Darkluniux

Banned for be a copycat "z number one guy-lower" who thinks some day will be the number one in highscores and "z number one guy" the number two and make an avatar to promote this extrange comportament.

OH, beatifull and great TIP.It, I ever enjoined be in this great community, In tip.it, you post jokes... BUT... In soviet Russia, Joke Posts YOU!!! Alttrought, lets talk about my country... Well, i'm not from russia, i'm from venezuela... Time ago, the pope visited us, so he was in a nice white limusine with his own driver, because, he is the pope! But the pope was too bored, so he talked to the driver to change their seat because the pope wants to drive, ok, the driver lets the pope drive the car and the driver went to the passenger's seat. Then, the pope is too old, so he broke many traffic rules, he doesnt stopped were the stop signal appears or the red light, etc... Then a policeman stoped him, the pope open the door and then the policeman saw his face! The he talked to the HQ: Police:HQ, there is a very important man... HQ: Well, you know what you doing 'Zig' Police: What ! HQ: Take off every 'Zig' Police: Captain ! HQ: For great justice! Police:This isent a joke!this is a really important man, not a zero wing scene. HQ: LOL ok, well, he must pay the bill! Police: But...He looks like a very important ppl, he can make many things..i'm scared... HQ:WHAT??? WHo is he? Police: I dont know, but i think he is very important and my autority isent sufficient to make him pay... HQ:SO YOU DONT KNOW WHO IS HE BUT YOU ARE SCARED!??!?!?!?! Police:Believe me, he can make all...If he pay me, maybe i got fired or idk.. HQ: well, is he Artist? Police:Nah... HQ: Is he a very powerfull Gangster or a crime lord? Police: No, he is more powerfull than that! HQ: IS A TERRORIST LEADER! Police: Of course no! Hq: Well, if he is very important he must be a politician... Police: Nah... He looks more powerfull. HQ: Is he Chavez? Police: HAHAHAH! no. HQ: Ok, is he Bush? Police:Nah, bush and chavez together are nothing, this one looks holy! HQ: WHAT YOU SAY! ! Police: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US! HQ: well, if this is a holy looking guy who is he then and why he is very important? Police:IDK, but i think he is my god! HQ:Why do you think he is GOD????? Police: Because he has the pope as his driver! LOL!

Banned for promoving forestal fire with your avatar!

Let me thing... When i was lvl 4 (woot! i'm strong because i was a lvl 3 but now a lvl 4 woot!) i went to the wizard tower (uh, nice place, i better dont attack wizards...) and then a "nice extranger" said: "hey take this staff for free, but you must kill a wizard to say thanks." I think ok, then...PREPARE TO SUFFER WIZARD WITH MY NEW STAFF! and 3 secs later i was in wildy without my noob items. =(. Then i think, i'm too powerfull because im lvl 10 now, then a "nice guy" in full mith said: Follow me, i iwll take you to a place where you can get nice stuff for free, just like my armor!. Oh yeah, i did, i followed trough a extarnge forest, not many ppl and a scary song (jagex must hide the nice stuff here because it is scary...) and then i saw it, a nice skull near a little icon of 2 swrods (you know, the wildy symbol and the multicombat together) this must be nice and then...10 secs later i'm dead (again). Well but the most noobiest thing i did was when i didnt know what is 1k, so a guy was selling full black for 3k (what a bargain) and i offered 3gp (almost all my money) he said: 3k please. So i offered 10gp (all my money). He said: You must be newbor noob lol. 1k is 1000gp. Well, i feel great, i was palying runescape only for 3 days and i discovered than im a whole new class! I'm not a warrior, i'm not a mage, I'm not a ranger, i'm not a rogue, i'm not a necromancer, i'm not a paladin... No, i'm better, i was proud of say this...I'M A NOOB!!!!!!!!!!!

there is a world 127 though Mystery solved :lol: And also - Five past RUNE, five past NOON. I think Jagex is trying to make a pun. Dunno. : P But here's the biggest one of all... Why does Varrock, greatest city in f2p, not have gates when Falador does :?: Because varrock is the large city, the capital but not the more powerfull. You need to remember a little thing, varrock is ruled by a KING, it is a very civilian city, but, if you follow the storyline of runescape, falador have a king too, but is ruled By the white knights, so if the city is ruled by a military order, must have great walls and doors. Falador is a military city like the greek Sparta, ruled by an order like The Knights of the hospital of saint jonh, after Knights of malta. Varrock is civilian. Mistery solved!

Well, my last dream of runescape was: I was in wildy and a Jagex mod appeared and lvl up all my stats to lvl 90, then i went to wild and formed a new clan, then i were to wildy again and killed a guy and i get again from jagex a free lifetime members subscription, then i killed another guy and get a whole party hat set and full dragon, then i made my own army for kill in wildy and them...AND THEM!!!!!!!!!!...AND THEM!!!!!!!!!! I just woke up! lol

Welcome to this odd, nice and funny family i think, enjoy the browsing and get fun, but remember, donnot make fun taking the others' fun. So, DONT DO WHAT I DID IN MY FIRST DAY!!!!!!!!!!

DONNOT WRITE IT AGAIN! SOME WORDS ARE TOO TAGICS TO BE WIRTED OR READED! :pray: :-# :wall:

There are some unofficial runescape private servers online were you cna drop party hats if you can because they respawn in the floor and you can cast spells without runes and modify your stats. I never played them because they might have a keylogger or something or jagex can see you playing that and ban you and idk lol...

THe green mask are 10m The blue 20m and the red mask 30m easter eggs are 4m pumking not sure, but i thimk 5m Santas 20m Blue Phat like 300M White 285M Red 275M HEHEHEH, you're a rich one =P Remember to check the news RS updates. PD: If you want you cna gift me an easter egg =) lol

I like when they follow me, it makes feel myself "powerfull". Last time i commanded them to worship me at time they follow me in exchange of a nice scimmy. Of course the winner won a nice bronze scimmy! :lol:

W00T! My topics are useless but many ppl like to read it useless info and some one want to reply with more useless info to tranfom the spam to a form of art lol. Anyways i wa sout of runescape for some time (no time to sell my armor) and because that i lossed money.

i remember a nice one, when i was a lvl 7 noob, my friend talked about the rubber chicken, he traded with me (you know, the chicken is untradeable) but he showed me it in THE TRADE WINDOW! BELIEVE ME! I didnt take pictures because in that tame i dindt know nothing about rares and holydays items.

i never seen zezima or another famous player. Well i dont got too many options if i'm f2p. Anyways, i'm not toooo much interesed on know them because they will not gift me a santa only for follow them, so, can you ppl stop bothering them? If you really wanna to talk to them is better to make a good converzation instead beggin, lol.

Ok, we are F2P i know that, but anyways, if the free 2 play doenst exist the P2P will be dead. Why? Because are you going to pay 5 dollards for the month for play a java game when you're lvl 3 and doing the tutorial island? Many of you was a F2P first, everyone was a newb and maybe some were nobos, why you cant remember that? Well i think that joining in P2P make your heads too much big for us and because taht you cannot enter in the door and you even dont know it! There is unjust categorize the F2P like the home of scammers and beggers, there are a lot of scammers and begegrs too in P2P and many time there are noobs too. Jagex works in this way: You pay, you get updates, why? Because p2p keep the game online! But anyways jagex cant forget us, the firsts players ever... So there is nothing wrong aobut giving an update to free to play, of course they beg but for only reason: "THEY GET AN UPDATE LIKE EEVERY NEW CENTURY!". Well i was f2p, then p2p and now f2p again. And a last thing: The newbs of f2p need the hallys more than the pros of p2p! you are to big to paly with a long stick instead use prayer lol!

Well, the camo helm was nice because it is almost equal to the textures of green of a tree, so it is like the helms what soldiers wear with camo. But the camo helmet (new model) is like a hat what wear military too, it see better.

Try this email direction: [email protected] I think it is, anyways search in the page i found that in it.

wait a moment... ARE YOU CALLING ME A SATANIST? Errr... not really... If thou are zamorakian you must be err...Dark?

Hey guys, this is a runescape, a whole virtual world where we can choose our own destiny and reality, in this new world doent exist religions like budist or catolic so you must believe in your own god! The OOC guy have a god: The cabbage. Well, i think Zamorak can own all (lol) because he was a very powerfull mortal of the Majarrat and became a god, if you follow the path of zamorak, you can become in a god and even dont know it! Strengh trought Chaos! The chaos is what hate the enemy, the chaos of the lag, the chaos when you own them in wildy and for the lag they cannot egg the sharks! Of course Guthix is very important, he is the world of gielinor, he grat knowledge about all can reveal the more dark secrets of the worlds, the nature is his power, where are trees guthix is in it, he is in the sun, in the earth, in the air, he doesnt need phisical form because he is whatever he want. But Saradomin is more like the way of the light, (i'm dark :twisted: ) he preffers the order and everybodu happy but in his laws! He is good because has a powerfull weapon: The knowledge. Strengh trough the Knowledge. Anyways he have very important apports to the justice and the laws, but is a dictator for me. And of course the powerfull Zaros, this is very much like Kronos from greek mithology, Kronos defeated his father Uranus to take the control upon the titans, then his sons defeated him and they become the new rulers of the Olympus. Zaros was powerfull but was "defeated" by the time, now he is only an acient god. But you can check the letter to saradomin, he feels scared of talking Zaros, maybe he can be defeated, but his power is infinite and maybe, some day, like Zamorak he will return to take the control! In this analisis i cna see the differents religions of runescape changed to: Saradominist: The medieval catolic church, managers of the order and warriors against the heretics. Creators of the Crusades and planning to unify the world in this unique religion. Zamorakian: Satanists or simply neo-pagans. Satanist what are against the catolics and neo-pagans than are against satanits but opressed anyways by the catolics. Guthix: Budist religion, comprend taoist fundament and a great relation with the nature. It can be Wicca or neo-pagan too, very relationed by the "god" and the "goddess" rulers of the nature. Zaros: The acient mithology, religions of acient culture, its like a Osiris in the Egyptian Mithology (good side) or an evil and dictator Kronos. We can make a relation beetween runescape gods and acient gods: Zamorak: Ares, mars, Hades, Set, Loki. (I dont have time to say an explication, please search in internet or join to my forums to more detailed info lol) Saradomin: Zeuz, Ra, Thot, Odin. Guthix: Apolo, some random japanese god-guy. Zaros: Kronos, Uranus, osiris. Ok, i hope wiith this little guide you enjoy the runescapians religions lol!

I cannot believe, i remember when a full zammy set was 3.2M now they are like 2.4M or less! The god armor and the trim armor is lowing, there are more sellers than buyers, what is happening? Is this fault of construction? Members prefer the family crest armor that the trimmed armor and are filling the F2P with trimmed armor? What is happening? :wall: :wall: :wall:

sub silver PWNZ!!!!!111111111111111111111

Runes OWNZ!!!!!!!!!!111111 Imagine myself casting air strikes against my friends and then teleporting my self to my house to high alch all my worthless stuff to get gold coins and make me a new millonarie!

OMG! LEARN TO THING PEOPLE! The f2pers will win this battle for a little point: MEMBERS CANNOT USE MEMBER ARMOR OR WEAPONS IN F2P WORLDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OPS! I REMEMBER, THEY JUST CAN USE RUNE AMROR AND THEY SHALL FIGHT, SORRY LOL!

i some time get letters from jagex saying THANK YOU! but it doesn`t matter, i report for fun, man! hunting scammers, macroers nas people with offensive languajes and them report then is fun! i love report rule breakers because im mad so when i see an scammer i follow the game and them the all scared: "enjoy your report n00b".

i was wanderer in varrock with my zammy full, then a noob came and i morph in the most sacred form of all: "the easter egg" noob:w00t, how do you do that? me:what? noob:THAT! me:ah, this is an egg duhh!!! noob:an egg? me:yeah! in soviet russia, egg eats you!!! noob:w00T! me:lol (so i do the egg run to make the noob more impressed) noob:woah! how do you do that? me:... me:... noob: cmon say it! me:... noob:plz!!!! me:ok! listen carefully: noob:ok11111 me:to get this all sacred form you need to have lvl 95 mage, this form add you a bonus on def. noob:really? me:lol noob:c'mon me:wanna see a stuff a lot impressive? noob:umm, ok! (i display and talk at the zombie head form hallowen event) noob:wow! noob:what is that? me:a monk's head noob:wtf? me:yeah a monk head, to get it you need 85 prayer noob:woot, how i get it? me: it is the St Jonh's head. noob:really? me:yes to get it you must go to a templar temple and pay 5m to a knight templar. noob:where are the templars? me:they are in france, but you must go quick before philip IV execut them. noob:OH (time later after many jokes with a friend) noob:heym that is not tru, the egg is an easter ring! me:ok... noob:how you get it?!?!? me:you're a noob noob:i'm not! i got a lvl 85 account! me:really? noob:yes me:how a lvl 85 dont know about a easter ring? noob:errr...welll... me:noob!