Ragen

So is my sofa but you don't hear him complaining. I need some coffee.

2/10

Banned for being a red gummi bear.

I'm not that evil... I think >.< Besides, I'd rather have that name for myself and my book (when I get round to writing it). Try something weird like Mr Blue or Mr Pineapple. Perfect villian names.

I'd wear the beard in a reverse mowhawk and scratch my chest with it. I'd then sell myself to the circus and become and elephant tamer and a lion juggler. I'd then go and stand on a really tall bridge and compose a song about having a beard that won't shave, become a famous singer and then spend all my money on an incredibally small piece of pie, just to throw at all those hippies that started camping on my lawn. After that, I'd buy a small bulldozer and go bulldoze some large coffee mugs into oblivion. Seven minutes later, aliens start prodding me with breadsticks. I laugh at their feeble attempts to hurt me as breadstick after breadstick crumbles into crumbs upon my mighty muscles. Then the alpha little green man sprays gummy bears into my eyes. I fall to the floor screaming and trying to disembed their claws from my retinas. Then the breadsticking continues. 15 Word rules good? What would you do if YOU had hippies on your lawn?

3/10.

:wall: :D OK lets stop.

Lizzy :-w

Same :D Plus Casino Royal at the end. I'd heard it was good, but that was bloody brilliant. Best Bond IMO.

Tu parles francais? C'est superb! (You speak french? Excellent!). Tu es banned car tu es un poisson. (You are banned - pardon my English - because you are a fish).

3/10 :P

You mean a new years resolution? Already got a thread on that. Clicky

This kind of thread is not appropriate. It is not funny to waste moderators time.

This kind of thread is the reason that polls were banned.

Banned because I played the original DuckTales game for the SNES and the fact that I'm a pirate! Yeargh!

Banned because drinking bleach is very bad for you.

Tool - Rosatta Stoned Then The Beatles - Twist & Shout Then Find out for yourself (Last FM)

Banned for allowing yourself to be corrected when you were right. Offtopic Forum Sausage General discussions Board And Mash I'd like some fries with my awesomeness please.

My main present this year was a punch bag. Unfortunately, the chain was missing so we're going to have to get it replace >.< Other than that, I got some weights, a guitar stand, smells, lots of socks and boxers and several guitar picks.

So says you. I think there is something inherently wrong with punching people in face for no reason other than wanting to. ok..let's play the "why game". You keep making statments and I keep saying why until you realise there is no inherent value without god. Social status. I don't need a god to uphold my morals and neither do most people I beleive. If they are ridiculed and outcast or looked down upon by their peers for doing something, then they quickly develope the "No thats wrong" instinct - morals.

I had fillet steak :D Was slightly put off though as my Uncle ate his blue *Bleargh*

I don't get it, anyway I'll start some statement. Tyranitar Owns ya, ok? :twisted: No, I own! I doubt you could kill quatrillion Tyranitars though. :twisted: Ownage is through noobyness. Like the noob_guys! Woot! I can see this thread turning into a massive nested quote very quickly. Interesting experiment :D And btw - Ownage comes only through the use of Toothpicks.

Hehehehe...... HUGGZORED! TPUM is a rabbit.

........... Sausage :D Banned for the far too appropriaty on Christmas :D