Ragen

Your making me paranoid now, really paranoid. 502

God directly, the womble mafia indirectly. The secret of Genesis is that God had really been taken hostage by a powerful womble clan known as the Furries. They forced hi to make the Universe and humanity so their secret propaganda could be played through a childrens TV program. Throught time, human blood had always been rainbow coloured, but when the program stopped having new episodes made, the wombles were mad. As a punishment, they changed our blood to the colour red as a reminder of our secret slavery to their evil will. Why did the chicken cross the road?

500..... I got the 500th post!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!! PWNEDEDEDED FLIBBLDLDY BLIBBLE TO DA MAX

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Banned for being a 1 post newb :XD:

Hehe I can do that, they tend to walk away in disgust more often than not though. Am I doing it wrong?

This is my current last three movies, Road to Perdition (2002) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0257044/ This was a pretty good gangster movie set in the 1930's. It was pretty depressing throughout and the ending was nasty. I thought it was brilliant. Kung Fu Hustle (2005) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0373074/ I had high hopes for this one and I just a little disappointed. It good just not as good as I had expected. The fight scenes were amazing but the story didn't really seem too brilliant. Cars (2006) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0317219/ I expected this to be awful and I went to see it without great expectations. It got off to a bad start but it got better and better as it went along. Even though the beginning was a bit crap, this was a very good film. Don't judge it before you've seen it, it was pretty damn good. [Offtopic] How do you do the thing where you give a link a different name like indy did last post.

^Needs to share the love and cast away his fears VMeow

Because it's had a hippy sitting on it. And everyone knows that hippy bums contain green dye. But thats a conspiracy man, you can't tell anyone or the government will take us away in space ships to the moon colony :XD: Why does the earth spin on an axis and not at random?

Pushups are good for toning your body more than strength. If you do things like pushups down stairs or with your feet on a box, you'll get your strength up a lot faster. I think it is best to do a combination of weights and lighter exercise to get yourself a toned, strong and muscular body (just like mine :D ).

Noooooooooo! My rock! Banned for having minions >.<

488 >.< I post in games, not to get up my post count, but to have fun and spam my heart out in a relaxed and friendly forum community. Blibble

I'd like to think that I will go to heaven. I'm not sure what heaven is though. I think it just means peace and well not feeling anything must be peaceful (even though you couldn't feel the peace because you can't feel anything). I don't like the idea of an eternity, I imagine that I would get bored. To die now would really upset me (even though I couldn't feel upset) as I think I have so much more to live for. If I live to be 80+ though, death, as Dumbledore said, will just be my next great adventure.

Ok men I've got ideas. Lots of them. 1. A singing toilet to cover up embaressing noises. It has to play "Take away my pain". 2. A pillow that sings you to sleep. 3. A trampoline that you can't fall off >.< 4. A vibrating sofa :D 5. Cookies that double as frizzbees and bananas that double as boomarangs. 6. A hamster wheel for dogs 7. Pens that have strawberry flavoured ink so you can eat your coursework if you don't like it instead of wasting paper. 8. Pencil lead that doesn't break 9. Guns that don't kill, they make people happy :XD: 10. A bomb that sends flowers everywhere :3> 11. A robot docter who tells jokes to cheer you up after telling you that you've got cancer 12. A radio which doesn't electricute you in the bath. I'll post more when I'm on my next creative burst. Blibble

Banned for taking the easy route out.

It's the minion dude! 10/10

^AP means nothing to me. Anyway, I know nobody who fits exactly one stereotype. You have to treat everyone the same, don't expect a "geek" to be the perfect man or a "jock" to be a jerk. They may end up doing that, but it's not fair on everyone else who gets labelled because of what a few people do. Give people a chance to show themselves as who they really are before judging them.

I think I've had a decent adventure sometime >.< I just can't remember it. I guess I'll just tell you the story about the pyscho farmer then. I'd been playing football as you do, in the grounds of a public house. My friend *cough* skied the ball into the field over the fence. The farmer was in the process of harvesting his crop but he was down the other end of the feild so I guessed it was ok. I was in the middle of the feild, just picking up the ball when I heard a shot. The farmer had stopped the tractor and I thought he was shooting at me. I stood rooted to the floor as he screamed at me to "Get offa my crops". I stuck my hands up in the air so he wouldn't shoot me >.< This really pissed him off so he drove the tractor thingy towards me and started chasing me. Let me tell you, having a psychopathic farmer who just shot at you trying to run you down in a combine harvester is one of the scariest things that can happen to a eleven year old. I dived through the bush at the last moment. As I look back now, I realise that the farmer probally shot into the air (or his engine backfired) and that he would never really run me over. But at the time... I really believed he was a psycho.

Banned for the moogleness

Sure I'd eat it. My body is a well toned trash can. It has become immune to eating un-healthy stuff after 15 years of abuse. That burger wouldn't even give me wind. Let me give you an idea. At a barbeque this weekend I had three chicken steaks, ten or more spare ribs, four pork chops, chinese chicken steaks, a rump steak and trifle for pudding. And I've still got washboard abs. I havn't been able to crap since though >.<

Still diggin that there signiture. 10/10

Uhh.... A matress, fluff, two dead rats, my sister, my grandma, three men in a tub, the baker, the shaker and the candlestick maker, old socks, boxers, beer in a box, a clan of wombles and another matress. Boy I need to tidy up :shock:

Banned for having a name like tomdavies90 -.-

You're going to be eaten alive by a giant cat called Satan.

Go Get em Gazza!