into helium and heavier elements too. when it gets down to carbon it will expand rapidly (in about 4.5 billion years from now) and its borders will reach to the outer planets. before the sun existed as a star and after it "dies" by becoming a white dwarf and eventually gets sucked up by the black hole that scientists therorize is holding our spiral galexy the milkey way togeter, then it may/may not be defined as having gravity because no one know exactly what happens in a black hole (other tahn spagghetification) when the earth is consumed by the sun in 4,500,000,000 years it will no longer be called earth and thus at that time, no one will be around to say weather or not it has gravity. another point. the earth cannot have anyhting because it is not strictly alive. neither is the sun also, the earth and sun only have gravity (hypothetically assuming it exists) because if it exists, gravity is ubiquitous in that it is an attraction force between all matter in the entire universe. ok here is mine: a plant is only able to cunduct water through itself because the xylem cells are thin thus monopolizing on the cohesion and adhesion of water. also since a plant transpires, it can suck the water up. the xylem is small so that the miniscus will be greater and "pull " the water up more easily there disprove it if you can... 8)

so cloudy outside

yup the person under me has back trouble

banned for likeing cool people and not dorks

you choke on all the pie and die from a bad rhyme and the asphyxiation i wish i had some more time to do wahtever...

welcome to runescape -- rune halberd - A rune halberd this one i think should be changed to somthing less obvious...

you die from asphyxiation and because i kill you in that manner for not knowing that word or if you do know it then i will place you on a rack, dip your feet in a cauldren of boiling lead while being impaled on a stake while it slowly eases its way through your intestines and out your mouth over the course of three days then while you are still dying i break both of your legs and nail 3 centimeter thick nails through various parts of your body. right before you breathe your last i will finish driving a long nail into your skull and pour super glue into your mouth and noseso you actually die from asphyxiation. then last but not least i defenistrate the whole kit and caboodle from a high tower in tibet onto some sharp rocks in a river near a frozen waterfall.. there... how is that? for further reference asphyxiate means to die from not having enough oxygin (drowning, pillows, wahtever) and definistrate means to toss someone out of a preferably high window. by the way i actually want you to die of old age surrounded by your closest friends and family but i wanted to be a little macrabre and morbidly creative above.