Locke_Superbus

i work on the philososophy that if you dont get hit you cant lose, its served me well in my 23 fencing tournements \

did you open the health chest? it says it recovers all your stats, the prayer might have been an oversight though

i felt i right noob the first time i got to jad, got hit 70 something and my ROL teled me away :roll: stupid me, that probably would have been the time i would have hit 20s every time on him had i not been teled seeing as theres a aeon spaning conspiracy against me :x

when i finally get membership back im going to finally beat that stupid behemoth, apperently with sound effects on you dont even need to watch his attacks, but hey we all have bouts of mis-clicking,

finally those wannabe pkers got owned, when i get members again next week ive really got to get into this POH stuff :lol:

all in all Ninja Locke is probably worth around the 20 mil mark, but he has become one with his prized full guthans and wont ever EVER trade it (well maybe for everysingle rare...........and full guthans :lol: ) he kinda regretting selling his red mask this time last year for 6mill, but hey we all make stupid mistakes

im not really bothered about exp in mining, i just want more availibilty of the ores, trees are much more abundant and give multiple logs per tree, ores should be the same

when i had a crazy thought/premonition that death runes were about to be craftable (dont ask, i just have to follow these stupid thoughts, they usually end up happening) i went from 57-65 rc using the duel ring method over 2 days, which almost melted my brain, but it turned out my prediction was wrong and it was another 8 months before death runes were craftable :lol:

i managed to shave quite a lot of hp off of him on my first try, but getting smashed for 66 freaked me out and made me miss a couple of prayer switches, and i died :cry:

waaaaaahhhhhh!!!!! i cant use that uber 1337 anger sword again :cry: god those weapons were nice, oh well the quest took less than 20 minutes for me to figure out, but was still fun nonetheless

only 2 years? i swear i can recall 3 chrismases and 4 easters in Rs2, gah that beer must be killing off more brain cells than i thought :oops:

OOOOOOO can i be the witch king or saruman please? ive got plenty of runes to pwn the hobbits with :wink: and decent allround stats so i can play anyone if those parts are taken

oh dear there goes my plan of showing you lightwieghts REAL endurance via 28+ kegs of beer in 1 minute :lol: oh well, ill be there, cheers!

also depends on how many noobs are on the other team, i once massacred 35 steel noobs with my crystal bow, constant 15s poon them good :lol:

lol you lot managed to capture the stupidest things ive ever said :lol: 'we are the cabbage men' and 'i like brocoli' anyway the 7 of us that went into the wildy all got pooned save me and trojann by a lvl110 at GDs (we ran like little girls when it was just us left) PS. please forgive my rubbish screenie skills, im a noob in this area :lol:

23.5mil 11.5mil 48% christ and i regarded myself as a skill totaller

i want to be a slave just to do my bit for the tip it community, im probably only worth 300k at most though :cry:

whats pi(e) bombing? just dropping pies everywhere or chucking mud pies at each other?

there might finally be a decent way to get crushed birds nests for herblore now, i might actually get my herblore up now

i think your just getting lucky with the fire giants, ive got on average ablood rune drop every 30 giants since i was able to kill the things which is about 2 years :roll:

finally i might actually see other sentient beings in the death altar, the most noob proof place in the game ill be there for sure in the hopes of reaquiring an abby intestine :lol: , btw 198 QP pWNzoRz yUo!!!11

the new poll encouraged me to do the last two quests i had left, which were rat catchers and troll romance (worst quest idea IMO) so its 198 atm

about 11hours, i was bored so i did a nat making marathon

the new tool is magic secutars, but beware they are bugged and when wielded can 1 hit anything if you have killed 1 tanglefoot without un/equipping anything, i hit a blue drag for 105 in 1 hit!

the magic secutars from the new quest can 1 hit kill anything --instruction removed by mod--, i would boycott the wildy just incase it extends to pvp as well, its like the knife bug all over again :roll: