Darkluniux

I was so happy to read when i saw that! I DONNOT WANT MALES BECAUSE THEY WILL NOT WIN MWUAHAHAHAHAHH! Thtas was a cristal sword against mmy hearth =( anyways i will play da game!

Solution: Make a lvl 3 useless account and log in to the runescape forums with it. If it is truth you will loss that useless character and prove the begin of the chaos. If not try wiah an old never used acocount with a decent lvl to get the hacker's claws to it! and prove the attack against jagex.

If you donnot know, this was updated =)

Welcome to my olde blogScape, it is a blog, but... What can be a blog? A spammer blog... Well, blogs are the most lethal form of spam in the internet and now tip.it allows then... What means? FREE SPAM FOR ME! Oh yeah! You know me, i'm a little mad but a serious too. So what we gonna do? Ok: Hello, Hi, Hola, Hallo, Alo, bonyorno, Ok, this will be my blog, yes, my own blog, and i will show you the way of a not average runescape player can see this game! PREPARED? NO? I DNOOT CARE! BECAUSE I'M MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD! O RLY? no -_- Well... M' runescapian life: I really donnot rememebr in what day i born, i only remember than i born like a noob: IN MINICLIP! WHAT UGLY! Ok, i remember when i took my black clothes and a my nice black hair... I was wandering arround and fighting some giant rats when...I BORN IN LUMBY! I remember! Well, after i born my soul was in a extrange place, it is called "the island". I really donnot know the porpouse of the island, but... Hey people, taht sound noobish, everybody knows that! the island is the tutorial island! What a noobish part! So what about if i go ahead? Warning: The following text might contain spoilers. This makes the blog more aerodynamic, and thus more maneuverable at high speeds. Take caution and carry a first-aid kit at all times if you don't know that Snape kills Dumbledore, Rosebud is a sled, the Planet of the Apes was Earth all along, the Narrator is Tyler Durden, Bruce Willis is a ghost, Wallace is the were-rabbit, King Kong dies, Timmy is stupid, the culprit was, in fact, the butler all along, the animator suffers a fatal heart attack before the Black Beast of Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh gets them, and Luke, I am your father! Ok, my first breath in varrock: Well, i remember it very well, i was walking arround the map very lossed, so i saw it! a nice iron mine! WOW! AN iron mine! LET ME....OH NAH! I NEED TO BE LVL 15 MINING, TO BE LVL 15 I MUST SURELY PLAY THIS GAME FOR A YEAR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH MY LIFE IS OVER!. Then, i saw it! Copper mines, so y take my nice bronze pick and them: AAAAAAW AN UGLY GIANT! A GOLEM!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAH! ITS LVL 17! IT WILL KILL ME HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!! Then i ran and get varrock: AAAAAAAAH! GUARDS LVL 21 AAAAAAAAH! And i was lossed: Where is varrock? Is this lumberjack? how i go to lumberjack? IS LUMBRIGE NOOB! Oh... So, i went to lumby again and bought a map, so go to varrock again: HA HA! THIS IS VARROCK! HA HA! I USE INTERNET! O'RLY? YEAH! well, i was happy... OH! this is bored, i better do some good work now =). Warning: The above text contains spoilers. It is now safe to turn off your computer. Ye olde Order of Potato. Maybe no one knows about it, because it was totally fake, it wasn`t an illuminati secret organization planning to destroy the cabbage in runescape, no, only was my work. I made a new tip.it account, called order_of_Potato_master, and it was cool, soo good, everybody flamed me and i was happy, because i wa sthe copycat wanna be order of cabbage guy! Nice no? Uh? well, i wa sonly needing to say you this information. Ye not so much older Brotherhood of the skull. Yes, i was co-founder and actually grand master, this is only a bunch of odd peple who wants to march arorund runescape in lines wearing monk robes and the skull sceptre for the stronghold of security. My odd life of a human. Yeah, why do i like to create odd stuffs in runescape? Because i like too much the mithology, the history and the universals secrets. Of coourse, i'm not a nerd and i practice Tae-Kwon-Do (it is a korean Karate). Well, i like to read too and make some internet stuffs, like internet phenomens (all your base are belong to us, O rly, etc...) And play some online games. I know too much about runescape members too (but i was member only 17 days :( ) Do i already say he fact what i'm from Venezuela and i speak spanish? Well, i think it is all! I hope you lost your time reading this Spam. Please donnot close this, because i will write more, because this is my Blog about runescape life. Ah yes, i got 1113 cabbage in bank, and i want more! Ah yes, my dog is called Horus and the another Isis. Want to get a mithological question answered? Well, i wil lsearch for you inquiry and answer it! Just post your question! Remmeber. Mithos, legends, templars, illumianti, etc... And of course, my forums: http://www.darktemple.co.nr or http://z7.invisionfree.com/Darkluniux_Temple/index.php? And if you understand spanish, visit http://groups.msn.com/darkluniuxcastle (yup, a group msn in spanish made by me). Well... Mithology and me I remmeber when i saw my first episode of Asterix the Gale, I was introduced in roman mithology... Now i read books about it and hear classical music, you hate me, dont you? Happy future reading! Oh well, this is my second day of writting massive spam for the masses, i was wandering arroind forums and i was thinking: EGG TO PHAT!??! THOSE GUYS ARE MAD!!!!! If they cannot have a pHat trading with all their stuffs, WHAT ARE THEY THINKING WHEN THEY SAY EGG TO PHAT!??! Yeah, that is convert 1gp to 100m gp. Well... If anyone got that trade i will congrat him and say WOW! WARNING:THIS IS ONLY MY POINT OF VIEW ABOUT A HARD THEME, PLEASE DONNOT BAN ME FOR WRITE THIS. What happen to tip.it times? I remember when it was fun to read, because it had some good information about the day to day of runescape, but, what is it today? I was very agry wen tip.it eliminated the amazing Did you Know? section of the tip.it times. Ok, it was full of information what i already know, but anyways was nice, because it sometime had me odd information i used. Now it donnot have that nice section. OK! But now tip.it times is poor for me. It only is a shadow of what was. I consider the fact of the elimiantion of Did you know? Section, because it isen't easy to collect information rare to get. What happen to the high-quality articles about the economy of runescape? And the brillants research of the members and crew of community? I only see useless stuffs like the "history of a good macroer who was good, bacame bad and bacame good again". HEY! if i do a biografy of my runescapian history (just like this blog) no one will be interested in reading it, but this guy got the popular power of a bad boy who became good. Days later a wanna-be want to post his opinion and his own history (well, i'm sorry, he wasn't a wanna-be just was inspired by that post). What his got? a nice space in the tip.it times? NOO! A one week ban because he surely was attemping to make us break the jagex's rules. So what's the next? What about if tip.it times make a nice converzation with a proffessional scammer or a hacker who has a runescape fate website encharged of make a false promise to giving you 1mill in exchange of your password? Tip.it times is going poor, sorry for that, but is true. What means all the chat about the way of see the life of runescape? IF YOU'RE MERCHANTING YOU GOT MONEY AND CALLED NOOB, IF YOU'RE COMBAT YOU IWLL CALLED NOOB ANYWAYS BUT YOU GET MONEY TOO, YOU ARE A NOOB TO EVERYBODY'S EYES AND MORE BLAH BLAH BLAH! Well, many people will find tthat interesting but me not, i donnot care sbout that because i already know the crude reality of a MMORPG like runescape, full of people who fights in name of themselves. I said already: THIS IS MY POINT OF VIEW, DONNOT BAN ME PLEASE. NEW UPDATE! :ohnoes: Oh noes! that is the emoticon's name above this text! I donnot know why. Well, i was in draynor chopping willow, i love to chop willow, well, not really, i had 71 woodcuttin in main, but this is my new main be cause ye olde one was banned, so i wa scutting tree with a black axe. Ok, a black axe is a black axe, it is sinester, well, not really, it just says when you examines it. Anyways i was chopping willow in draynor, did you know that? YES? ok, let me show some jokes what i did: Random1: Buying rune axe 20k Me: In soviet russia, axe buys you!!!! Random2: Oh noes, a russian. i hate russian, go america. Me: Bla bla bla. Random3: selling steel axe. Me: In soviet russia, axe sells you!!! Random2: Oh man, shut up. Me: In soviet russia, shut ups you!! Random4: Ahahahaha, you're so funny. Me: Oh well, anyways. Random2: You noob, shut up stupid, go to another world dam russian! Me: I'm venezuelan -_- Random2: Oh yea stupid russian. Me: Errr... in taht case...i 'm communist Random2: YEAH! go america! Me: In soviet russia, american goes you!!! Random2: Sut up stupid. Me: Oh yeah, i'm sacred man. Radom2: Sacred you? Me: Yeah, i'm sacred, i'm the son of osiris. Random2: Uh? Me: Yeah, i'm the son of all, i'm the son of god, of buda, of a odd guy, of an angel... Random2: Shut up russian. Me: Oh yeah, you can read my name in the bible, the ramayana, the necronomicon, the principia discordia... Me: In all sacred books yo ucan imagine... Random2:noob Me: Oh yeah, i'm the son of the gods. Me: i'm the father of al and the son of all. Random2:I'm your dad! Me: yeah, i'm your son but your father too because i'm too sacred man! Random2: O, give me all your money, listen to your father. Me: Nah, you're only a odd guy go away. Random2: err? Me: In soviet russia, errrrs You!???? Well, that was a part, this converzation was so bored so i logged in my pure woodcutter called Son of Gutix and dressed i nall green with long green hair and i was laugthing while tipping: Me: I'm the son of gutix. Random1: A calvin clein suit? Me: No! the son of my father guthix. Random2: ROLF NOOB! Me: Well, please guthix, donnot punish him. Random2: Oh yeah, i'm the son of zammy. Me: Nah, his son is iban, i hate my cousin iban. Me: idk why my uncle zmamy want to eliminate me erveywere. Random3: yeah why? Me: idk, but i donnot do anything to the respect because hi is my uncle after all. Random and a lot more of random: LOL! Me: Well, i hate iban, he got a lot of stupids red dressed followers in a undergrown passage, and for taht fact, he believes himself better than me. Random1:why? Me: Because he practices necromancy and me woodcutting. Ok, taht was almost all. Then i wa sto buy an addy axe: Buying addy axe! 3k Buying addy axe 4k! Buying addy axe 6k! Cani buy your blackaxe? Yes ok! Buying addy axe 6k So a new lvl 20 come to sell me it. When i was to buy it for 6k he said: Well, can i have more plz? It just was so hard o get it. I was sooooooo angry, idk why i dint called noob to him, maybe i was new too. Well, i hope a random event kill him and losses his axes, after an hour of tipping buying addy axe 6k (i think it worth only 3k) he was saying that words!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG! If anyone say it again...HE WILL SUFFER MY REVENGE!

Time ago when i was a noob, my man was hacked, i lost full rune and full black g (when it was a little expanssive). Then i was hacked again (by a a "firend" again) I lossed some rune random stuff. Well, in October 31 of 2005, jagex banend me for billing problems, so i started a new main =). Today i'm a little poor (only got some cool zammy armor) and with the time my armor is less expansive =(. But well, create a new main, and if you want make pures like me!

Ok ok! Yes, i can do mass in latin but it must be funeral or i will cant...Well i will try =P WHta is funk? Uh? i never heared or readed that expression uh?

Well i certainly i can, and make your own religion too! But i need characteristics and god of what you want. For example, if you want me to create you a ghod you mus rellen tyhis form: -IS: GOOD EVIL OR JUST -WHAT IS? MALE FEMALE ALL -WHAT ELEMNTS USE? FIRE EARTH ETC ALL -WHEN IS PRESENT? WAR PEACE ETC ALL -IS IT ACIENT OR NEW? -ORIENTAL OCCIDENTAL INDIAN OR AMERICAN TIPE? -CULT SECT OR RELIGION? -IS THE GOD OF THE DEATH LIFE OR ETC OR ALL? and some extra miscellania information you want add... LOL

Many of you know a secret about runescape: It is not only a common RPG, no, it is more than it! You can chat with people make friends follow your own runescapian god etc... SO... If it is a game after all and you cannot lose nothing... Why not marry or make a march? Yes. This is what you was searching for thousands of years ago (well, since 2001). A priest. Ok, i'm not a priest, i'm a free of charge runescape priest! Yes! my services are free because i do it for fun, only for that! I really want to do it! What services do i offer to you? -Marriage. Wanna marryfor fun? So you only need to do this: Choose your runescapian god (Guthix, Zamorak or Saradomin), choose a cappel ubication (chaos altars, altars, etc) and of course your friends list! I will do the ceremony. -March o' Gods: Yes! wanna do a nice new stuffs? how about organize your own marck arround gielinor?!?!? YES! choose your firends or get people and lets march weariong same uniforms or random stuffs, new players and noobs will be surely amazed! -Knighthood: Wanna become Knight?? Wannna use properly the title of Sir or Lord?? Did you want to follow the path of the justice or become an evil knight? This is your oportunity to become a Dark Knight, A knight, A saradominist Knight, a lord zamorak's Knight, a templar knight, a rogue knight, a crusader knight or even a St, Jonh's Hospital Knight! You only need to search for witness of your new royalty! Of course, you must wear an outfit that represent what you fight for! I will make you a Knight! -King and Queen: Wanna be a king? Or the queen of runescape? Oh you cannot, but i can make you a ruler if you prove your wealth or you brave, only palyers with high skills or very much money can choose the path of the King. But if you can be, you will get a great ceremony in the bests runescape chappel of your election! -Clan battles winner: Are a clan member? Did you clan won the last clan war? how about to make a big party! In name of your runescapian god! Many services can be added if you request, this service is free and you can utilize it many times, restriction of Horary may Apply, you must get your firends if you want. This service can only be in a F2P world. If you ar eplanning a big party for clan or marriage you must bring food or if you are a member you can bring some beer glasses. PLEASE COME AND ENJOY! Feedback and aditional helps are accepted. If you request any service please post it or send me a Private Message.

random for free2play pl0x??

bump :wall: C'mon people, im gifting you this knowledge and you donnot want to accept it? So i wrote this for nothing #-o ? Oh well NO PROBLEM *spam* 'zig' D'oh!

Just imagine an altar to regenerate your agility :lol: Ok, taht wasnt funny... but...

Hi? i know why you are here! You surely want that nice full mime outfit or the funny zombie dance right? Or maybe the great leatherhorsen or whatever is his name! Ok this is 100% experimental and im 98% not sure of this... But i did it and i got full prince outfit in my lvl 20 pure, so it must be truth! Ok... I.-INTRODUCTION Why Jagex introduce soo many random events? Firsty to make the game funner and gift nice stuff to players...But we must see the dark side... Jagex do this to fight against the evil crew of macroers, those runescape players with no skill in game but high skills in hacking. So how to get many random events? Easy! Make jagex believe than you are a macroer (people only in game!). II.-HOW TO Ok, im not asking you to use macros, it isent acceptable and i'm 100% against macros (believe me, i play Gunz and i hate be owned by hackers with no skills lol). So, how to start? First you must spend many time, so, the best you can do is to train, why train? because that is what macroers do! III.-STEPS TO FOLLOW How a macro works? It only do repetleady the same tasks. So, if you are fishing, try fishing in the same spot ever and when the spot changes, stop a min and then go to fish. REMEMBER! if you character is doing nothing for more than 60secs it will logged out, so keep spinning your cam! NO SPEAK! you must be quietly and train without tipping nothing, this includes chat, chat to friends, type stuff in the window and then erase it, etc... WHY? did you ever see a macroer chatting will fellow players? NO! because they are slepping or playing with his Xbox. Remember REMEMBER, if you need to walk many times trought the same route, try click the same squares, WHY? because macros only controls the mouse to make it click and move your character. IF you are fighting, try click on the same spot of your monster. Why? because some figting macros moves his mouse to the color of your election, for example, if you are fighting varrock guards, ever choose to clik the helm to begin the attack. If you have the oportunity of power training it will be best! Never talk to anything or do human stuffs like examining objects or changing armor! Only eat if you really need to! IV.-SECURITY Ok, this is the most important part, maybe if you follow this you cannot get the randoms but you accoutn will be never banned! Remember, you are ACTING like a macroer but you AREN'T a REAL MACROER. So donnot be stupid, ever do this in places with no too many ppl, they can report you. If random ppl is saying you macroer, defend yourself, defend you reputation say very proud to them: "IM NOT A MACROER" and prove it and continue playing common, if a mod appears to report some macroers explain to him the fact: YOU ARE NOT A MACROER!. If a Jagex mod appears and ask you, them answer to him and talk to him, you are not a macroer and you can prove it! EVER play with private chat off, but never public chat! you must read what others are tipping, because if they believe than you are a macroer the wil lsay stuff like "HEY NOOB MACROER, PREPARE TO BE BANNED" you must answers or tell some jokes. V.-IL FIN Remeber, this form of play is to get random events and not to macroing, you must only be seeing as macroer to the system, never to Jagex or to the player. Only to the machines that controls the game and cannot do anything against your account but only send randoms what you are searching for! This doesnt work all the time, but the practice is all! Guide by darkluniux, no one cares about copyright because the original owner "me" doesnt care about this guide so you can copy paste or whatever you want lol! No rights reserved. PD: IF YOU ACCOUNT GOT BANNED FOR MACROING IS YOUR FAULT, NOT MY FAULT, I TOLD TO ALL OF YOU: NOT USE MACROS!!!!!!!!!!! ONLY ACT LIKE ONE!

world 61!!!!!!!! world 61 is the home world of the grand brotherhood!!!!!!

7/10 dentist call me "LINUX" or "DARKLINUX" Im not an opperative system without light! i'm Darkluniux!

Is this Skull and bones? WRONG! Is this illuminati? WRONG! Is this freemasonry? WRONG! Is this Templar Knighthood? WRONG! So then, what is this? SPAM!!!!!*sorry* Spam? NO! the BROTHERHOOD OF THE SKULL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah, and what is this? Imagine a world called gielinor, ruled by 3 goods... That is runescape -_- Ok! Imagine a computer game created by jagex! That is runescape again... Ok! imagine a world created and ruled by jagex in the internet! I KNOW IS RUNESCAPE! but... imagine a secret society! That is H.A.M humans against monsters noob! Ok, you got me... But i created with friends the all powerfull Brotherhood of the skull, all we doing is march arround all runescape wearing monk outfit and the most powerfull weapon created by jagex... THE SKULL SCEPTER! YES! If you want to have f2p fun ans scary ppl, only join to us, we are not a clan, we are not spammers, we are nothing! Just take some firends and march arround, this is the Brotherhood that anyone can edit! Wikipedia? *sorry* the brotherhood than anyone can join! Well ppl, sorry for hat ugly text, now look at my screen shoots!!: If you want to join bother ppl arround ruenscape and convinve everybody to follow you in line wearing monk outfit (monk robes, no gloves, no boots, no ammy, nothing in head, no shield,) and you nice sceptre, remember if you donnot have sceptre you ar eout!

Quit for that? man, i lossed tooo much more in my runescape life (including my account) but i never quited for that, i just go forward with revenge in my mind to be better, you cannot quit for only full rune and some dragon... Please donnot quit, and never eat Karamjam octopus or whatever is it name, is like a nice marine star but it hurts you and poison you...

Say that to members, they are worst... JUst imagine! rings and ammy for teleport!

Who cares? it surely will be members only like everything lol!

A ooption a

Bullneitor

4/10 i only see you in games forums...

f2p'ers dont have red boots =P hmm...as for the guy above me...banned for following a giant metallic head :lol: Banned for be a frog reaper

Ranged...

4.5 It is a little errr... UNoriginal? Well, but i can see the whole copy and paste in little pixels but it is good. With a little more detailed hand you can make it even more realistic :P well, now rate my avatar, it is old and i will replace in a while...

Darkluniux Xuinulkrad WOOT! sound cool!