dwarfie76

Take any object you have to the nearest general store and they will tell you what it is worth.

Bah, your nineties fashion faux pas have nothing on some of the hideous things we wore back in the eighties. Acid wash denim, Skinny leather ties, parachute pants, black fabric jackets with white vinyl sleeves, pastels, dayglo... the list of horrors is endless.

There's an opening in the middle of it already.

And what if I say the glass is at 50% capacity?

At the moment I'm working as an IT consultant / Software architect. Basically advising corporations and government departments on their inter/intra/extranet software requirements and writing custom software for them. In the next five years or so though I'd like to move into an ICT management role somewhere. Something where there would be a bit more of a sense of ownership about the work I do, rather than feel like I'm constantly working on "other people's stuff". As for occupational hazzards though... the other day I poked myself with a paperclip, does that count?

C++, Java, PHP and PERL :wink:

Mitsubishi Triton dual-cab 4X4

The Magdalene Sisters? Only because I developed a massive crush on Anne-Marie Duff after watching her in Shameless and I wanted to see her in the neeeeewd. But yeah, wicked movie... nuns are really like that.

Its called a copout I realise that - 2 decades on. In fact I think I had a pretty good idea back then. But if I learnt one thing through 13 years of Catholic education it was: Don't fuc^D^D^D mess with nuns.

OK, so it looks like you guys copied each other's papers when you both failed reading and comprehension. The fact that they can be bought doesn't make them any "easier" to do. Cooking (with the exception of meat and fish), crafting and herblore all require correct sequencing of items. You need to use X object with Y object then use Y object with Z and so on. Now if, on the other hand, in your alternate reality "easier" means "quicker to obtain given limitless funding" you would be right.

Discussing whether F2P is the full game and P2P the expansion pack or P2P the full game and F2P the demo is a bit like arguing over whether a glass is half full or half empty.

Um no... I have boy bits in my pants... rather impressive ones too. I just put it in there to see if anyone was actually watching.

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He works in mysterious ways. At least that's what the nuns used to tell me when I asked questions like that back in school. If God exists and you ever meet her, perhaps you could ask.

Defining "easy" by the number of people who have it is flawed from the outset. From easiest to most dificult IMHO: Agility Prayer Woodcutting Fishing Mining Firemaking Fletching Smithing Magic Hitpoints Attack Strength Ranged Defence Cooking Crafting Runecrafting Slayer Herblore Farming

Well, in Genesis it does clearly state that God made light on the first day and the sun, moon and stars on the fourth.

Well technically everyone does, because they're simply generated on the fly using information from the high scores table. Whether or not they use them is a matter of personal preference.

Um, you started the argument. And no, the two posts revolve around completely different principles. Accepting your beliefs as facts, and continuing to believe them despite facts which go against them are two very different notions. Come off it, not everyone will always know the meaning of any word. However I'd expect anyone who has started high school to know what impervious means. And if, by chance, they don't then I'd expect them to be able to use a dictionary.

No it doesn't mean the same thing. And if you think "impervious" is a big word I'm surprised you're capable of pushing enough buttons in the right order to generate a coherent post. Oh wait, you're not. Astralinre (oh no - another word with ten letters in it, how ever will you cope) had remarked that some religious people accept their beliefs as facts. My point was that they often accept their beliefs even though facts directly contradict them. Apologies to anyone with an IQ higher than their shoe-size for needing to explain all that.

Facts are things that can be proven. What you've got there is a religious belief, not a fact. Yes, but to someone with strong religious convictions, faith is as good as fact. Actually to most people with strong religious convictions, faith is impervious to fact.

What happens when you die: You stop breathing. You heart stops pumping. Neurological activity ceases and you become completely unresponsive to any stimulus. Your eyes remain fixed and the pupils dilate and do not respond to changes in light. You lose control of your bowels and bladder. Your body begins to cool toward room temperature. Gravity begins to draw the blood in your body to the lowest point. The skin takes on a pale appearance and the muscles tighten and stiffen. Bacteria begin to attack the dead tissue giving off gasses and causing your body to bloat. Rigor mortis ends as enzymes attack the tissues and the skin loses adhesion with the underlying tissue. After a time the bacteria cause the blood still contained in your circulatory system to darken giving the body a 'roadmap' appearance. Eventually the attack on the corpse by bacteria, fungus and insects (and in some cases birds and animals) cause the flesh and organs to putrefy and become liquid, shearing off the skeletal structure.

Facts are things that can be proven. What you've got there is a religious belief, not a fact.

She only poos once a week? Man, that would get uncomfortable. However, I'm sure if you google hard enough, you'll find pictures of girls doing poo. However, I'd recommend not searching for those pictures from work.

I don't think I've ever said it out loud, but in my mind it's "Ar-Doon" (rhymes with 'noon')

First thing I did was try to pick up someone's cat.