Darkluniux

Oh yeah...A new quest that will come with a whole new form of transport, it will be called something like "the dark cavern", oh wait! i htink i will change the name it shalt be called "enlighted journey" oh! what a coincidence! There is already a new quest with a new form of transport this month, it is called enlighted quest too! omG! Duh! Anyways, i thnk it will release something like "you need lvl 47 hunting to capture cave bats" or something. Or it might be nothing like the hoax about "the new quest of the cave in the lava in the karamja's volcano" duh! again :P

all your 99's are "ings" also, maybe jagex is not well informed of the english language.(now wait 5 seconds to let that sink in about how absurd it is.) Oh yeah, jagex is surely not well informed about english, after all having a company in england, be english and watch too much monty python is not motive to say "i know english". Anyways, this whole disscution is a little obsolete, you know, i got like lvl 16 in hunt and i donÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâôt know because i did not checked if it says hunt or hunting... Ah yeah! i want to be lvl 99 woodcutter and then highalch with i hope near lvl 99 magicing!!!

Many thanks to keep alive this little party! Check original post to mega update. Well, it is not mega but at lerast is an update.

1337 bump3rx0rz!111111 Yes, i know, it is 1337 but afterall, who cares? ah yes, m' blog is updated soo...errr... :-k :pray:

Vampire dust... "Get 300 vampire dust and make a vampire bomb to hunt more vampires" ok ok, at least it is original!

Thank you all for your feedback, i'm really glad that my event interest you, it is a nice form of having fun and learn some history at same time :)

Oh...skul scepte, a nice piece of junk :) by the way it is nice, good luck getting it and when you get it: WEAR IT PROUDLY! YOU BUMPERXXOR! Yeah, dont bump a blog of errr..oh yeah what a nice pourpouse, get a skull sceptre, i'm sure you will be fine with a full hallowen outfit :P

Good Day stron' warriors, take thee sword and lets cut some errr...ah, nothing like a nice cuppa'tea! Well, this will be my own blog, so i can say all i will want and talk about m' life in runescape or sometimes same random gibberish like "PHR33 SP4XX0RS PL0XXX!!!!111111111" just to be a little pesky un-original or cool, by the way, i'm here to errrr...ah yes! My runescapian life. D'oh! i'm too bored to revive m' olde post so i will just copy paste. Enjoy! Ah yes, remember to joi in ye olde battle of ye crusades by clicking the link in m' siginature. Welcome to my olde blogScape, it is a blog, but... What can be a blog? A spammer blog... Well, blogs are the most lethal form of spam in the internet and now tip.it allows then... What means? FREE SPAM FOR ME! Oh yeah! You know me, i'm a little mad but a serious too. So what we gonna do? Ok: Hello, Hi, Hola, Hallo, Alo, bonyorno, Ok, this will be my blog, yes, my own blog, and i will show you the way of a not average runescape player can see this game! PREPARED? NO? I DNOOT CARE! BECAUSE I'M MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD! O RLY? no -_- Well... M' runescapian life: I really donnot rememebr in what day i born, i only remember than i born like a noob: IN MINICLIP! WHAT UGLY! Ok, i remember when i took my black clothes and a my nice black hair... I was wandering arround and fighting some giant rats when...I BORN IN LUMBY! I remember! Well, after i born my soul was in a extrange place, it is called "the island". I really donnot know the porpouse of the island, but... Hey people, taht sound noobish, everybody knows that! the island is the tutorial island! What a noobish part! So what about if i go ahead? Warning: The following text might contain spoilers. This makes the blog more aerodynamic, and thus more maneuverable at high speeds. Take caution and carry a first-aid kit at all times if you don't know that Snape kills Dumbledore, Rosebud is a sled, the Planet of the Apes was Earth all along, the Narrator is Tyler Durden, Bruce Willis is a ghost, Wallace is the were-rabbit, King Kong dies, Timmy is stupid, the culprit was, in fact, the butler all along, the animator suffers a fatal heart attack before the Black Beast of Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh gets them, and Luke, I am your father! Ok, my first breath in varrock: Well, i remember it very well, i was walking arround the map very lossed, so i saw it! a nice iron mine! WOW! AN iron mine! LET ME....OH NAH! I NEED TO BE LVL 15 MINING, TO BE LVL 15 I MUST SURELY PLAY THIS GAME FOR A YEAR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH MY LIFE IS OVER!. Then, i saw it! Copper mines, so y take my nice bronze pick and them: AAAAAAW AN UGLY GIANT! A GOLEM!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAH! ITS LVL 17! IT WILL KILL ME HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!! Then i ran and get varrock: AAAAAAAAH! GUARDS LVL 21 AAAAAAAAH! And i was lossed: Where is varrock? Is this lumberjack? how i go to lumberjack? IS LUMBRIGE NOOB! Oh... So, i went to lumby again and bought a map, so go to varrock again: HA HA! THIS IS VARROCK! HA HA! I USE INTERNET! O'RLY? YEAH! well, i was happy... OH! this is bored, i better do some good work now =). Warning: The above text contains spoilers. It is now safe to turn off your computer. Ye olde Order of Potato. Maybe no one knows about it, because it was totally fake, it wasn`t an illuminati secret organization planning to destroy the cabbage in runescape, no, only was my work. I made a new tip.it account, called order_of_Potato_master, and it was cool, soo good, everybody flamed me and i was happy, because i wa sthe copycat wanna be order of cabbage guy! Nice no? Uh? well, i wa sonly needing to say you this information. Ye not so much older Brotherhood of the skull. Yes, i was co-founder and actually grand master, this is only a bunch of odd peple who wants to march arorund runescape in lines wearing monk robes and the skull sceptre for the stronghold of security. My odd life of a human. Yeah, why do i like to create odd stuffs in runescape? Because i like too much the mithology, the history and the universals secrets. Of coourse, i'm not a nerd and i practice Tae-Kwon-Do (it is a korean Karate). Well, i like to read too and make some internet stuffs, like internet phenomens (all your base are belong to us, O rly, etc...) And play some online games. I know too much about runescape members too (but i was member only 17 days Sad ) Do i already say he fact what i'm from Venezuela and i speak spanish? Well, i think it is all! I hope you lost your time reading this Spam. Please donnot close this, because i will write more, because this is my Blog about runescape life. Ah yes, i got 1113 cabbage in bank, and i want more! Ah yes, my dog is called Horus and the another Isis. Want to get a mithological question answered? Well, i wil lsearch for you inquiry and answer it! Just post your question! Remmeber. Mithos, legends, templars, illumianti, etc... And of course, my forums: http://z7.invisionfree.com/Dar.....index.php? And if you understand spanish, visit http://groups.msn.com/darkluniuxcastle (yup, a group msn in spanish made by me). Well... Mithology and me I remmeber when i saw my first episode of Asterix the Gale, I was introduced in roman mithology... Now i read books about it and hear classical music, you hate me, dont you? Happy future reading! Oh well, this is my second day of writting massive spam for the masses, i was wandering arroind forums and i was thinking: EGG TO PHAT!??! THOSE GUYS ARE MAD!!!!! If they cannot have a pHat trading with all their stuffs, WHAT ARE THEY THINKING WHEN THEY SAY EGG TO PHAT!??! Yeah, that is convert 1gp to 100m gp. Well... If anyone got that trade i will congrat him and say WOW! WARNING:THIS IS ONLY MY POINT OF VIEW ABOUT A HARD THEME, PLEASE DONNOT BAN ME FOR WRITE THIS. I was very agry wen tip.it eliminated the amazing Did you Know? section of the tip.it times. Ok, it was full of information what i already know, but anyways was nice, because it sometime had me odd information i used. Now it donnot have that nice section. OK! What means all the chat about the way of see the life of runescape? IF YOU'RE MERCHANTING YOU GOT MONEY AND CALLED NOOB, IF YOU'RE COMBAT YOU IWLL CALLED NOOB ANYWAYS BUT YOU GET MONEY TOO, YOU ARE A NOOB TO EVERYBODY'S EYES AND MORE BLAH BLAH BLAH! Well, many people will find tthat interesting but me not, i donnot care sbout that because i already know the crude reality of a MMORPG like runescape, full of people who fights in name of themselves. I said already: THIS IS MY POINT OF VIEW, DONNOT BAN ME PLEASE. NEW UPDATE! Scared Oh noes! that is the emoticon's name above this text! I donnot know why. Well, i was in draynor chopping willow, i love to chop willow, well, not really, i had 71 woodcuttin in main, but this is my new main be cause ye olde one was banned, so i wa scutting tree with a black axe. Ok, a black axe is a black axe, it is sinester, well, not really, it just says when you examines it. Anyways i was chopping willow in draynor, did you know that? YES? ok, let me show some jokes what i did: Random1: Buying rune axe 20k Me: In soviet russia, axe buys you!!!! Random2: Oh noes, a russian. i hate russian, go america. Me: Bla bla bla. Random3: selling steel axe. Me: In soviet russia, axe sells you!!! Random2: Oh man, shut up. Me: In soviet russia, shut ups you!! Random4: Ahahahaha, you're so funny. Me: Oh well, anyways. Random2: You noob, shut up stupid, go to another world dam russian! Me: I'm venezuelan -_- Random2: Oh yea stupid russian. Me: Errr... in taht case...i 'm communist Random2: YEAH! go america! Me: In soviet russia, american goes you!!! Random2: Sut up stupid. Me: Oh yeah, i'm sacred man. Radom2: Sacred you? Me: Yeah, i'm sacred, i'm the son of osiris. Random2: Uh? Me: Yeah, i'm the son of all, i'm the son of god, of buda, of a odd guy, of an angel... Random2: Shut up russian. Me: Oh yeah, you can read my name in the bible, the ramayana, the necronomicon, the principia discordia... Me: In all sacred books yo ucan imagine... Random2:noob Me: Oh yeah, i'm the son of the gods. Me: i'm the father of al and the son of all. Random2:I'm your dad! Me: yeah, i'm your son but your father too because i'm too sacred man! Random2: O, give me all your money, listen to your father. Me: Nah, you're only a odd guy go away. Random2: err? Me: In soviet russia, errrrs You!???? Well, that was a part, this converzation was so bored so i logged in my pure woodcutter called Son of Gutix and dressed i nall green with long green hair and i was laugthing while tipping: Me: I'm the son of gutix. Random1: A calvin clein suit? Me: No! the son of my father guthix. Random2: ROLF NOOB! Me: Well, please guthix, donnot punish him. Random2: Oh yeah, i'm the son of zammy. Me: Nah, his son is iban, i hate my cousin iban. Me: idk why my uncle zmamy want to eliminate me erveywere. Random3: yeah why? Me: idk, but i donnot do anything to the respect because hi is my uncle after all. Random and a lot more of random: LOL! Me: Well, i hate iban, he got a lot of stupids red dressed followers in a undergrown passage, and for taht fact, he believes himself better than me. Random1:why? Me: Because he practices necromancy and me woodcutting. Ok, taht was almost all. Then i wa sto buy an addy axe: Buying addy axe! 3k Buying addy axe 4k! Buying addy axe 6k! Cani buy your blackaxe? Yes ok! Buying addy axe 6k So a new lvl 20 come to sell me it. When i was to buy it for 6k he said: Well, can i have more plz? It just was so hard o get it. I was sooooooo angry, idk why i dint called noob to him, maybe i was new too. Well, i hope a random event kill him and losses his axes, after an hour of tipping buying addy axe 6k (i think it worth only 3k) he was saying that words!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG! If anyone say it again...HE WILL SUFFER MY REVENGE! YE OLDE AWESOME UBER UPDATE!!!!!!! Just to say this: UBERM3G4PWNN3R3DPWN3DROLFPHREESP4M1337SP4MXXXORSZROXXORSZUBERT3MPL4RIMA13374G4INUN00BLOLROLFG2GPL4IN3OP3T3SROLFW4T4B4DG4M3L0LIDKLOLROLFSP4M1337PUREUBERPWN4G3!!!!!!!!11111111111 Yeah, oh yes, i'm finnally combat 82 hurrraaaay for me, just 44 lvls to lvl 126, i think i iwll be lvl 126 :). Another thing: I donnot know why people say like morons "i like pie", can anyone please explain it to me??? Yeah, if you like pie good for you, but hey, pie is pie, the pie will not make you fly arround ye olde wurld! WEEEEEEEEEEEE! Yesterday i lvl up to combat 83 becaus emy defence lvl 61. Now i have 62 and i'm lvling it to lvl 63 JUST 3K OF XP TO LVL 63!!11111 W000T! Ummm, ah yes, i done troll stronghold today and then trained for my first time on trolls (was a little funny, they dropped me some ranarrs....ummm rannarrs) Ah yes: INHRE GANZE UN TERSEITE SIND GEHOREN WUS!!!! yeah, that is how you say "all your base are belong to us" in german, nice for make some bad jokes with a random german guy lol. Like the last time a my russian outfit lol. Ah yes, i'm happy with my bombe routfit :) C'YA! AH YES! I forgot to say i have like 13526345287365 runescape accounts but i just play 1% of them because the rest are noobs lvl 3 or are inside tutorial island. ONe last thing: I forogot to say jagex unbanned my olde main and i'm playing and it in members :)

Ye olde sunday will be nice for a good for cryin`olde fighthee.

YEAH! BUMP! :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: Anyways, it is nice you have done it yourself for errr...explain us? Oh yeah whatever nice anyways, i love questing too.

your saying that canadian people can't speak english? I'm from venezuela and believe me, i have better grammar than some people in runescape -_-. It is just a shame when "the english speakers" cannot complete a quest because donnot know what means "x" word just because is antique. THOU SHALT SPEAK YE OLDE ENGLISH!

Well, i like runescape music, but i play on high detail with no music and put some good music in ye olde stereo, i like mozart, bach, beethoven, vivaldi oh yeah and sometimes (very very very very very sometimes) rock. (but ye olde one of ye queen because i have no cd's of modern rock (i know i must buy instead peer2peer downloads).

then that woudl mean that what he says means giove thanks to you Argo that doesnt make any sense for an air wizard If you attack ye ir wizard with air spells he will say "thank you argo". Kinda obvius, he is an air wizard and you're giving him more air -_-

Ok... the movie you seen surely is "kingdom of heaven" and it is a perdiod a little before the third crusade, thank you for the correct wirting "kaaba" i just donnot speak english and in spanish it is called kabala :P

This is ye olde hallowen costumes given away on 2006 hallowen Full skelleton set and jack-o-lantern mask

Oh yeah, go and draw some them... joke. I think this is a very cool update, you know, in past years there was just hats or ears (yeah the bunny ones) but now we have 1 mask and a full skelly outfit! I just donnot want to imagine what will come for x-mas. And if you think killing ghost while other people are taking your kills is easy, go and play somehting like mu online.

Another tip: The editor things haunted mine quest is tooooo hard and bothering so he/she didnt done it already (omg, he/she is the editor of a page with guides and walktrought and cannot do haunte dmine lol) IO'm just posting because i dont know what is this and if it is legal or unlegal at the point of tip.it rules

Oh, feel free to come, we will just use steel weaponry and armour (very cheap) and please, if you wnat to see come withput nothing so if you die you will dont lose anything, you cna ve a "war slave" :P

:P Hey, "the others" are already added, they are the "asshasshins", that was a cult of muslims who fought for they very great faith but were corrupted by the power, so they specialised in assassinations. The english term "assasin" was created in the crusades to describe the "asshasshins". The were called to themselves asshsshins because they used some drugs before their assasinations as a part of a ritual. Just like the berzekers!!!!

I was trining happily in the tzaar caves when a lvl 90+ was owning monsters with his full dharoks...D'oh he used proteck from melee bu he attacked accidentaly a ranger one and he didnt see! I get dharok helm, rune boots, ammy of glory, ring of wealth, and some monkfishs...He you bought me all exept food for 500k :)

1 year and errr...like 6 months or 5 months. Anyways, i created my account just after the easter event (shame on me)

When i stopped of calling noob o people because in fact, people who calls other noobs are the noobs (exepting for those morons who keeps beging or calling you scammer for dont sell to them a rune plate for 25k, those are noobs!!!) Or when people who call me noob are like 30 lvls less than me and even dont know how to get fun and think all in runescape is combat and skilling like a mad.

PHREE $P4MXZ0RS PL0X!!!11111111 Not really. Lets analyse this: The penguins are white and black, according to some people, the runescape's penguins are planning to take the world. Black=Dark, White=Light. Zamorak is dark in some ways and saradomin is white in some ways...So...Remember this: Guthix say in castle wars the sheep is his most wise form, the penguins are just like the void knights's armor, so...THE PENGUINS ARE GUTHIX FOLLOWERS OR WANT TO BE LIKE GUTHIX!!! Ok, donnot ask to a penguin...Why not? What happens when you ask to a penguin? NOTHING! But what about if i have no better to do? Maybe in the furture there will be a "penguinmulet" or an "ammulets of penguin-speak"?? I donnot think. Jagex did the zamorak thing because members are just skilling like mad people to get the new capes but they forgot what is the porpouse of the game: the fun. But penguins... Remember this: According to runescape's history, zamorak was a mortal who became a god. So Zamorak was a boy...a bloodish boy....an evil boy...A BOY WHO LIKED TO PUT IN FIRE POOR PENGUINS!!!!!! Zamorak just took some penguins and putte dthem in fire to see how they became mad because they are creatures belonging to the ice. Because Zamorak is evil. Now the penguins will take vengance with the help of guthix to destroy zamorak and maybe free Zaros. But guthix must keep balance, so he will not help those penguins...But the masters can learn from their creations...SO THE PENGUINS DISGUISED LIKE THE SHEEP (THE MORE WISE CREATURE ACCORDING TO GUTHIX) TO MAKE HIM CHANGE OPINION AND DECLARE WAR TO ZAMORAK, THE EVIL PENGUIN BURNER... If not jagex will just make use avaibles to make "cooked penguins" wich heals 14 hp lol

oh, sorry if you feel like that, actually i just like the history and if you read some history, no one wins this crusade, Richard the lionhearted and saladin made a pact of peace together because they both were to strong. I'm not rascist and i'm in favour of the liberty of cult, just tell me what aspects of the event you dont like so i will modify them, this is just for fun! Anyways, i'm not making the muslims evil and mad, because the cristians didnt were good all the crusades...You must remebr the fourth crusades when cristian armies killed fellow cristians of constantinopla just for gold and relics. So if you feel this is rascism please help me to make it better for all of us :)

Oh sorry, i forgot this and i cannot find the edit buttom: Description: The historical re-construccion of the third crusade (massive team pvp event) Date: Unknow at moment. Time: Unknow at moment. World: 61 Location: Many loacations. RSN: Darkluniux Contact info: Post here