pharoah660

Raaaaaaah! The horrer! ohhh that is a hideous thought... It would be like kingdome hearts... bleh... ya I get that people like having stupid characters combined into other stuff but... no... jus-just-just no... now if you don't mind I need to go pickle my cucumbers in sulphuric acid to keep them from Disney evil...

rune(t) actually... espescially with the right gloves and cape and such... gilded makes you look like a bannana if you wear it with all gold... Too much potasium for my taste...

welcome to runescape a magical plank that lets you walk through walls (goblin village near observatory door) welcome to runescape around here this is where you buy new doors (rellaka fur stall) Welcome to runescape Spooooooon! (wooden spoon) Welcome to runescape not as good as a pet frog (sickle) Welcome to runescape makes diced humans (blades in agility arena) Welcome to runescape except for the braaaaaaaains on the label it looks pretty good (zombie shirt) those are some of my best...

Ralah the huntress! w00t! It sounds feminine, and it appears to be the only ralah in the thread. I wub my name, it used to be darkur which seemed racist since me skin is kharidian in runescape and I thought they were implying my darker complection... but ralah... it works... for me atleast!

Nicest done to me: I was actually paid for the flax I picked for my employer. Finally made 300k... bought myself a gold mystic bottom the most money I havee ever had :cry: Nicest I've done: Gave my gold mystic bottom to a girl who saved me in the wilderness. Most money I have ever had :cry: It seems like all the memorable things in my life revolve around my first good flax employer and that gold mystic bottom, and that is in 5 years of playing. ehh oh well I enjoy poverty nothing to distract me from bot killing and selling chinchompa real estate...

When I go out hunting in my Larupia most people will end up talking to me while I sell real estate to chinchompas and then a little while later I will take it off and they will be shocked I am a girl... People generally think I am too intelligent for a girl... and as a feminist... that irks me. Perhaps growing up without some kind of accent has kept me from truly understanding why people think i dun type smartlike... Hmmm maybe not... Oh and most people act shocked when I tell them that I am a girl in real life and I actually don't like the idea of having some guy sport me as a virtual trophy while stupidly giving me stuff that I will quickly die in just out of spire #-o oh well... I don't try to understand stupidity... but it sure is fun to watch :lol:

Hmmm the day I found my best ever flax employer... sometime last January I think... and it was the first time after 4 or so years of playing that I had enough money to buy something I wanted... a gold mystic bottom for 300k or somthing... alas that was still the most money I have ever had... If only I didn't hate fletching :-k. Oh and the day that a guy decided to be my mentor when I was level 5 and taught me the joys of poverty, bot hunting, poverty, and playing the game for fun... not levels... although I wish I had followed the scamming merchant guy who would have taught me how to become uber rich without *wince* fletching and alching... Alas...

I have had in my entire 5 years of playing... 300k! Of course my conscept of money is greed and greed is a sin sort of keeps me from my true potential... And I hate fletching... Alas, Poverty is so cruel... but I would despise this game if the money I had could by me what I wanted... Ok so I hate money... I suppose my real life desires an opposite in this game... So I remain in poverty... but with little money one musn't waste... alas :( ... alas :boohoo: ... eheu :| ... eheu :cry: ...but :-k ... sed #-o ...hooray :P ... eugapae! :lol:

Oooh I have been reported all the time for having new items. Ok so I am holding a steel hasta a few days ago, I get swarmed with people to tell me what it is. Not the brightest people in the world: What is that? Me: A hasta, on the front page it shows everything you need to know... NBPW: So how do you make one? Me:barabarian training... NBPW:So where is that Me:up in the baxtorian falls NBPW:so where is that? Me: try looking on the world map. East of the gnome stronghold... Basically this went on for HOURS! I was so ticked off that I yelled: just look on the front page! it tells you everything you need to know! They responded.... You have to tell us it is against the rules not to tell people about your stuff Reported! I was flabergasted... Finally I just equiped my hunters crossbow and it started again! :evil: Oh I have also been reported for know stuff, a person was selling a bronze hasta 350mil and I said that my steel hasta (kp) wasn't even worth 1k because they are pretty much useless... He of course reported me for price manipulation. Oy... and don't even get me started on how I was botting at impetuous impulses... ya like that would work.... :-k

ugh ohhh I know what I would say! Don't follow the upright player who decided to mentor you! He will tell you how to play the game for pure luxury! He will give you a set of armour up to mithril each level you get! He will tell you to train all skills a little to learn what you like! He will teach you everything you need to know in order to live in perfect poverty... and still be happy! He will tell you about the horrers of bots and macroers and forever make plunge into a crusade against rulebreakers. He will make you never want a rare and forever poison you on player killing... Follow the mage guy! He could teach you that money is all that matters, to train one skill until you have it maxed! He would give you a job as a runner to buy money for runes! He will make you selfish and horrible and never mention anything about right and wrong! or Follow the merchant! He quit and would have given you a mask!!! Then never sell it... You might make more than 300k in your 5 years of playing! oh and that highwayman isn't a player, he is programmed to kill you. You don't have to run screaming into falador. oy... and when hunter comes out don't just think you'll like it... Keep doing it! It will be your favorite skill! oy so much more... *begins work on time machine*