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Boris5000

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  1. It's been done... Nipples
  2. I put a tracer on the green-dotted cheese. I find you and beat you senseless with my rubber chicken... I take the cheese and drop it in the bottomless pit (which is 60ft deep) thus I don't have the cheese...
  3. A long time ago in a past, teachers had giant machines that slaughtered all children. However, now they eat monstrous amounts of cute chickens that are dangerous because they like to. On Sundays, cookies are slowly melted down to save the planet of New Zealand. The planet USA, however, tried to erect a statue which they believed would lead to the discovery of plankton! Which is very easy to eat without teeth because it has microscopic organsims. Pigs aren't too keen on swimming with alligators, crocodiles however, they really like to fly with mudkips. They like slaughtering eachother quickly. One day, an H-Bomb exploded, but nothing has destroyed mankind. Elephants, whose bank statements are very cool are likely to buy melted cheese. However, Stereotypes are a really nice thing. Grammar Nazis are epic phails, but they help to watch youtube videos of paris hilton
  4. I never bothered to learn how to solve rubix cubes, but I watch people do it on youtube, 5 x 5 rubix cube ownage...
  5. bury bones in the stronghold of security every 20 odd minutes he should come...
  6. Sell the guitar and amp seperatly, I did that with my electronic drumkit... Put no price on it, chances are you either alot of money, or not much money, but you will get something, considering you haven't used it for 2 years :?
  7. Unless they have darling personalities
  8. You are underweight for your height Your BMI is 16.5If your BMI is less than 18.4 you are underweight for your height. Are you eating enough calories every day? People who are underweight may be at risk from health problems, including loss of bone density, malnutrition and irregular periods (women). However, you may be naturally slim and will not need to change your eating habits. Right... I need to get shorter -.-
  9. :o good idea :twisted: 16th b'day party coming up too :twisted:
  10. Or kranked, you simply walk off with the money, and you don't even need to go into the store, if they are younger its more simple to do it, beleive or not my dad did it all the time. I'm 16, most kids I do it to are 15. A group of 15 year olds could thrash me around if they saw me just walking off with their money. Also it's better to build a reputation as a nice guy than a thief among people, pretend to be the nice guy but be the thief ;) My dad is large and muscular, I don't think a group of 15 year olds will attempt to fight him lol
  11. I was listening to hero of war and my mum started crying...
  12. Or kranked, you simply walk off with the money, and you don't even need to go into the store, if they are younger its more simple to do it, beleive or not my dad did it all the time.
  13. No. Sounds like a paedophilia case anyway :| I don't think so, he seems pretty legitimate, I know the signs and what to watch out for. And I doubt anyone would want to mess with me anyway. Trust is the first scam. Yeah, well I just turned 16, and I've still managed to stay single... I have no clue who likes me lol, and yes I do talk to girls
  14. Wow, if this is true, I will give you a cookie, can i be one of the examples?
  15. I'm 6ft and weigh around 55Kg, so I am underweight, dunno why, I eat a bowl of coco-pops every morning, 2 sandwiches at lunch (either cheese or ham) and I eat w/e my parents give me at dinner, lol. And 2-3 portions of fruit after that. So yeah I'm healthy, but I still eat alot of junk food, But I also walk, everywhere! On the topic of skinny girls? I would say I used to have a thing for them :?
  16. I'm getting it tommorow, on my birthday aswell lolol, lucky me... Ive been listening to the songs on youtube, and I have to say my favourites from this album are saviour, audience of one and kotov syndrom
  17. Fyi, On the nitendo channel there is a clip of Pes2008, where they track the eye movements of the player in the developing process. It's a bit unprecise, but it looks nice. OMG really! I want, eye control movement for CS:S I would so own... But it would fail so hard :cry:
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